Let the Man Who Has Never Rented a Dog Cast the First Stone

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captdalton

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You can rent a dog? Did not know that..but not surprised.

Sounds like a good way to get chicks.

Here is the bigger problem…Oxford has 25,000 residents, that’s 62 stoplights inside the city.

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“While a precise, up-to-date total count is not publicly available in a single document, a Facebook post by the City of Oxford hints at the number being around 62 traffic signals as of a recent estimate.”




Simple fact: lane ran out of pussy. It’s a tiny, inconsequential rural town in bumfrick Mississippi, just like most towns in Mississippi. He upgraded bigly even though he moved to Jackson, MS Sr.

That only counts permanent residents. Not the fresh crop of new freshmen every year, which have been record high classes. It was a constantly replenished wellspring of arse.

You can say many things about Oxford, but don’t besmirch the talent here.

“We are tiny, but we grow 1/3 size when you splash taaka on us”

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Y’all should let him rent a tiger.

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It's entirely possible that the Guvnah has already provided him with the contact information required to do so.

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You can rent a dog?

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Sure. LSU rented a tiger for a home game last year. Not too much different than renting a dog to retrieve tees.

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