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What Happens if Lyin Lane Loses The Locker Room Year One?

Posted on 12/3/25 at 12:34 pm
Posted by ForeverGator
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Posted on 12/3/25 at 12:34 pm
If Lyin Lane loses 4 games in year one due to losing the locker room, what does LSU do?

Lyin Lane won't benefit from having the 40th worst strength of schedule (worst in the SEC) anymore, so 4+ losses is definitely on the table for him.

Does LSU keep him? Or does MMR Group pay his buyout and they move on to hiring the next disaster coach?
Posted by theballguy
to Tibet you Bastard
Member since Oct 2011
29360 posts
Posted on 12/3/25 at 12:35 pm to
tree fiddy.
Posted by BeeFense5
Kenner
Member since Jul 2010
42171 posts
Posted on 12/3/25 at 12:36 pm to
Why would he lose the locker room?
Posted by RB10
Member since Nov 2010
50776 posts
Posted on 12/3/25 at 12:36 pm to
LSU will just have to hire a G5 coach like the poverty programs in the SEC.
Posted by tigerwith3
Mandeville
Member since Dec 2011
1603 posts
Posted on 12/3/25 at 12:39 pm to
You should probably be more concerned about G5 Jon and him not being the second straight sunbelt Billy.
Posted by Purple N Gold Savage
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2018
63 posts
Posted on 12/3/25 at 12:40 pm to
Dude you obviously do not understand the nature of LSU football! I'm not being a dick or trolling & being from a state with multiple big time College Football programs I don't expect you would but kids grow up in Louisiana dreaming about running out that tunnel, of playing Florida,Bama,Auburn,Georgia in a close game late in the 4th Qtr on a Saturday night with the Band playing Neck & the student section hollaring STTDB! Throw the NiL commitment on top of that & it almost doesn't even matter who the coach is they wanna come & be a part of that & have had family & friends gassing them up on that their whole lives. So while a few may go out of state the majority are Tigers & gonna be Tigers til they die! That's a hard thing to brake kids out of for other teams! I'm just saying as someone who grew up here & has lived in Baton Rouge all 45yrs of my life!
Posted by Daowna
Member since Dec 2010
1720 posts
Posted on 12/3/25 at 12:44 pm to
What don't you understand about Lane being the next Saban?

8-4 or 7-6 is on the table. (Saban's first years at LSU and Bama, respectively)
Posted by GCTiger11
Ocean Springs, MS
Member since Jan 2012
45806 posts
Posted on 12/3/25 at 12:46 pm to
The entire SECr the last 3 days:

What happens if Lane...
What if Lane...
Whats gonna happen if Lane...
What will will happen Lane...


Wow, you retards are really ate up with the hypotheticals years away, aren't you?

Posted by ForeverGator
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Posted on 12/3/25 at 12:47 pm to
quote:

Wow, you retards are really ate up with the hypotheticals years away, aren't you?


What about the million takes from LSU fans that are already claiming national championships?

Seems a bit hypocritical for you to point that out when your own fan base is 100000x worse.
Posted by swamp74
Member since Oct 2011
282 posts
Posted on 12/3/25 at 12:48 pm to
Don't you people have your own team and coach to worry about.
Posted by Tarpon08
Cut Off, LA
Member since Dec 2014
7983 posts
Posted on 12/3/25 at 12:49 pm to
quote:

ForeverGator


This search sure stung didn't it. Sorry Lane told y'all to frick OFF.

He was the original plan. Y'all had to settle for G5 John.

Sucks to suck.
Posted by Jugbow
Member since Nov 2025
631 posts
Posted on 12/3/25 at 12:49 pm to
Have nothing good to post about your hire?
Posted by SammyTiger
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Feb 2009
78163 posts
Posted on 12/3/25 at 12:50 pm to
meh,‘it’s a brutal schedule
and we have some holes to fill.

we understand it may take a season to get back to where we want to be.

Posted by 4x4tiger
Louisiana
Member since Feb 2006
5089 posts
Posted on 12/3/25 at 12:51 pm to
quote:

ForeverGator


Posted by krewerider
Member since Sep 2009
827 posts
Posted on 12/3/25 at 12:54 pm to
quote:

You should probably be more concerned about G5 Jon and him not being the second straight sunbelt Billy.


I agree. Why are Florida fans on here throwing dirt on LSU? I can see Ole Miss being arse hurt. Could it be Gators are pea green with envy, because they didn't have big enough bait to land Kiffin?
Yeah ....I'll go with that!
Posted by The Blue Stuff
Member since Oct 2015
2065 posts
Posted on 12/3/25 at 12:58 pm to
He might still choose Florida. Don't give up yet.
Posted by atlantarebs
Member since May 2016
667 posts
Posted on 12/3/25 at 1:09 pm to
quote:

kids grow up in Louisiana dreaming about running out that tunnel, of playing Florida,Bama,Auburn,Georgia in a close game late in the 4th Qtr on a Saturday night with the Band playing Neck & the student section hollaring STTDB!


where they at, tho?
Posted by ElDawgHawg
L.A. (lower Arkansas)
Member since Nov 2012
3583 posts
Posted on 12/3/25 at 1:12 pm to
quote:

The entire SECr the last 3 days:

What happens if Lane...
What if Lane...
Whats gonna happen if Lane...
What will will happen Lane...


Wow, you retards are really ate up with the hypotheticals years away, aren't you?



So is LSU..... "What happens if Lane ACTUALLY wins a title? What happens if Lane ACTUALLY stays here and doesn't jump to the next place like he did to us?

Like my buddy says and it applies to Lane..... "Man these Hoes just ain't loyal."

Posted by lowhound
Effie
Member since Aug 2014
9570 posts
Posted on 12/3/25 at 1:13 pm to
Now this is a quality melt
Posted by Big4SALTbro
Member since Jun 2019
22594 posts
Posted on 12/3/25 at 1:16 pm to
Alright G5 Florida
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