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Is Joe Burrow a good NFL QB?
Posted on 4/25/26 at 11:00 am
Posted on 4/25/26 at 11:00 am
For all the top 10 rankings and popular media exposure he gets, all I ever hear about him is injuries and how good Ja’Marr Chase is.
I wish I was as good enough a thrower of a leather butt plug to convince a crusty billionaire to still pay me 100 million dollars while just a sore toe kept me off the field for a whole season.
I wish I was as good enough a thrower of a leather butt plug to convince a crusty billionaire to still pay me 100 million dollars while just a sore toe kept me off the field for a whole season.
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Posted on 4/25/26 at 11:01 am to Vulcan Materials
Stahp
Posted on 4/25/26 at 11:02 am to Vulcan Materials
quote:I'd guess you're more of a catcher than a thrower in this context.
I wish I was as good enough a thrower of a leather butt plug
Posted on 4/25/26 at 1:13 pm to Vulcan Materials
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wish I was as good enough a thrower of a leather butt plug
I just know you felt so clever in your own head when you typed this.
Posted on 4/25/26 at 1:16 pm to Vulcan Materials
It was when I tried to slip the football into her butt that the fight began.
Posted on 4/25/26 at 1:27 pm to Vulcan Materials
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Is Joe Burrow a good NFL QB?
I dunno, but I hear he's a snappy dress er
Posted on 4/25/26 at 2:07 pm to Vulcan Materials
His stats are the same or very close to comparable to Tua’s and he’s been labeled as average. So yea.. he’s good but not great.
This post was edited on 4/25/26 at 4:21 pm
Posted on 4/25/26 at 2:12 pm to Vulcan Materials
Glass Joe. Gets hurt more often than Tua.
Posted on 4/25/26 at 2:14 pm to Vulcan Materials
OP = JamalMurray alter
Posted on 4/25/26 at 2:35 pm to Vulcan Materials
that's where you got confused, Joe might throw the leather butt plug but you wear one!
Posted on 4/25/26 at 2:53 pm to Vulcan Materials
Um..yes..are you dumb?
Posted on 4/25/26 at 3:20 pm to Kansas City King
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OP = JamalMurray alter
Is he still on self-suspension?
Posted on 4/25/26 at 3:21 pm to Vulcan Materials
I bet you're GAY!
Posted on 4/25/26 at 3:38 pm to G&P
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I bet you're GAY!
yeah I bet he's Joe Burrow's boyfriend
Posted on 4/25/26 at 3:40 pm to tBrand
Gumps make dumb degenerates.
Posted on 4/25/26 at 3:45 pm to Vulcan Materials
Good QB that benefits from having elite WRs. Fragile behind a subpar OL. Sounds like Tua lol.
Posted on 4/25/26 at 4:13 pm to G&P
Suffice, accepting that this is a dumb troll, to say that every NFL GM would take him on their roster in a heartbeat. He's been injured because of his basically non-existent OL.
Posted on 4/25/26 at 5:44 pm to Vulcan Materials
Joe is an excellent QB. As an actual Bengals fan, and not an LSU fan just fanboying for him as many on here (rightfully) do, Joe's been great. Our OL has been the issue. We've taken steps rowards shoring that up, as well as bolstering our piss poor defense, this offseason. Our offense has been outstanding with Burrow at the helm, such that if we even had a mediocre defense and OL last year, we're back in the playoffs. Instead, our shite OL got Joe injured, and our Swiss cheese defense meant the offense had to try to win games 48-45 every Sunday, which is unfrickingtenable.
Posted on 4/25/26 at 5:46 pm to UKWildcats
The best ability is availability, therefore, he sucks.
Posted on 4/25/26 at 5:47 pm to Keltic Tiger
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He's been injured because of his basically non-existent OL.
Are we still trying to make this a thing? No matter how many times it's been shown to be bullshite? And after how many times it's been shown Jeaux holds the ball longer than every starter in the league?
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