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Why Can’t the State of Oklahoma Produce Any Hot Chicks?
Posted on 12/4/25 at 7:03 am
Posted on 12/4/25 at 7:03 am
The chick that got the shaft on her paper is from MO.
All your gymnastics chicks are from TX.
Why don’t any hot women come from your barren wasteland? Reminds me of the Mad Max movies.
I guess you have Carrie Underwood, so at least there is one.
All your gymnastics chicks are from TX.
Why don’t any hot women come from your barren wasteland? Reminds me of the Mad Max movies.
I guess you have Carrie Underwood, so at least there is one.
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Posted on 12/4/25 at 7:20 am to Rosco P Coltrane
I suppose being tied for #1 among the states producing Miss Americas doesn't count.
Posted on 12/4/25 at 7:21 am to Rosco P Coltrane
The tennis player is alright, nothing special. But being in STL, I imagine she's a '10' to you. Don't visit the OU campus in September.. your head may explode.
Meanwhile, on the MU campus...
Meanwhile, on the MU campus...
This post was edited on 12/4/25 at 7:22 am
Posted on 12/4/25 at 7:21 am to Gunga Din
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suppose being tied for #1 among the states producing Miss Americas doesn't count.
Haha, now that is slapping a shite talker right in the face. Well done.
Posted on 12/4/25 at 7:29 am to Gunga Din
Does that pageant still exist? Who knew….
Posted on 12/4/25 at 7:31 am to Naked Bootleg
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This post was edited on 12/4/25 at 7:32 am
Posted on 12/4/25 at 7:31 am to Gunga Din
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tied for #1 among the states producing Miss America
Wait. This is an actual stat that someone tracks?
Posted on 12/4/25 at 7:33 am to Rosco P Coltrane
New Orleans meteorologist Hannah Gard is a Sooner. I enjoy watching here weather reports.
Posted on 12/4/25 at 7:33 am to Rosco P Coltrane
Because they marry their cousins.
Posted on 12/4/25 at 7:34 am to Rosco P Coltrane
When Skinimax finally makes it to your state, you’ll think differently after watching a few of the late night shows.
Posted on 12/4/25 at 7:34 am to Naked Bootleg
Mizzou fan you might want to let this one go. 
Posted on 12/4/25 at 7:35 am to Rosco P Coltrane
Wood 
Posted on 12/4/25 at 7:37 am to Naked Bootleg
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Meanwhile, on the MU campus...
Um, what about that “progressive” OU prof that just got canned for the zero?
Gives whole new credence to Zero U.
Posted on 12/4/25 at 7:40 am to Rosco P Coltrane
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The chick that got the shaft on her paper is from MO.
Better question is why she left Missouri to travel to the dust bowl of Oklahoma? Aks that chick. Don’t blame the Okies
Posted on 12/4/25 at 7:45 am to volinktown
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?by volinktown
Because they marry their cousins.
As opposed to Tennessee where they marry their sisters?
Posted on 12/4/25 at 7:45 am to Rosco P Coltrane
Dude. Come on man. Oklahoma had some smoking hot chicks. I have personally seen both of them.
Posted on 12/4/25 at 7:47 am to Gunga Din
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I suppose being tied for #1 among the states producing Miss Americas doesn't count.
Posted on 12/4/25 at 7:48 am to CharlotteSooner
Carrie Underwood says hello.
Posted on 12/4/25 at 7:49 am to Gunga Din
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I suppose being tied for #1 among the states producing Miss Americas doesn't count.
pics?
Posted on 12/4/25 at 7:51 am to Taurus 357
Good lord
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