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There are too many Tigers in the SEC
Posted on 1/23/25 at 9:04 am
Posted on 1/23/25 at 9:04 am
I've been brainstorming ideas on how to alleviate this problem and have only come up with a partial solution so far:
Kick Missouri out of the conference
The problem is, after this obvious first step we still have two Tigers left. I was thinking maybe we could do a cage match to the death. Auburn selects their best warrior and LSU selects theirs. Whoever is left standing gets to keep the tiger moniker, the other has to change their name.
Potential name changes:
Auburn Eagles
Louisiana State Mud Bugs
Kick Missouri out of the conference
The problem is, after this obvious first step we still have two Tigers left. I was thinking maybe we could do a cage match to the death. Auburn selects their best warrior and LSU selects theirs. Whoever is left standing gets to keep the tiger moniker, the other has to change their name.
Potential name changes:
Auburn Eagles
Louisiana State Mud Bugs
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Posted on 1/23/25 at 9:08 am to FAT SEXY
We're actually thinking of changing our name to The Missouri "Suck Our Yankee Dicks" so that should take care of it on our end.
Posted on 1/23/25 at 9:09 am to FAT SEXY
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Potential name changes:
Auburn Eagles
Louisiana State Mud Bugs
These are great. You have my support.
Posted on 1/23/25 at 9:10 am to FAT SEXY
When did we get in the SEC? I guess I missed that!
Posted on 1/23/25 at 9:13 am to FAT SEXY
Missouri Moose
Posted on 1/23/25 at 9:14 am to FAT SEXY
Bored at work today?
Posted on 1/23/25 at 9:15 am to FAT SEXY
I wouldn't mind if Auburn changed their mascot to Eagles. Makes more sense than Tigers. The pre game flight by our bald eagle gives me chills every time. The aubie all he does is win championships.
Posted on 1/23/25 at 9:16 am to FAT SEXY
LSU is the Fighting Tigers. Named after the Louisiana Brigade of the 1860s. We're different.
Posted on 1/23/25 at 9:17 am to FAT SEXY
Missouri: Fightin’ Tigers.
LSU: Mike the Tiger
LSU: Mike the Tiger
Posted on 1/23/25 at 9:17 am to FAT SEXY
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Auburn Eagles
Well, half the country thinks their name is the Auburn War Eagles anyway, so...
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Louisiana State Mud Bugs
Look, be nice. No reason to call their fans that.
Posted on 1/23/25 at 9:20 am to FAT SEXY
Don't stress your brain too much on this topic. It's only one Tiger and they reside in Baton Rouge; we have our own Tiger, the pretenders do not.
Auburn - War Eagle
Missouri - Wildcats
Auburn - War Eagle
Missouri - Wildcats
Posted on 1/23/25 at 9:22 am to terriblegreen
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LSU is the Fighting Tigers. Named after the Louisiana Brigade of the 1860s. We're different.
Yes you are, but not in the way you think. Our "Tigers" date back to the Civil War as well.
Posted on 1/23/25 at 9:26 am to FAT SEXY
Posted on 1/23/25 at 9:35 am to Faurot fodder
But do you have a live tiger on campus?
No?
Then get to the back of the line
No?
Then get to the back of the line
Posted on 1/23/25 at 9:40 am to FAT SEXY
mud bugs is a bar in gulf shores AL. if LSU renames it should be the Louisiana Fighting Baws
Posted on 1/23/25 at 9:43 am to Wanruningchen
Bayou Bengals
Posted on 1/23/25 at 9:51 am to FAT SEXY
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by FAT SEXY
90% sure that with a handle like that.... you're pretty damn fat.
Posted on 1/23/25 at 9:51 am to terriblegreen
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LSU is the Fighting Tigers.
There can be only one!
Posted on 1/23/25 at 9:52 am to FAT SEXY
This thread was started by a mildly retarded kid that lives in his mom’s basement at 40. The boredom must be excruciating.
This post was edited on 1/23/25 at 10:07 am
Posted on 1/23/25 at 10:04 am to FAT SEXY
One time my friend and I for some reason could not remember which team had an eagle that flies across the fans faces in pregame before landing back on trainer’s hand. We finally took to google only to realize it’s the team that insist on calling themselves the generic “tigers”.
Auburn War Eagles would have the greatest most majestic pregame tradition, but no one fully respects the tigers flying an eagle named Tiger. The whole thing is ruined.
Auburn War Eagles would have the greatest most majestic pregame tradition, but no one fully respects the tigers flying an eagle named Tiger. The whole thing is ruined.
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