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When I think of Oklahoma
Posted on 5/20/25 at 12:40 pm
Posted on 5/20/25 at 12:40 pm
and how it was created, I picture Clifford the big red dog dragging his giant worm-infested a-hole across the entire state, leaving behind an abundance of worms, dogshit-riddled red dirt.
God tried to get rid of as much of it as he could in the 1930s, but red dirt retardation had already set in, and after the smarter ones GTFO, the extra tardies dug in to that red dirt even more, and now we are stuck with their offspring here on tRant.
God tried to get rid of as much of it as he could in the 1930s, but red dirt retardation had already set in, and after the smarter ones GTFO, the extra tardies dug in to that red dirt even more, and now we are stuck with their offspring here on tRant.
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Posted on 5/20/25 at 12:47 pm to Faurot fodder
Oklahoma would be a great place if it weren't for all the okies.
Posted on 5/20/25 at 12:48 pm to Faurot fodder
Posted on 5/20/25 at 12:52 pm to Faurot fodder
This post was edited on 5/20/25 at 12:53 pm
Posted on 5/20/25 at 1:01 pm to Faurot fodder
quote:
When I think of Oklahoma
and how it was created
You gotta be one bored fella.
Posted on 5/20/25 at 1:02 pm to CharlotteSooner
Except when you use a Mizzou alum to try to make a fake point
Thanks for showing everyone around here how the red dirt tardiness reigns supreme.
Thanks for showing everyone around here how the red dirt tardiness reigns supreme.
Posted on 5/20/25 at 1:03 pm to Faurot fodder
“alum”
Posted on 5/20/25 at 1:05 pm to Radio One
There’s a reason we used it as an Indian dumpster
Posted on 5/20/25 at 1:08 pm to Faurot fodder
Oh boy.
Posted on 5/20/25 at 1:16 pm to Faurot fodder
Funny, I don't think of Mid-zou at all.
Posted on 5/20/25 at 1:18 pm to Faurot fodder
When the whites took over America, they took the most beautiful, important areas of the country from the natives, and forced them to march hundreds and hundreds of miles to the most useless, unintriguing place they could find.
That was Oklahoma.
That was Oklahoma.
Posted on 5/20/25 at 1:23 pm to Faurot fodder
Posted on 5/20/25 at 1:28 pm to Faurot fodder
When I think of mizzou, I think of their best football season ever, and how we shite on them twice that year.
Posted on 5/20/25 at 1:53 pm to Gimme Vaughn
We shite on okie in our best season. In fact, I know someone who was part of a Mizzou team that shite all over your team on your home field.
Posted on 5/20/25 at 1:54 pm to Faurot fodder
Oklahoma 77
Misery 0
Oklahoma 77
Aggy 0
Misery 0
Oklahoma 77
Aggy 0
Posted on 5/20/25 at 1:56 pm to Faurot fodder
Posted on 5/20/25 at 2:03 pm to Jayhawk Slayer
quote:
Oklahoma would be a great place if it weren't for all the okies.
You mean California
Posted on 5/20/25 at 2:10 pm to Faurot fodder
I only think about their dumbass interstate highways being toll roads. Only OK and Kansas do that in BFE. They both finally caught up to 2005 technology with no booths, but that was last year. Are they just that broke or are they doing it for safety so women can stop on the turnpike and not disappear?
Posted on 5/20/25 at 2:12 pm to Faurot fodder
I’m it was must suck to have to post about OU daily …. All those beatdowns we have given you over the years has really did a number on what’s left of your meth head brain of yours.
Posted on 5/20/25 at 2:14 pm to Dallaswho
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I only think about their dumbass interstate highways being toll roads
I road tripped from Texas to Tulsa about 5 years ago. I knew nothing about these furking toll roads that were about to ruin my trip.
Eff, I don't even carry cash!! And you were SOL without it. Then, they had to have to exact change.
I ran one on the way back from Tulsa. I'd had it. My middle finger wasn't long enough as I blew through that bastard.
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