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Matt McMahon’s LSU Tenure

Posted on 3/8/26 at 9:50 am
Posted by captdalton
Member since Feb 2021
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Posted on 3/8/26 at 9:50 am
LSU’s SEC finish since Matt McMahon arrived.

14th
7th
15th
16th

They have six combined SEC wins the last two seasons. Number of days it has taken each program to notch their last 7 SEC wins.


Florida: 22 days
Alabama: 25 days
Arkansas: 29 days
Tennessee: 36 days
Vandy: 40 days
Missouri: 43 days
Texas: 43 days
TAM: 46 days
Kentucky: 46 days
Georgia: 47 days
Auburn: 57 days
Oklahoma: 64 days
MSU: 387 days
Ole Miss: 418 days
LSU: 729 days
USCe: 731 days
Posted by whatiknowsofar
hm?
Member since Nov 2010
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Posted on 3/8/26 at 9:54 am to
Here is the attention you so desperately need
Posted by skrayper
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Member since Nov 2012
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Posted on 3/8/26 at 9:56 am to
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Here is the attention you so desperately need


Oh the irony
Posted by 1BIGTigerFan
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Posted on 3/8/26 at 9:58 am to
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USCe: 731 days

Posted by Lonnie Utah
Utah!
Member since Jul 2012
34017 posts
Posted on 3/8/26 at 9:58 am to
Can't fire him, but by God, they got kiffin.
This post was edited on 3/8/26 at 9:59 am
Posted by BZ504
Texas
Member since Oct 2005
13358 posts
Posted on 3/8/26 at 10:05 am to
If Will Wade comes back, your butthole will tighten.
Posted by Chingon Ag
Member since Nov 2018
4055 posts
Posted on 3/8/26 at 10:06 am to
We were stuck in full-on basketball hell while I was at A&M and never thought wed find a way out. LSU will eventually make a hire that gets them out of the cellar.
Posted by jmon
Loisiana
Member since Oct 2010
10236 posts
Posted on 3/8/26 at 10:07 am to
Are you just figuring out he is a bad Basketball coach?
Posted by captdalton
Member since Feb 2021
22087 posts
Posted on 3/8/26 at 10:11 am to
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If Will Wade comes back, your butthole will tighten.


With LSU’s tradition of rape and sexual assault, that is the natural response around any LSU fan.
Posted by SouthlakeTiger
Southlake, Texas
Member since Mar 2005
6760 posts
Posted on 3/8/26 at 10:21 am to
CaptDalton wakes up in the morning thinks about LSU and posts. Eats a double cheeseburger for lunch thinks about LSU and posts. Checks mailbox for his unemployment check in the afternoon and thinks about LSU and posts. Eats his TV dinner at night thinks about LSU and posts. Goes to bed to sleep on his LSU pillowcases and thinks about LSU and posts.

Rinse and repeat.
This post was edited on 3/8/26 at 10:23 am
Posted by captdalton
Member since Feb 2021
22087 posts
Posted on 3/8/26 at 11:11 am to
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Eats a double cheeseburger for lunch


Jokes on you. The double cheeseburger was breakfast.

Is LSU gonna be able to notch four losses today? Makes for lots of opportunities to point and laugh.
Posted by Kashmir
Member since Dec 2014
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Posted on 3/8/26 at 12:01 pm to
Ya hate to see it
Posted by tide06
Member since Oct 2011
22093 posts
Posted on 3/8/26 at 12:06 pm to
quote:

We were stuck in full-on basketball hell while I was at A&M and never thought wed find a way out. LSU will eventually make a hire that gets them out of the cellar.

All it would take is their boosters investing in basketball NIL and a quality coaching hire.

Wade would have them competitive again but he’s basically an AAU coach who is a quality recruiter, but avg at best in game.
Posted by LOLapi
Member since Sep 2023
474 posts
Posted on 3/8/26 at 1:26 pm to
Ironic
Posted by Tarpon08
Cut Off, LA
Member since Dec 2014
8513 posts
Posted on 3/8/26 at 1:32 pm to
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Can't fire him, but by God, they got kiffin.


Dude… you’d give your left nut to trade Kiffin for the forehead coaching your team.
Posted by captdalton
Member since Feb 2021
22087 posts
Posted on 3/8/26 at 1:42 pm to
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Dude… you’d give your left nut to trade Kiffin for the forehead coaching your team.


Lane Kiffin and Shane Beamer are not that dissimilar.

SEC Championship Game record:

Kiffin: 0-0
Beamer: 0-0

CFP record:

Kiffin: 0-0
Beamer: 0-0

Coach of the year awards:

Kiffin: none
Beamer: 2024 SEC coach of the year

They are close, but Beamer gets the nod as the better coach so far.
Posted by Lonnie Utah
Utah!
Member since Jul 2012
34017 posts
Posted on 3/8/26 at 1:55 pm to
No I wouldn't. He could be the best coach in the world, but I wouldn't want that arrogant, egotistical, reckless jerk around our program...
Posted by BK785
Member since Feb 2013
3813 posts
Posted on 3/8/26 at 1:56 pm to
Damn capt, didn't know you was that obsessed with LSU to write all that up.
Posted by captdalton
Member since Feb 2021
22087 posts
Posted on 3/8/26 at 2:10 pm to
We have been told LSU does not recognize the existence of men’s basketball after finishing dead last in the SEC for the 2nd time in the last 4 seasons. It has even been banned from intramurals, the rec center had all the basketball goals removed last night.
Posted by Bryno1960
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Member since Aug 2013
3721 posts
Posted on 3/8/26 at 3:11 pm to
Captlsudalton starts a thread about LSU, must be a day that ends in y.
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