The Refs Went Down to Waco

The Refs went down to Waco,
They were looking for a game to steal.
They were racketeers
whose checks had cleared
and they were looking to seal the deal.

When they came across this young team,
playing some pigskin and slinging it hot.
The Refs pulled the dildos up out they butts
and said "Boys let us tell you what"

"Now you probably didn't know it,
but we're some fricking cheaters too.
And if you're there from Jordan-Hare,
we'll throw the game for you"

The boys said, "Our team's Auburn, and it might be a sin.
But we'll take your flags,
you fricking figs,
'Cause we're the worst that's ever been"