Is any one hearing some smoke out of southern Louisiana

Hi every one Ferdinand here (not my real name too be honest Ferdinand is just a joke name we had at the shop some one one time was like hey Frank why are you such a bad welder and I said who’s Frank and it just stuck) did any one else hear some new’s out of western Louisiana involving some former LSU more like LSWHO booster’s who had a son who got a BIPOC girl pr*gnant (sorry for language) and they were naturally and understandably embarrassed so they put a “hit” out on her sorey I don’t know the right word for it any way she was in Tuscaloosa and I heard nate oat’s didn’t like one of his player’s because he had been courting oat’s wife because she was the absolute definition of the basketball players type so he told him to go kill her so he could frame him and kick him off the team did any one else here this it happened in Grand Isle LA