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re: Auburn fans, any idea why there are not one but two AU Jets in BR?

Posted on 11/29/10 at 10:26 pm to
Posted by Bellabama
Omnipotent, Omniscient, Omnipresent
Member since Nov 2009
30878 posts
Posted on 11/29/10 at 10:26 pm to
quote:

You are the most butt hurt person I have ever seen on a message board. Sure there have been worse meltdown single posts made by others, but to do it consistently for as long as you have and probably 5,000 posts this season is really sad.


So this is what I always thought was butthurt. Maybe we should add it to urbandictionary,com as an example.
Posted by Alabama Slim
2009,2011 BCS National Champions
Member since Jul 2007
9948 posts
Posted on 11/29/10 at 10:32 pm to
1st plane - trooper visiting all his mcneilers

2nd plane - driving a brinks truck to BR would be way to obvious
Posted by jso0003
Member since Jun 2009
5170 posts
Posted on 11/29/10 at 10:36 pm to
We just flew into Baton Rouge to make it look like Chiz was visiting Lester.

In reality we're taking recruits the short drive over to New Orleans to hit the strip clubs and riverboat casinos (obviously they will be taken around to specific slot machines... straight cash homie)
Posted by Born to be a Tiger
Somewhere lost in Texas
Member since Jan 2008
2741 posts
Posted on 11/29/10 at 10:38 pm to
Memphisplaya don't worry about 008 because he is still upset about getting owned by me in that other thread. When it becomes official I will stalk every AU poster down that was against me that day and remind them that they supported cheating coaches. Well I want hound Ross.
Posted by Marines4Auburn
Auburn Alum in South Florida
Member since Sep 2009
14926 posts
Posted on 11/29/10 at 11:14 pm to
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Why was he wearing a hat at 0700 am?

Thug.






Backwards hats = thug.
Posted by memphisplaya
Member since Jan 2009
85830 posts
Posted on 11/29/10 at 11:19 pm to
quote:

Memphisplaya don't worry about 008 because he is still upset about getting owned by me in that other thread. When it becomes official I will stalk every AU poster down that was against me that day and remind them that they supported cheating coaches. Well I want hound Ross.



Looking forward to that day Born

I just find it odd to bring two jets that fit like 20 people
Posted by Marines4Auburn
Auburn Alum in South Florida
Member since Sep 2009
14926 posts
Posted on 11/29/10 at 11:25 pm to
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I just find it odd to bring two jets that fit like 20 people


Pat Dye brought all of his drinking buddies, plus you need room for all the cash.
Posted by memphisplaya
Member since Jan 2009
85830 posts
Posted on 11/29/10 at 11:27 pm to
Please tell me he remembered his pants.... Oh well he will fit in down in the bayou anyways.
Posted by Tigerlaw28
Member since Nov 2009
51 posts
Posted on 11/29/10 at 11:47 pm to
His dad wore the hat forward but he would come in to trooper's bedroom every morning and him kiss before he went to work. To kiss him his father would turn his hat around. One day when trooper was like 10 his dad went work and died and the last memory trooper has of his father is with his hat backwards.
Posted by GenTso
Magrathea
Member since Jan 2007
530 posts
Posted on 11/30/10 at 12:38 am to
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I just find it odd to bring two jets that fit like 20 people


You obviously haven't seen David Housel lately.
Posted by e2drummer
Member since Jun 2009
4221 posts
Posted on 11/30/10 at 12:59 am to
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Born to be a Tiger

And if it comes out that AU did nothing wrong and is running a clean program, many posters will lose all their e-cred.
Posted by memphisplaya
Member since Jan 2009
85830 posts
Posted on 11/30/10 at 1:12 am to
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AU did nothing wrong and is running a clean program


No program is "clean" Especially not one with Trooper Taylor. He still has stench on him from his Tulane days.
Posted by Hog Springs
I'm on a boat
Member since Nov 2010
4436 posts
Posted on 11/30/10 at 1:20 am to
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memphisplaya
So what exactly did he do at Tulane?

I see this posted a lot but have never heard what he did.
Posted by NEWOTiger
New Orleans, La.
Member since May 2010
449 posts
Posted on 11/30/10 at 1:58 am to
AU coaches are giving clock management seminars before heading to Atlanta for the SECCG apparently.
Posted by Lee County Tiger
I Haz Sources
Member since Oct 2009
33354 posts
Posted on 11/30/10 at 4:46 am to
You caught me. I flew down to give Robinson his next payment and also get me some grade A quality bourbon street pussy.

Unfortunately I only got grade B, so the athletic department is comping my flight and sending me 3 strippers to make up for that shite I had to deal with.


Should be fun. No pics for any of yall though.
Posted by labamafan
Prairieville
Member since Jan 2007
24266 posts
Posted on 11/30/10 at 5:32 am to
If you got laid on Bourban you got more than grade B tail. I would suggest several tx of penicillin and send back any of the hookers they are sending to you asap. They might not can cure it but you can controlthe symptoms. Just remember you are still contagious even if the genital warts aren't visible
Posted by BamaInHsv
Huntsville
Member since Nov 2008
17889 posts
Posted on 11/30/10 at 7:50 am to
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the last memory trooper has of his father is with his hat backwards.

I had heard it was something like this. Doesn't the towel fit into the story somplace too? Regardless, I can't give Taylor any shite for looking stupid when that's the reason.
Posted by colemab
Birmingham, AL
Member since Nov 2010
72 posts
Posted on 11/30/10 at 3:10 pm to
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quote:
colemab



Who are you?



A voice of logic and sanity in place that doesn't tolerate either (Alabama).
Posted by Fat Fingers
Member since Nov 2010
334 posts
Posted on 11/30/10 at 3:31 pm to
"He wears his hat backwards because his dad would turn it around to kiss him on the forehead before he went to work in the morning. His dad died when he was young."

So Trooper would be coming home from a night of pimping and gangbanging and daddy would kiss his little chilling before he went to work. Why else would he be wearing a freaking hat early in the morning? That is a shame. No child should have to endure the loss of a parent at a young age. Just think. Had his father lived, maybe he wouldn't have grown-up to be the dishonest, cheating dirtbag. Oh, and maybe his father would have taught him how a man wears a hat!
Posted by MagillaGuerilla
Nick Fairley Fan Club, Founder
Member since Nov 2009
35446 posts
Posted on 11/30/10 at 3:37 pm to
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Do you even know why he wears his hat backwards?

It has to do with his dad and he has done a couple of interviews on it.


I understand his reason and I like Trooper, but I hate how all Auburn fans try to "guilt trip" others with the story.
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