Bama fans with kids under the age of 7 who have never witnessed a Bama championship

Any trolling will be RA’d, I am sick and tired of my threads being trolled by immature children. We are better than that and it’s time to raise the standard here.

For the kids, obviously there’s the classic awkward question those of us with children have had to deal with—“Where do babies come from?”—which, in Tuscaloosa, is often complicated by the revelation that their aunt and fat, terrifying, bulging lard bitch mother are the same person.

But the more difficult (and important) conversation, and the reason I decided to write this, arises when explaining to children under the age of seven or so—too young to have seen an Alabama’s championship under Nick Saban—that their school once ruled college football. Many of us grew up watching our Alabama friends revel in that golden era. Screw DeBoer for fricking that up for years to come, honestly.

One can imagine the little chromosomal anomaly crack babies responding with a cocktail of bitterness, skepticism, and quiet resentment that their illiterate father didn’t bone Aunty Geraldine a few years sooner.

Trolling will be RA’d and ignored.

Discuss.