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Posted on 8/27/25 at 7:41 am
Posted by Faurot fodder
Member since Jul 2019
6363 posts
Posted on 8/27/25 at 7:41 am
Probably ought to start packing up the Greyhound. They got a 6-hour drive through the Ozarks ahead of them, but it'll take a day since HRV is driving the bus. You know Harry has gotta stop every 15 minutes to pee.
Posted by wareaglepete
Lumon Industries
Member since Dec 2012
17145 posts
Posted on 8/27/25 at 7:42 am to
Made the drive from NE Arkansas up to Kansas City a couple of years ago. Horrible drive.
Posted by Faurot fodder
Member since Jul 2019
6363 posts
Posted on 8/27/25 at 7:47 am to
The Ozarks are great for taking a float trip through. Car trips? Bring the Dramamine.
Posted by notsince98
KC, MO
Member since Oct 2012
21253 posts
Posted on 8/27/25 at 8:03 am to
quote:

Made the drive from NE Arkansas up to Kansas City a couple of years ago. Horrible drive.


Yeah, that is plains and not ozarks.

EDIT: my brain inserted NW instead of NE.
This post was edited on 8/27/25 at 8:44 am
Posted by Faurot fodder
Member since Jul 2019
6363 posts
Posted on 8/27/25 at 8:33 am to
How is he getting from NE Arky to KC without driving through the Ozarks?
Posted by notsince98
KC, MO
Member since Oct 2012
21253 posts
Posted on 8/27/25 at 8:43 am to
quote:

How is he getting from NE Arky to KC without driving through the Ozarks?


I read that as NW arky. Oops.
Posted by Faurot fodder
Member since Jul 2019
6363 posts
Posted on 8/27/25 at 8:46 am to
Gotcha
Posted by Arksulli
Fayetteville
Member since Aug 2014
26665 posts
Posted on 8/27/25 at 8:56 am to
Conway, AR, which is a very nice college town with a bustling tech industry, is kinda stuck on this drive. A little further west and you come up by way of Fayetteville. A little further East you go up by way of St. Louis. Where they are...

The Purple Bears (yes, they play on a purple field) have had some fantastic teams. When they were a step below FCS. They've bounced from good to meh at the FCS level. Barring God himself shows up and smites Missouri I expect UCA hangs around a quarter at best and then Missouri pulls away and gets their second stringers some in game experience in the second half.

This post was edited on 8/27/25 at 8:57 am
Posted by Faurot fodder
Member since Jul 2019
6363 posts
Posted on 8/27/25 at 9:39 am to
They'll start the journey from Conway and go by Springfield, MO where the great Conway Twitty passed some years back. If they play "Lay Me Down" tmrw night on the PA then we might be in trouble.
Posted by New Money
Athens, GA
Member since Jun 2023
3163 posts
Posted on 8/27/25 at 9:51 am to
Central Ark feels more like an SEC team than does Mizzou.
Posted by Faurot fodder
Member since Jul 2019
6363 posts
Posted on 8/27/25 at 9:56 am to
You know what really feels SEC?

Deez nuts.
Posted by TFH
Member since Apr 2016
3407 posts
Posted on 8/27/25 at 10:14 am to
Google shows going up 65 through Damascus and Clinton ?? better bring a state trooper with you bc those cunts in Damascus are constantly in trouble for illegal stops. They’re the reason I have a dash cam
Posted by notsince98
KC, MO
Member since Oct 2012
21253 posts
Posted on 8/27/25 at 10:14 am to
quote:


Central Ark feels more like an SEC team than does Mizzou.


They should. Mizzou isn't in the SEC.
Posted by jdevers
Member since Nov 2008
2080 posts
Posted on 8/27/25 at 10:25 am to
US 65 from Conway AR to Harrison AR isn't TOO bad (not like AR 7 which is a fun road to drive in something sporty but a bad road to ride in a bus), then from just north of Harrison AR to Columbia MO its a decent 4 lane divided highway the whole way.
Posted by BurgTiger
Member since Feb 2014
3297 posts
Posted on 8/27/25 at 10:36 am to
Harrison Ark, basically the headquarters of the KKK.
Posted by mwlewis
JeffCo
Member since Nov 2010
21703 posts
Posted on 8/27/25 at 10:49 am to
quote:

but it'll take a day since HRV is driving the bus

Posted by Hback
Member since Aug 2017
12692 posts
Posted on 8/27/25 at 10:57 am to
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gotta stop every 15 minutes to pee.

That's why empty tennis ball cans are required for every road trip, especially football games.
Posted by Faurot fodder
Member since Jul 2019
6363 posts
Posted on 8/27/25 at 11:26 am to
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tennis ball cans


Wait til one of those bad boys gets lost under the seat and gets opened up next summer.
Posted by swinetime
Member since Apr 2013
5454 posts
Posted on 8/27/25 at 11:56 am to
Why not take 49? Now that the cheapskates in Missouri finally got enough money to do their share it's much quicker than taking windy mountain Roads
This post was edited on 8/27/25 at 11:59 am
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