Week 1 - some Parlays

FRIDAY NIGHT PARLAY
1) Auburn -2.5
2) Tech -4.5
3) Tech/Col 51.5 UNDER

SATURDAY PARLAY DELUXE
1) Texas +1.5

3) alabama -13.5
4) Lsu +3.5
***just pick any three, baby. Don’t pick all four. (Watch, though. Retard after retard will pick all four)

PROP PARLAY
1) Kirby visor color: Red,
2) First for the Manning boy: TD pass
3) Intent of Bobo’s first play call: Run
4) Gunner’s first pass attempt: Complete
5) More rushing yards: Manning & Haynes King combined
6) 4 seconds for Herbstreets uncontrollable tear spasm moment saying goodby to Corso on GameDay before someone steps in: Under (meaning, the moment the blubbering keeps him from saying audible words until he’s bailed out)
7) Belicheks girlfriend: suite
8) First to melt in the mental patient GSB game thread Brad
***it’s supposed to be fun why Not Pick them all ?


EXTENDED WEEKEND PARLAY
1) VaTech +7.5 @ S.Carolina
2) ND -2.5
3) TCU -3.5


-logic-only non-emotional rules apply
-add up your own shite
-good luck
-oh also, 2 bonus points for posting a grilling pic that includes a firearm(s)

I’m just sayin.

Quite a slate this week 1

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this the beginning of what I hope it is?

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It's like a turtle man, if you start trying to coax it out it's gonna hide back in its shell. If it is to be...just let it occur naturally.

Even though they try and try to ruin it. Football is still the very best!

What a weekend it'll be.

Edit: I believe that the girlfriend of belexhick will stsrt in a suite, move to club level, the ultimately end up on the sidelines I will pick Suite in my official pick thread.

Crossing fingers... And IN.

Unrelated update: Our friend DawgfaninCA has a YouTube channel now. Nothing about the Allman Brothers in Piedmont Park though. Just sea serpent stuff.

LINK

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Our friend DawgfaninCA

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It was cold that day in Piedmont Park. Unseasonably cold for late October. The autumn leaves crunched beneath their matching suede Nike running shoes as he and his twin brother scuttled their way along the path. Coats were buttoned tight, their hands buried as deep in their pockets as they could go, flinching at the gusts of icy wind. His brother had just gotten done defending a slice of Oscar Meyer olive loaf deli meat in their heated debate about top five best mid afternoon snacks when DawgFanInCa stopped dead in his tracks. His twin watched patiently as DawgFaninCa with eyes trained and focused like a hawk hunting prey silently craned his neck slowly to the right. And then, just as deliberately and methodically, craned his neck back around and all the way to the left. A look of genuine befuddlement hung on his face when at last he spoke. “Hey. Where did the Allman Brothers go?”

In....

Deed it is a great lineup of games.

You forgot UT vs Syracuse