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Lane Kiffin Is Going To Destroy Alabama
Posted on 12/22/25 at 7:58 pm
Posted on 12/22/25 at 7:58 pm
The year is 2014. Alabama has just hired Lane Kiffin as offensive coordinator.
LSU fans shout that Alabama football is done. Lane Kiffin is not cut out for the SEC. Kiffin is going to destroy Alabama. They spike the football. They dance in the streets. They celebrate their upcoming run as the top program in the SEC and all the national championships to come.
Fast forward to 2025. Alabama football is finished. Lane Kiffin is going to destroy Alabama. LSU fans celebrate all the national championships to come.
LSU fans shout that Alabama football is done. Lane Kiffin is not cut out for the SEC. Kiffin is going to destroy Alabama. They spike the football. They dance in the streets. They celebrate their upcoming run as the top program in the SEC and all the national championships to come.
Fast forward to 2025. Alabama football is finished. Lane Kiffin is going to destroy Alabama. LSU fans celebrate all the national championships to come.
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Posted on 12/22/25 at 8:00 pm to captdalton
Posted on 12/22/25 at 8:01 pm to TigerLunatik
At this point dalton has taken the mantle from cajun as #1 Bama fan focused on LSU, right?
Posted on 12/22/25 at 8:03 pm to SummerOfGeorge
He's more focused on LSU than Lane Kiffin. I'll be completely honest. It's embarrassing.
Posted on 12/22/25 at 8:04 pm to captdalton
I've been pretty upset about losing Lane to LSU. I've been obsessing about it really, but this thread makes me feel better about my emotional state overall.
Posted on 12/22/25 at 8:04 pm to SummerOfGeorge
When did you get back? I remember you had a very public breakdown and said you were leaving. Tried to take a bunch of folks with you. Or am I thinking of someone else?
Posted on 12/22/25 at 8:06 pm to captdalton
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When did you get back? I remember you had a very public breakdown and said you were leaving. Tried to take a bunch of folks with you. Or am I thinking of someone else?
I've been puttering around here for a year or so since that.
I don't know why you would take what I said as an insult - it's irrefutable and clearly on purpose. This is a message board, everyone is entitled to a schtick. I'm not policing or finger wagging it.
This isn't JamalMurray27 posting every disconnected thought that enters his head or countless others wanting everyone fired and then 45 minutes later talking shite to other teams.
This post was edited on 12/22/25 at 8:08 pm
Posted on 12/22/25 at 8:07 pm to Imber
Thank you for continuing this shtick lmber. No mater how many LSU threads I start, none will be as sad as you pretending to be an Ole Miss fan.
Posted on 12/22/25 at 8:09 pm to captdalton
Posted on 12/22/25 at 8:09 pm to TigerLunatik
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He's more focused on LSU than Lane Kiffin. I'll be completely honest. It's embarrassing.
This thread is about Alabama.
Posted on 12/22/25 at 8:14 pm to TigerLunatik
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He's more focused on LSU than Lane Kiffin. I'll be completely honest. It's embarrassing.
Posted on 12/22/25 at 8:20 pm to SummerOfGeorge
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At this point dalton has taken the mantle from cajun as #1 Bama fan focused on LSU, right?
I mean, it makes them happy. What’s the harm?
Posted on 12/22/25 at 8:22 pm to SummerOfGeorge
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At this point dalton has taken the mantle from cajun as #1 Bama fan focused on LSU, right?
The difference between dalton and my friend cajunbama is that cajunbama is occasionally creative. Dalton repeats other peoples’ trolls over and over and thinks he has thought of something new.
Posted on 12/22/25 at 8:24 pm to SummerOfGeorge
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At this point dalton has taken the mantle from cajun as #1 Bama fan focused on LSU, right?
Dunno. Nobody can beat CB on this one
Posted on 12/22/25 at 8:24 pm to Imber
First it was heel Imber and now Ole Miss Imber. Bizarre shite.
Posted on 12/22/25 at 8:32 pm to captdalton
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Lane Kiffin Is Going To Destroy Alabama
…on Twitter.
Posted on 12/22/25 at 8:37 pm to SummerOfGeorge
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At this point dalton has taken the mantle from cajun as #1 Bama fan
We are all big fans or we wouldn't post here.
I merely defend myself from the constant attacks from the insecure and obsessed Louisiana State fans who stalk, obsess, and threaten me
All they do is post and obsess about Alabama. It's entertaining yet pathetic.
Posted on 12/22/25 at 8:44 pm to cajunbama
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We are all big fans or we wouldn't post here.
I merely defend myself from the constant attacks from the insecure and obsessed Louisiana State fans who stalk, obsess, and threaten me
All they do is post and obsess about Alabama. It's entertaining yet pathetic.
You are the standard cajun.
Posted on 12/22/25 at 8:44 pm to cajunbama
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We are all big fans or we wouldn't post here. I merely defend myself from the constant attacks from the insecure and obsessed Louisiana State fans who stalk, obsess, and threaten me All they do is post and obsess about Alabama. It's entertaining yet pathetic.
Posted on 12/22/25 at 8:53 pm to captdalton
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The year is 2014. Alabama has just hired Lane Kiffin as offensive coordinator. LSU fans shout that Alabama football is done. Lane Kiffin is not cut out for the SEC. Kiffin is going to destroy Alabama. They spike the football. They dance in the streets. They celebrate their upcoming run as the top program in the SEC and all the national championships to come. Fast forward to 2025. Alabama football is finished. Lane Kiffin is going to destroy Alabama. LSU fans celebrate all the national championships to come.
You need to calm down, Elizabeth.
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