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Fun Fact: Mizzou is currently #1 in total defense and 4th in total offense in all of CFB
Posted on 9/30/25 at 2:51 pm
Posted on 9/30/25 at 2:51 pm
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Posted on 9/30/25 at 2:53 pm to Kansas City King
Haven't really played any truly good teams yet. Soft schedule up to this point...
Posted on 9/30/25 at 2:54 pm to Kansas City King
Now sort defense by points, the metric that matters the most.
Posted on 9/30/25 at 2:55 pm to Kansas City King
Let's see if that holds up against your upcoming opponents:
Posted on 9/30/25 at 2:56 pm to Kansas City King
Your mascot is perfect match for your retarded meth looking fans…
Try playing a team with pulse and then check the stats again
Try playing a team with pulse and then check the stats again
Posted on 9/30/25 at 2:57 pm to Daowna
All that shite about to end, it was fun while it lasted. 
Posted on 9/30/25 at 2:59 pm to Kansas City King
Have a fricking cookie... 
Posted on 9/30/25 at 2:59 pm to Kool Kaliper
Stay tuned
Posted on 9/30/25 at 3:00 pm to TwoDatBait
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Your mascot is perfect match for your retarded meth looking fans…
Dude, what do you have against Truman?
Posted on 9/30/25 at 3:02 pm to Kansas City King
That is a fun fact!
This post was edited on 9/30/25 at 4:43 pm
Posted on 9/30/25 at 3:03 pm to Daowna
Is A&M talking shite about schedules?
The Aggys have beaten UTSA, Utah State, 2-2 Notre Dame, and Auburn.
The Aggys have beaten UTSA, Utah State, 2-2 Notre Dame, and Auburn.
Posted on 9/30/25 at 3:03 pm to Kansas City King
Look how happy Drink is....
Posted on 9/30/25 at 3:04 pm to TigerLunatik
Posted on 9/30/25 at 3:04 pm to Kansas City King
stop. dont do this.
Posted on 9/30/25 at 3:06 pm to BreakawayZou83
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Is A&M talking shite about schedules?
The Aggys have beaten UTSA, Utah State, 2-2 Notre Dame, and Auburn.
Regardless of who A&M has/hasn't played Mizzou's real game schedule is about to start. Enjoy the inflated stats while you can.
Posted on 9/30/25 at 3:07 pm to TwoDatBait
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Your mascot is perfect match for your retarded meth looking fans…
Once the SEC schedule kicks in:
Posted on 9/30/25 at 3:08 pm to Kansas City King
Strength of Schedule per Sagarin: 156th
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Your schedule so far is even weaker than Texas'.
Central Florida has played a tougher one.
But congrats on gaining 595 yards against the team that gave up 603 yards to... *checks notes*... offensive powerhouse Cincinnati
All trolling aside - if I were a Missouri fan, I'd be ecstatic too. I'm just thinking MAYBE temper the expectations a little, considering how Missouri's seasons tend to end.
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Your schedule so far is even weaker than Texas'.
Central Florida has played a tougher one.
But congrats on gaining 595 yards against the team that gave up 603 yards to... *checks notes*... offensive powerhouse Cincinnati
All trolling aside - if I were a Missouri fan, I'd be ecstatic too. I'm just thinking MAYBE temper the expectations a little, considering how Missouri's seasons tend to end.
Posted on 9/30/25 at 3:10 pm to KCSilverTiger
SEC mascots are supposed to be fierce and intimidating. Look at how mean the other 2 Tiger mascots are.It scares the shite out of opponents and is likely the main reason for their success.
Truman is for kids. Maybe we can beef him up and throw on some shades.
Truman is for kids. Maybe we can beef him up and throw on some shades.
Posted on 9/30/25 at 3:21 pm to Faurot fodder
Lol mascots are there for the kids, man. If any mascots scare your football team I'd be worried about your team my dude.
Eta: just realized you're probably being sarcastic. My bad, man.
Eta: just realized you're probably being sarcastic. My bad, man.
This post was edited on 9/30/25 at 3:24 pm
Posted on 9/30/25 at 3:29 pm to slimjay89
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Haven't really played any truly good teams yet. Soft schedule up to this point...
Hey, you can’t say that. You will be deemed a fan of another team on here.
Repent before faurot fodder sees it. There’’s still time.
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