PrestorJane

The guy at Illinois is doing pretty great. If he can get a program like that rolling, I bet he could at least get Arkansas to 6-6. Might earn a statue if he can accomplish that much!

Arkansas should give him a call.

Baby Morris is lighting up the team that embarrassed Bama. Could have had him under center, Piggies.

Meanwhile you're staring down the barrel of the same type of season he gave you. Maybe it's y'all.

Your metre sucks. But I'll give it C- for some decently creative lyrics at least.

I'm glad I've been able to ruin the win for so many of yall tho.

"Dall-E, generate an image of Toomer's Corner being rolled with fishing line"

It's not for you. It's for marginalized groups.

Like Bama fans.

And AI grandparents.

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Y'all all drunker than me tonight. I need to catch up

Malt liquor and hired coochie

Man if parodies are your standard for melt, you must have boring friends.

I just had a line pop into my head and thought it was funny so I wrote the rest around it.

The Refs went down to Waco,
They were looking for a game to steal.
They were racketeers
whose checks had cleared
and they were looking to seal the deal.

When they came across this young team,
playing some pigskin and slinging it hot.
The Refs pulled the dildos up out they butts
and said "Boys let us tell you what"

"Now you probably didn't know it,
but we're some fricking cheaters too.
And if you're there from Jordan-Hare,
we'll throw the game for you"

The boys said, "Our team's Auburn, and it might be a sin.
But we'll take your flags,
you fricking figs,
'Cause we're the worst that's ever been"

And Jackson Arnold is a quarterback who is playing for Auburn and who has made plays for them in the football game they are playing.

the team that scores the most is likely to prevail.

Thank you for your attention to this important information.

I remember when you two used to be football schools.