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Posted on 7/17/25 at 11:24 am
Posted by volfan57836
Member since Jun 2025
57 posts
Posted on 7/17/25 at 11:24 am
The tide will go 7-5 this year and Deboer is going to get canned. Any program with Ty Simpson starting isn’t a serious program. Bookmark this and screenshot this.

Loss to their Big Brother (The Vols)
Loss to LSU
Loss @ South Carolina
Loss @ Georgia
Loss Auburn
Posted by captdalton
Member since Feb 2021
19424 posts
Posted on 7/17/25 at 11:25 am to
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Registered on: 6/19/2025


Hello Chicken.
Posted by MSFB2
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2025
124 posts
Posted on 7/17/25 at 11:26 am to
I think the guy that got instantly shitcanned from the NFL can make the offense unbeatable. That makes complete and total sense to me.
Posted by volfan57836
Member since Jun 2025
57 posts
Posted on 7/17/25 at 11:26 am to
Generally feel bad for all the bandwagon Bama fans. Their good football run is over and they’re slowly creeping into being irrelevant
Posted by volfan57836
Member since Jun 2025
57 posts
Posted on 7/17/25 at 11:27 am to
The Vols own the Tide. Saban ain’t there anymore
Posted by Hback
Member since Aug 2017
12685 posts
Posted on 7/17/25 at 11:28 am to

Sure thing Whiskey.


Posted by volfan57836
Member since Jun 2025
57 posts
Posted on 7/17/25 at 11:29 am to
Ty Simpson is a joke
Posted by Sl0thstronautEsq
Member since Aug 2018
15628 posts
Posted on 7/17/25 at 11:31 am to
quote:

I think the guy that got instantly shitcanned from the NFL can make the offense unbeatable. That makes complete and total sense to me.


Totally agree. I've never seen a good college coach go to the NFL, fail, and then come back to the college ranks and be successful.
Posted by Kashmir
Member since Dec 2014
9509 posts
Posted on 7/17/25 at 11:32 am to
Post less!
Posted by TideSaint
Hill Country
Member since Sep 2008
82649 posts
Posted on 7/17/25 at 11:34 am to
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I think the guy that got instantly shitcanned from the NFL can make the offense unbeatable. That makes complete and total sense to me.


If only we had evidence of him leading an offense to the CFP National Championship game.

If only...
Posted by TN Tygah
Member since Nov 2023
7837 posts
Posted on 7/17/25 at 11:34 am to
They could very easily go 7-5 but I'm thinking 8-4

Losses to Tennessee, LSU, Georgia, and one of either Mizzou/Auburn/OU

Stadium will only be like 5% full by the OU game
Posted by Tuscaloosa
13x Award Winning SECRant user
Member since Dec 2011
50146 posts
Posted on 7/17/25 at 11:35 am to
Ok cool. Hook ‘em
Posted by skrayper
21-0 Asterisk Drive
Member since Nov 2012
34108 posts
Posted on 7/17/25 at 11:45 am to
I have a question.

Why are you guys so terrible at this?

Seriously, work on upping your game.
Posted by TideSaint
Hill Country
Member since Sep 2008
82649 posts
Posted on 7/17/25 at 12:11 pm to
quote:

Why are you guys so terrible at this?


Well the one you are replying to specifically weighs over 350 pounds and currently takes Ozempic shots in his arse.

His trolling game isn't the only thing that needs work.
Posted by partsman103
Member since Sep 2008
8590 posts
Posted on 7/17/25 at 12:23 pm to
Bama gonna go on another 20 win streak against the vawwwlllsss and will win 2-3 natty's before the vawwwlllsss even finish in the top 5 of the poles.
Posted by Kashmir
Member since Dec 2014
9509 posts
Posted on 7/17/25 at 1:07 pm to
No stadium empties like “L”su. When the winners leave, it smells like piss and vomit for blocks.
Posted by VFL67
Member since Feb 2025
974 posts
Posted on 7/17/25 at 1:10 pm to
None of their students are even native southerners much less from Bama. A bunch of kids from Maryland and New Jersey that want a slice of SEC life before they leave and return to the North. Wouldnt take much for the students to just stop going to the games
Posted by MtVernon
Member since Jul 2024
10238 posts
Posted on 7/17/25 at 1:40 pm to
quote:

Bookmark this and screenshot this.


Does me no good to bookmark.

I need to know how much bodily harm you will stake on this.
Posted by m2pro
Member since Nov 2008
29622 posts
Posted on 7/17/25 at 1:44 pm to
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None of their students are even native southerners much less from Bama.


Posted by BuckeyeGoon
Member since Jan 2025
848 posts
Posted on 7/17/25 at 1:52 pm to
Bama is really hard to predict this year. I could easily see them finishing with 1 or fewer loses but I wouldn't be surprised if they lose 3 or 4 games either. Out of all the likely preseason top 10 teams, I would feel the least confident trying to predict how Alabama will do this season.
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