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Portnoy roasts the SEC for their Cupcake City scheduling.

Posted on 11/22/25 at 11:21 am
Posted by Jerry World
Member since Nov 2025
60 posts
Posted on 11/22/25 at 11:21 am
It is ridiculous to schedule these teams in November.
Samford, E. Illinois, Mercer, Charlotte ?
What a joke
This post was edited on 11/22/25 at 2:04 pm
Posted by CNB
Columbia, SC
Member since Sep 2007
101223 posts
Posted on 11/22/25 at 11:22 am to
Yeah, schedule them in September instead!
Posted by daydreamin
Member since Jan 2014
291 posts
Posted on 11/22/25 at 11:22 am to
SEC been doing it for years.


It's a fuggin joke to be playing E. Illinois today and bama should be called out for it.
Posted by forkedintheroad
Member since Feb 2025
1383 posts
Posted on 11/22/25 at 11:23 am to
I mean either you play the cupcakes or they lose their football programs.

What do you want?
Posted by Dawgfanman
Member since Jun 2015
25747 posts
Posted on 11/22/25 at 11:23 am to
quote:

It is ridiculous to schedule these teams in November


Why does when you play them matter?
Posted by 3down10
Member since Sep 2014
36134 posts
Posted on 11/22/25 at 11:24 am to
quote:

SEC been doing it for years.

It's a fuggin joke to be playing E. Illinois today and bama should be called out for it.


Meanwhile Missouri started the season with 5 home games, including games against Central Arkansas.

Alabama was @ Florida St that same weekend.

Didn't see you running your dick sucker then.
Posted by _Hurricane_
Somewhere
Member since Feb 2016
7136 posts
Posted on 11/22/25 at 11:24 am to
Sorry that we can’t play fricking Rutgers or the like every week in conference Dave.
Posted by UltimaParadox
North Carolina
Member since Nov 2008
50750 posts
Posted on 11/22/25 at 11:25 am to
We should have played central Arkansas or Massachusetts instead.

Missouri complaining about schedules is rich
Posted by MrGumshoes
I see you
Member since Dec 2024
842 posts
Posted on 11/22/25 at 11:25 am to
It technically doesn't
Posted by 3down10
Member since Sep 2014
36134 posts
Posted on 11/22/25 at 11:26 am to
The only reason Michigan quit playing FCS teams is so they couldn't lose to them again while being ranked #5 in the country.



Posted by GAFF
Georgia
Member since Aug 2010
2697 posts
Posted on 11/22/25 at 11:29 am to
Very poetic that as he was championing Michigan playing Maryland (like it’s a tough matchup) their record scrolls across the bottom of the screen. 4-6? L.O.F’n.L
This post was edited on 11/22/25 at 11:38 am
Posted by ColoradoCock
Member since Apr 2025
241 posts
Posted on 11/22/25 at 11:34 am to
Are these games going away next year with the 9 game sec schedule? This SEC weekend is pathetic
Posted by ColoradoCock
Member since Apr 2025
241 posts
Posted on 11/22/25 at 11:35 am to
Im hoping Coastal beats SC so Beamer gets fired. God i hate that guy now. Such a little weasel of a man
Posted by Houag80
Member since Jul 2019
17609 posts
Posted on 11/22/25 at 11:35 am to
frick him. Crybaby bitch.
Posted by Jugbow
Member since Nov 2025
181 posts
Posted on 11/22/25 at 11:36 am to
Michigan plays Maryland today , cupcake.
Posted by Great Plains Drifter
Flyover, U.S.A.
Member since Jul 2019
8603 posts
Posted on 11/22/25 at 11:42 am to
I actually don’t fault the SEC approach.

Strategically, later in the season with the general wear and tear, it can be an ideal break (so to speak) to give starters some extra rest and work on building some game experience depth (assuming the sacrificial lamb is overmatched as expected and doesn’t cause any unforeseen problems).

A steady diet of cupcakes during that entire first month, like most other conferences do, can often make for a yawn inducing (and deceptive) start after the long wait of an offseason.
This post was edited on 11/22/25 at 11:44 am
Posted by bigDgator
Dallas, TX
Member since Oct 2008
48178 posts
Posted on 11/22/25 at 11:44 am to
What the frick is the difference of playing cupcakes in the beginning or end of your schedule?
Posted by skrayper
21-0 Asterisk Drive
Member since Nov 2012
34140 posts
Posted on 11/22/25 at 11:44 am to
quote:

It's a fuggin joke to be playing E. Illinois today and bama should be called out for it.


Yeah… we already have one of the hardest schedules in the country, but we should have scheduled Ohio State today damnit!
Posted by swinetime
Member since Apr 2013
5461 posts
Posted on 11/22/25 at 11:44 am to
What's the difference if you play them early or late. Most were playing elite games early while your team was playing a cupcake In September because your weak arse team needed warm up games
Posted by Uga Alum
Member since Jul 2022
5401 posts
Posted on 11/22/25 at 11:46 am to
You can’t even see Portnoy’s horns with that hat on.
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