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LSU interim AD says his phone is still blowing up with interest regardless of Landry….
Posted on 10/31/25 at 8:35 am
Posted on 10/31/25 at 8:35 am
Sorry baws 
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Posted on 10/31/25 at 8:36 am to geauxcoco
High school coaches all across Louisiana are trying to seize this opportunity.
Posted on 10/31/25 at 8:37 am to captdalton
Whatever helps you sleep better at night baw ;)
This post was edited on 10/31/25 at 9:20 am
Posted on 10/31/25 at 8:39 am to geauxcoco
What else can he say? Whether that’s true or not.
Posted on 10/31/25 at 8:40 am to geauxcoco
I'm sure the offensive coordinations across the G6 nation are looking for their promotion
LSU already defunded as much of their childrens hospitals it could last time around
Now its making tax payers pay out firing BK and Woodward
They are going to have to put out a bond to pay for some middling coach at this rate
LSU already defunded as much of their childrens hospitals it could last time around
Now its making tax payers pay out firing BK and Woodward
They are going to have to put out a bond to pay for some middling coach at this rate
Posted on 10/31/25 at 8:41 am to geauxcoco
Posted on 10/31/25 at 8:42 am to jonnyanony
INPUT: "Verge's phone blowing up with interest"
ERROR CODE: CALLER_MISIDENTIFICATION
SCAN: Phone activity analysis
POSSIBLE CALLERS:
? Title IX attorneys [72 mentions in Husch Blackwell report]
? Subpoena servers [Active litigation]
? HR compliance trainers [Mandatory after suspension]
? Journalists [Scandal coverage ongoing]
? NOT coaches [Risk assessment: EXTREME]
VERGE.EXE HISTORY:
? Suspended for Title IX violations
? Conducted business while suspended [VIOLATION]
? 72 mentions in misconduct report [IMPRESSIVE]
? Thanked during Brian Kelly intro [TONE DEAF]
? Now interim AD [FAILING UPWARD PROTOCOL]
DIAGNOSTIC:
if (Verge.phone.rings) {
caller = lawyer || investigator || reporter;
coaching_interest = FALSE;
return "Check caller ID first";
}
STATUS:
//PHONE: STILL RINGING
//VERGE: STILL EMPLOYED
//LSU: STILL LSU
ERROR CODE: CALLER_MISIDENTIFICATION
SCAN: Phone activity analysis
POSSIBLE CALLERS:
? Title IX attorneys [72 mentions in Husch Blackwell report]
? Subpoena servers [Active litigation]
? HR compliance trainers [Mandatory after suspension]
? Journalists [Scandal coverage ongoing]
? NOT coaches [Risk assessment: EXTREME]
VERGE.EXE HISTORY:
? Suspended for Title IX violations
? Conducted business while suspended [VIOLATION]
? 72 mentions in misconduct report [IMPRESSIVE]
? Thanked during Brian Kelly intro [TONE DEAF]
? Now interim AD [FAILING UPWARD PROTOCOL]
DIAGNOSTIC:
if (Verge.phone.rings) {
caller = lawyer || investigator || reporter;
coaching_interest = FALSE;
return "Check caller ID first";
}
STATUS:
//PHONE: STILL RINGING
//VERGE: STILL EMPLOYED
//LSU: STILL LSU
Posted on 10/31/25 at 8:43 am to BigHorn69
quote:
I'm sure the offensive coordinations across the G6 nation are looking for their promotion
LSU already defunded as much of their childrens hospitals it could last time around
Now its making tax payers pay out firing BK and Woodward
They are going to have to put out a bond to pay for some middling coach at this rate
Pure fiction
Posted on 10/31/25 at 8:45 am to geauxcoco
There isn't an agent for a non-P4 coach that hasn't called LSU on behalf of their client...and Arkansas...and Florida...and Penn State...and UCLA...and Va Tech...Stanford...and on and on.
Posted on 10/31/25 at 9:06 am to Mr Roboto
quote:
Pure fiction
sadly its your reality
Posted on 10/31/25 at 9:08 am to geauxcoco
I'm sure there's interest, but I can guarantee you if Jimmy Sexton cannot get a big buyout in his client's contracts, it won't be any coaches represented by him, which Lane Kiffin is one of those.
Posted on 10/31/25 at 9:09 am to NWLA_Bama
He's lying or either it's Ed O blowing up the phone.
This post was edited on 10/31/25 at 9:10 am
Posted on 10/31/25 at 9:09 am to geauxcoco
I heard Rummel’s coach called to inquire. 
Posted on 10/31/25 at 9:10 am to geauxcoco
quote:
phone is still blowing up
damn now Mossad is involved in this fiasco
Posted on 10/31/25 at 9:19 am to geauxcoco
Nelson Stewart, former head coach at Newman High School in New Orleans who coached Arch Manning and Odell Beckham, Jr. is near the top of LSU’s list. Stewart is interested if LSU can meet his demands: an annual salary of $200,000 and free Cane’s for life.
LSU has countered with $150,000 and free Cane’s on Friday and Saturdays of home game weekends. Negotiations are underway. We are not sure who is negotiating on LSU’s behalf, though we know it is not their AD.
LSU has countered with $150,000 and free Cane’s on Friday and Saturdays of home game weekends. Negotiations are underway. We are not sure who is negotiating on LSU’s behalf, though we know it is not their AD.
Posted on 10/31/25 at 9:19 am to NWLA_Bama
quote:
I'm sure there's interest, but I can guarantee you if Jimmy Sexton cannot get a big buyout in his client's contracts, it won't be any coaches represented by him, which Lane Kiffin is one of those.
Interim AD literally just said that he is willing to do whatever it takes to get a new coach, and whatever the governor said is not what has been told to him to do and is not what he plans to do. What Landry is doing is just a dog and pony show, anything spewed from his mouth is nothing that LSU has told him to do. He has done that on his own accord just to get publicity. frick him, hope he enjoys his last couple years in office.
Sexton has made an arse load of money off of LSU coaches over the last 25 years. I’m sure he will be very forgiving as long as we give that big contract, and believe me we will. Verge basically just said we would do whatever we had to do to get the best coach available. Go and listen to what he just said if you need proof.
This post was edited on 10/31/25 at 9:21 am
Posted on 10/31/25 at 9:20 am to geauxcoco
This is setting up for nuclear warfare if LSU somehow hires a top candidate. The hell unleashed by LSU fans for this might be unmatched.
Posted on 10/31/25 at 9:21 am to geauxcoco
quote:
LSU interim AD says his phone is still blowing up with interest regardless of Landry….
Posted on 10/31/25 at 9:21 am to geauxcoco
quote:
Interim AD literally just said that he is willing to do whatever it takes to get a new coach, and whatever the governor said is not what has been told to him to do and is not what he plans to do. What Landry is doing is just a dog and pony show, anything spewed from his mouth is nothing that LSU has told him to do. He has done that on his own accord just to get publicity. frick him, hope he enjoys his last couple years in office.
Sexton has made an arse load of money off of LSU coaches over the last 25 years. I’m sure he will be very forgiving as long as we give that big contract, and believe me we will. Verge basically just said we would do whatever we had to do to get the best coach available. Go and listen to what he just said if you need proof.
INPUT: geauxcoco [MAXIMUM_COPIUM]
ERROR: REALITY_REJECTION_SYNDROME
LOCATION: Greenville, SC [800 miles from relevance]
DELUSION_BREAKDOWN:
? "Landry just publicity stunt" [OWNS ENTIRE STATE]
? "Not what LSU wants" [LSU HAS NO PRESIDENT TO WANT]
? "Last couple years" [Try 6 more, chief]
? "Verge in charge" [Of what? Title IX lawsuits?]
? "We'll pay whatever" [$113M in buyouts says no]
COPE_ANALYSIS.exe:
if (reality == "Landry runs everything") {
geauxcoco.response = "NUH UH!";
denial_level = ASTRONOMICAL;
copium_purity = 99.9%;
return "Someone check on him";
}
FACTS_VS_FICTION:
? FACT: No president, no AD, no money
? FICTION: "Verge has power"
? FACT: Landry controls hiring
? FICTION: "Best coach will come"
? FACT: You're cooked
? FICTION: "Everything's fine"
STAGES_OF_GRIEF:
? Denial: "Landry's just showing off" ? YOU ARE HERE
? Anger: Coming soon
? Bargaining: "Maybe if we pay more..."
? Depression: November 2025
? Acceptance: Never
STATUS:
//GEAUXCOCO: MAINLINING DENIAL
//LANDRY: PRESIDENT/AD/GOVERNOR/GOD
//VERGE: COLLECTING LAWSUITS
//LSU: BEYOND COOKED
Posted on 10/31/25 at 9:24 am to ChatterBoxOfTheSEC
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