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We should have honeypotted Jimbo.

Posted on 12/11/25 at 1:13 pm
Posted by Ag Zwin
Member since Mar 2016
25277 posts
Posted on 12/11/25 at 1:13 pm
The lesson to be learned from Bobby P and Shersomething Moore: Flood a bad coach’s staff with highly tempting coeds and give them a cut of the foregone buyout if they can land the fish.

Arky and Meatchicken may not have been trying to get rid of these guys, but it sure provides a playbook.



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This post was edited on 12/11/25 at 1:24 pm
Posted by scrooster
Resident Ethicist
Member since Jul 2012
42152 posts
Posted on 12/11/25 at 1:14 pm to
Would you have honeypotted him with a male or a female?
Posted by GreatPumpkin
Member since Mar 2022
3005 posts
Posted on 12/11/25 at 1:15 pm to
Jimbo was probably smart enough to not HIRE them. At least not in the conventional way
Posted by Rodo
Houston
Member since Aug 2011
1696 posts
Posted on 12/11/25 at 1:19 pm to
quote:

Would you have honeypotted him with a male or a female?

Whatever works best. Both are effective.

Rodo
Posted by JoseyWalesTheOutlaw
In The Ham
Member since Nov 2017
12769 posts
Posted on 12/11/25 at 1:20 pm to
Somebody got confused and went with his wife instead of Jimbo.
Posted by tBrand
Member since Oct 2022
2936 posts
Posted on 12/11/25 at 1:21 pm to
Jimbo probably had the morality clause taped to his bathroom mirror, he wasn’t going to fall for shite.
Posted by SnoopChizzle
Right here
Member since Sep 2009
815 posts
Posted on 12/11/25 at 1:36 pm to
quote:

We should have honeypotted Jimbo




There’s too much confusion in Aggieland for honeypotting.
Posted by Buster83
Somewhere in Texas usually
Member since Aug 2021
5490 posts
Posted on 12/11/25 at 1:43 pm to
I dunno. Courtney Fisher, Jimbo's second wife, is pretty hot.



Much hotter than his first

Posted by DomesticatedBoar
Fairhope, AL
Member since Jul 2019
640 posts
Posted on 12/11/25 at 1:50 pm to
You could have just introduced him to your volleyball team.
Posted by Ag Zwin
Member since Mar 2016
25277 posts
Posted on 12/11/25 at 5:33 pm to
quote:

Somebody got confused and went with his wife instead of Jimbo.

Wasn’t that at FSU, though?

Once he got real money, he became a lot better looking.
Posted by Eldodroptop
Member since Jul 2021
3220 posts
Posted on 12/11/25 at 5:51 pm to
quote:

We should have honeypotted Jimbo.


Instead, Jimbo honeypotted A&M.

Well, that’s probably not fair to say. Jimmy Sexton honeypotted A&M.
Posted by Ag Zwin
Member since Mar 2016
25277 posts
Posted on 12/11/25 at 5:58 pm to
quote:

Jimmy Sexton honeypotted A&M.

Considering how many SEC coaches he represents, it’s more like we are just part of the harem.
Posted by Eldodroptop
Member since Jul 2021
3220 posts
Posted on 12/11/25 at 6:00 pm to
Posted by Allister Fiend
Member since Jan 2016
1010 posts
Posted on 12/11/25 at 7:31 pm to
Which one was hooking up with the FSU player?
Posted by N0T SURE
Member since Dec 2023
1940 posts
Posted on 12/11/25 at 8:01 pm to
Post of the week candidate.
Posted by ceretonia
Dallas
Member since Nov 2014
763 posts
Posted on 12/11/25 at 8:33 pm to
quote:

Which one was hooking up with the FSU player?


Former florida gator. Personal trainer I believe. The blonde-Candi. He had a couple side bitches too
Posted by LVag1997
Member since Jun 2021
828 posts
Posted on 12/11/25 at 9:30 pm to
That was Candy.
Posted by VagueMessage
Springdale, AR
Member since Jun 2013
4350 posts
Posted on 12/11/25 at 10:34 pm to
Dude... Good for Jimbo.
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