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The cure for E.D is just putting a 385 pound guy in the backfield.
Posted on 10/12/25 at 8:14 am
Posted on 10/12/25 at 8:14 am
I thought the ABC announcers were gonna hyperventilate when that big guy for BAMA got the carry at the goal line.
It was like the most exciting thing they ever saw in their lives?????
It was like the most exciting thing they ever saw in their lives?????
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Posted on 10/12/25 at 8:15 am to Rosco P Coltrane
You’ve gotta admit, it’s pretty fun.
Posted on 10/12/25 at 8:23 am to Rosco P Coltrane
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I thought the ABC announcers were gonna hyperventilate when that big guy for BAMA got the carry at the goal line.
Most announcers are basically Ron Burgundy from Anchorman.
They don’t know football, speak in generalizations and live for media talking points.
People still talk about some fat DL for the ‘85 Bears getting the ball on GL TDs and that was 40 years ago.
This is now a media talking point they can discuss on weekly call in shows and in future games because it’s exciting for casual fans.
I’ll also say it’s been very effective so far as well.
But you’re expecting too much from people who are usually better served being muted.
Posted on 10/12/25 at 8:23 am to Rosco P Coltrane
I rather enjoyed watching it, a 385 pounder with endurance and the ability to run.
Posted on 10/12/25 at 8:27 am to Rosco P Coltrane
quote:Erectile disinfection? This is a college football forum sir. And how can you “put it in the backfield” with ED since you have ED?
The cure for E.D is just putting a 385 pound guy in the backfield.
Posted on 10/12/25 at 8:36 am to Rosco P Coltrane
What's being underscored is how insanely athletic Proctor is. He's more atheltic for a big man than Elijah Pritchett was and that's saying something.
Posted on 10/12/25 at 8:36 am to Rosco P Coltrane
Posted on 10/12/25 at 8:38 am to Rosco P Coltrane
Aw did you not like it?
Posted on 10/12/25 at 8:40 am to Rosco P Coltrane
Yes because they knew your guys would fold like cheap suits
Posted on 10/12/25 at 8:41 am to Rosco P Coltrane
Tessitore loves him some Bama big-guy action.
He got his first big-guy boner from it from the Clemson game in 2017.
He got his first big-guy boner from it from the Clemson game in 2017.
This post was edited on 10/12/25 at 8:44 am
Posted on 10/12/25 at 8:43 am to tide06
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But you’re expecting too much from people who are usually better served being muted.
As soon as I saw Tess on the tv roster, I had that game on mute for most of it. Dude is too extra.
Posted on 10/12/25 at 8:45 am to theballguy
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As soon as I saw Tess on the tv roster, I had that game on mute for most of it. Dude is too extra.
He needs to swallow a flannel sock. Jesse isn't any better.
Posted on 10/12/25 at 8:58 am to Rosco P Coltrane
He needs to eat some more pizza and wings if he wants to come at the king. He's got about fifty points to go
Posted on 10/12/25 at 8:59 am to NWLA_Bama
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He needs to swallow a flannel sock. Jesse isn't any better.
Jesse at least knows ball being a former QB.
I think some of these guys could be good in a film room type setting where they don’t have to talk down to casuals.
Even on gameday when Saban is breaking down coverages sometimes they have to tell him to dumb it down.
But the over the top Gus Johnson stuff isn’t my speed.
Posted on 10/12/25 at 9:00 am to Rosco P Coltrane
Wait until the pkg where he throws back to Ty Simpson for a TD
Posted on 10/12/25 at 9:03 am to Rosco P Coltrane
He did not fumble.
Guys not used to carrying the ball sometimes fumble.
I guess it’s an entertaining play, but I’d rather hand to a RB. I think Bama has #4 who is 240 pounds. That’s enough heft.
Guys not used to carrying the ball sometimes fumble.
I guess it’s an entertaining play, but I’d rather hand to a RB. I think Bama has #4 who is 240 pounds. That’s enough heft.
Posted on 10/12/25 at 9:05 am to tide06
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But the over the top Gus Johnson stuff isn’t my speed
This is what im tired of, are over the top theatrics on every play. Tessitore and Gus Johnson are the worst.
Posted on 10/12/25 at 9:32 am to tide06
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But the over the top Gus Johnson stuff isn’t my speed.
Only the Gus Johnson types like the Gus Johnson stuff. For intelligent people, it's just overstated emotional muck that doesn't enhance the game.
That and I honestly don't mind Jesse so much. He's improved actually.
This post was edited on 10/12/25 at 9:33 am
Posted on 10/12/25 at 9:33 am to Rosco P Coltrane
Got a ESPN notification pop and the fricker didn’t even score. It’s the most obnoxious thing. But I guess it excites the lowest common denominator.
Posted on 10/12/25 at 9:36 am to NWLA_Bama
I would give anything to see someone like Keith Jackson come back.
That man loved the game. Appreciated its history and the culture.
He focused on teams and sometimes coaches and almost never glorified players (unless they did something spectacular and usually selfless).
He assumed you were watching the game (like TV broadcasters are supposed to do) and let the play speak for itself.
Often he was quiet after a very big play.
Broadcasters now could learn a lot from him.
That man loved the game. Appreciated its history and the culture.
He focused on teams and sometimes coaches and almost never glorified players (unless they did something spectacular and usually selfless).
He assumed you were watching the game (like TV broadcasters are supposed to do) and let the play speak for itself.
Often he was quiet after a very big play.
Broadcasters now could learn a lot from him.
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