Twas the night before Christmas

And all through tRant,
Every fan wanted to win,
Even though most can’t.

Alabama fans weren’t yet happy,
They still wanted more.
But coach Nick Saban
Wasn’t walking through that door.

Arkansas’ new coach sucks,
And their AD is a fool.
But you can’t really expect much
From a poor track school

And Auburn fans were restless,
With lots of yelling and fussin.
They got tired of Hubert Freeze
So they hired a Russian.

Florida fans aren’t satisfied,
Their aim is way higher.
They long for the days
Of Tebow and Meyer

And Georgia wants another natty
They hope it’s in the fold
Cause if they don’t win
Kirby Smart has lost control

Kentucky has a new coach,
After the last one went foul.
But way deep down,
They’re still mad about Cal

LSU got Kiffin,
They’re ready for next season.
But will he finally win anything,
Before he up and leave’s them?

Mississippi State
Finally won a conference game.
Guess it must be nice,
Arkansas can’t say the same.

And Missouri is……
Well I guess they’re still here.
But why exactly
Still isn’t clear.

Oklahoma is still hurting
After knocking on the door
But the fire is still burning
In the belly of Skeletor

Ole Miss is picking up the pieces,
Their hearts are in a sling.
But if they win the Natty,
Kiffin won’t get a ring.

Carolina is calling,
For the Top 25.
But Beamer’s stock is falling,
Can he stay alive?

And Tennessee is trying,
Once again to be great.
But surely they can see,
This isn’t 1998

There’s a school down in Austin,
Where lives all my exes.
You cant say this too often:
frick Texas!

Then there’s Texas A&M,
Who had no season of shame.
They might’ve made it through October,
But it still ended the same (No trophy)

Last but not least,
At least not least anymore.
Welcome to relevancy Vandy,
You must have NIL galore!

MERRY CHRISTMAS YOU FILTHY ANIMALS!!!