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Let the Man Who Has Never Rented a Dog Cast the First Stone
Posted on 12/1/25 at 7:05 pm
Posted on 12/1/25 at 7:05 pm
Who here has not rented a dog and pretended it was his in order to rehab his tattered image? Let those people throw stones.
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Posted on 12/1/25 at 7:05 pm to captdalton
Posted on 12/1/25 at 7:06 pm to captdalton
Calm down. I paid your mom well for her services.
Posted on 12/1/25 at 7:07 pm to captdalton
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captdalton
Posted on 12/1/25 at 7:20 pm to captdalton
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Who here has not rented a dog and pretended it was his in order to rehab his tattered image? Let those people throw stones.
Cap, have you moved into the Tower of Babel? This statement of yours sounds babblical.
Posted on 12/1/25 at 8:08 pm to captdalton
You can rent a dog? Did not know that..but not surprised.
Posted on 12/1/25 at 8:09 pm to captdalton
Chalk me up to the group that honestly didn't know you could rent a dog
Unless it's fostering, I guess?
Unless it's fostering, I guess?
Posted on 12/1/25 at 8:10 pm to captdalton
Sounds like a good way to get chicks.
Posted on 12/1/25 at 8:11 pm to captdalton
Don't talk about my whores like that.
Posted on 12/1/25 at 8:22 pm to captdalton
Here is the bigger problem…Oxford has 25,000 residents, that’s 62 stoplights inside the city.
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“While a precise, up-to-date total count is not publicly available in a single document, a Facebook post by the City of Oxford hints at the number being around 62 traffic signals as of a recent estimate.”
Simple fact: lane ran out of pussy. It’s a tiny, inconsequential rural town in bumfrick Mississippi, just like most towns in Mississippi. He upgraded bigly even though he moved to Jackson, MS Sr.
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“While a precise, up-to-date total count is not publicly available in a single document, a Facebook post by the City of Oxford hints at the number being around 62 traffic signals as of a recent estimate.”
Simple fact: lane ran out of pussy. It’s a tiny, inconsequential rural town in bumfrick Mississippi, just like most towns in Mississippi. He upgraded bigly even though he moved to Jackson, MS Sr.
Posted on 12/1/25 at 8:25 pm to Shamoan
That only counts permanent residents. Not the fresh crop of new freshmen every year, which have been record high classes. It was a constantly replenished wellspring of arse.
You can say many things about Oxford, but don’t besmirch the talent here.
You can say many things about Oxford, but don’t besmirch the talent here.
Posted on 12/1/25 at 8:26 pm to captdalton
Y’all should let him rent a tiger.
Posted on 12/1/25 at 8:49 pm to TMRebel
“We are tiny, but we grow 1/3 size when you splash taaka on us”
Posted on 12/1/25 at 8:49 pm to Shamoan
Grower, not a show-er.
This post was edited on 12/1/25 at 8:50 pm
Posted on 12/1/25 at 8:57 pm to Crimson K
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Y’all should let him rent a tiger.
It's entirely possible that the Guvnah has already provided him with the contact information required to do so.
Posted on 12/1/25 at 8:58 pm to captdalton
That narrative is dog piss!!
Posted on 12/1/25 at 9:02 pm to Gatorbait2008
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You can rent a dog?
Sure. LSU rented a tiger for a home game last year. Not too much different than renting a dog to retrieve tees.
Posted on 12/1/25 at 9:06 pm to captdalton
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You can rent a dog?
I’ve paid for guided hunts where I rented the guide, his blind, decoy setup and his dog to retrieve ducks but I’ve never rented one to be my friend.
Edit to add: I will say the dogs were all good boys and girls though.
This post was edited on 12/1/25 at 9:08 pm
Posted on 12/2/25 at 10:30 am to captdalton
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Posted on 12/2/25 at 10:31 am to Shamoan
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This post was edited on 12/2/25 at 10:32 am
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