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Game changing nil announcement for Alabama

Posted on 1/2/26 at 5:58 pm
Posted by rolltide32
Fort Payne, AL
Member since Nov 2013
6773 posts
Posted on 1/2/26 at 5:58 pm
Charmin has agreed to a record breaking deal to provide nil endorsements to all Alabama football players. Players and coaches will participate in a series of national ads promoting Charmin ultra soft toilet paper. Charmin executives said it was very difficult to find the right strategic partner to advertise Charmin Ultra Soft, but after watching the Rose Bowl performance from Alabama they knew it had to be a match made in Heaven
Posted by Uga Alum
Member since Jul 2022
5938 posts
Posted on 1/2/26 at 6:00 pm to
You guys got humiliated on a large stage by Indiana. I enjoyed every minute of it.
Posted by TMRebel
Oxford, MS
Member since Feb 2013
7473 posts
Posted on 1/2/26 at 6:00 pm to
They need the extra padding since Indiana just got done sodomizing them.
Posted by BlackCloud
Above It All
Member since Jan 2014
4085 posts
Posted on 1/2/26 at 6:01 pm to
Posted by TigerLunatik
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Jan 2005
104791 posts
Posted on 1/2/26 at 6:01 pm to
This is the kind of coping I can relate to. Might as well have some fun with it!
Posted by Jimmyboy
Member since May 2025
2154 posts
Posted on 1/2/26 at 6:05 pm to
Posted by TheHarahanian
Actually not Harahan as of 6/2023
Member since May 2017
23218 posts
Posted on 1/2/26 at 6:07 pm to

I’d say based on results of this season that Bama is Charmin Strong and LSU is Charmin Ultra Soft.
Posted by Landmass
Premium Member
Member since Jun 2013
24987 posts
Posted on 1/2/26 at 6:07 pm to
Not a single role of Charmin will ever be thrown at Toomer's ever again.
Posted by Old1937
Member since Jun 2024
1378 posts
Posted on 1/2/26 at 6:12 pm to
I guess now you can wipe the shite off
Posted by Gideon Swashbuckler
Member since Sep 2019
8932 posts
Posted on 1/2/26 at 6:13 pm to
quote:

You guys got humiliated on a large stage by Indiana. I enjoyed every minute of it.


Uga lost to Pete Golding.
Posted by DeathByTossDive225
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2019
7119 posts
Posted on 1/2/26 at 6:16 pm to
Fine, take my upvote.
Been there (for the last 5 years) brother.
This post was edited on 1/2/26 at 6:17 pm
Posted by Slums_Alum
It’s cold
Member since Dec 2025
953 posts
Posted on 1/2/26 at 6:16 pm to
quote:

Uga lost to Pete Golding.


Mic drop. Close thread
Posted by Uga Alum
Member since Jul 2022
5938 posts
Posted on 1/2/26 at 6:43 pm to
28-7
-3
2020*
38-3
Posted by theballguy
Member since Oct 2011
32514 posts
Posted on 1/2/26 at 6:46 pm to
Posted by theballguy
Member since Oct 2011
32514 posts
Posted on 1/2/26 at 6:46 pm to
Likewise

Glad to see you back, ugalum
Posted by theballguy
Member since Oct 2011
32514 posts
Posted on 1/2/26 at 6:47 pm to
quote:

They need the extra padding since Indiana just got done sodomizing them.



Posted by Gideon Swashbuckler
Member since Sep 2019
8932 posts
Posted on 1/2/26 at 8:49 pm to
Pete. Golding.
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