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Breaking News: As Part of the Deal to Reopen the Government, We Get the Rock M Back!!!
Posted on 11/10/25 at 6:51 pm
Posted on 11/10/25 at 6:51 pm
We all owe Claire McCaskill a great debt of gratitude for her strenuous work to make sure this college football and cultural icon comes back and is restored to its former glory.
SEC fricked*
* If Kirby Moore is demoted to the guy that pulls up the AllState Insurance net after touchdowns.
* If the Atlas Comet/alien spaceship misses its intended target of Ahmad Hardy’s right knee.
* If Zollers doesn’t impale/decapitate Jamal Roberts with the next swing pass thrown in his general direction.
SEC fricked*
* If Kirby Moore is demoted to the guy that pulls up the AllState Insurance net after touchdowns.
* If the Atlas Comet/alien spaceship misses its intended target of Ahmad Hardy’s right knee.
* If Zollers doesn’t impale/decapitate Jamal Roberts with the next swing pass thrown in his general direction.
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Posted on 11/10/25 at 6:53 pm to Rosco P Coltrane
Huh?
Posted on 11/10/25 at 6:54 pm to Rosco P Coltrane
Nothing like bringing back memories when you were a Big 8 doormat
Posted on 11/10/25 at 7:01 pm to Rosco P Coltrane
missouri fans are glitching
Posted on 11/10/25 at 7:02 pm to Rosco P Coltrane
None of that shite is coming until 2026
The stadium is going to look nice though
The stadium is going to look nice though
Posted on 11/10/25 at 7:19 pm to N0T SURE
When OU was still in the Big 12 & Mizzou renovated the south end zone, or beloved ex-senator (not) and favorite MSDNC commentator (not), Claire McCaskill, was trying to appear like she was one of us, the unwashed masses, and tweeted out she couldn’t believe they got rid of the Rock M. She didn’t even know which end zone it was in.
Posted on 11/10/25 at 7:22 pm to Rosco P Coltrane
Ghey.
This post was edited on 11/10/25 at 7:23 pm
Posted on 11/10/25 at 7:23 pm to Rosco P Coltrane
I thought yalls stadium was just an old rock quarry or something.
Posted on 11/10/25 at 7:23 pm to Rosco P Coltrane
“I’m from the government, and I’m here to help.”
Posted on 11/10/25 at 7:25 pm to Rosco P Coltrane
Also, the Rock M should be populated with smaller stones to throw at select refs and opposing players.
Get the fans involved!
Get the fans involved!
Posted on 11/10/25 at 8:04 pm to Rosco P Coltrane
Fake news.
Rock M is gone forever.
Rock M is gone forever.
Posted on 11/10/25 at 8:12 pm to the808bass
Is the rock m why you guys say rock chalk? 
Posted on 11/10/25 at 8:12 pm to the808bass
Sums up Mizzou, wishing you still had a pile of rocks instead of having demand for more seats.
Posted on 11/10/25 at 9:07 pm to Rosco P Coltrane
Time to send the old boys into a hissy-fit & add hedges!
Posted on 11/10/25 at 9:18 pm to Rosco P Coltrane
Wait…Missou got rid of the rock M????
Posted on 11/10/25 at 9:20 pm to Rosco P Coltrane
If we had the Rock M this year we’d be 9-0.
Posted on 11/10/25 at 9:35 pm to Rosco P Coltrane
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Claire McCaskill
Was she hot though?
Posted on 11/10/25 at 10:00 pm to BFANLC
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Was she hot though?
How thick are your glasses? Trust me, they’re not thick enough.
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