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Imagine being a Florida Gator football fan and just now waking up from a 1995 coma
Posted on 10/2/24 at 9:25 am
Posted on 10/2/24 at 9:25 am
You are getting re-acclimated with loved ones in your hospital bed. Hugs all around.
"How are the Gators doing this season?"
Proceeds to find out that Florida is a home underdog to Central Florida.
"You're fricking with me, right???"
"How are the Gators doing this season?"
Proceeds to find out that Florida is a home underdog to Central Florida.
"You're fricking with me, right???"
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Posted on 10/2/24 at 9:31 am to Violent Hip Swivel
Then they find out they had a Heisman trophy winner and two national titles during that same coma. I think they would be ok
Posted on 10/2/24 at 9:33 am to Violent Hip Swivel
My biggest takeaway from that is that WLOCP was played in Athens that year
Posted on 10/2/24 at 9:34 am to Violent Hip Swivel
They'd wake up to Florida winning more national titles than Georgia since their coma began... and more heisman winners...
This is stupid.
This is stupid.
Posted on 10/2/24 at 9:34 am to Violent Hip Swivel
My first concern would be if my pecker worked. frick sports.
I can see you waking up from a coma and the Gators being the first thing on your mind.
I can see you waking up from a coma and the Gators being the first thing on your mind.
Posted on 10/2/24 at 9:35 am to bigDgator
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My first concern would be if my pecker worked. frick sports.
I can see you waking up from a coma and the Gators being the first thing on your mind.
Posted on 10/2/24 at 9:36 am to Violent Hip Swivel
this is bad, even for you
Posted on 10/2/24 at 9:39 am to Violent Hip Swivel
I know the first thing I'd ask about after waking up from a 30-year coma is how a college football program did during it.
Edit: damn, too slow
Edit: damn, too slow
This post was edited on 10/2/24 at 9:40 am
Posted on 10/2/24 at 9:42 am to Riseupfromtherubble
Reidell Anthony
Posted on 10/2/24 at 9:47 am to S
and that a player threw a shoe and lost a game
Posted on 10/2/24 at 9:48 am to Violent Hip Swivel
Finding out they’ve lost three in a row to Kentucky might put them back in the coma.
Posted on 10/2/24 at 9:49 am to Violent Hip Swivel
i'd be fine after learning that Florida is 17-12 during that time vs the Dawgs.
Posted on 10/2/24 at 9:52 am to Violent Hip Swivel
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Imagine being a Florida Gator football fan and just now waking up from a 1995 coma
As a Florida fan, Football had only been around for 5 years before he went into his coma...so...
Posted on 10/2/24 at 9:52 am to DawgCountry
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this is bad, even for you
And you are WHO?
Posted on 10/2/24 at 9:53 am to S
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Reidell Anthony
It's not like the sports equipment manufacturer, only 1 L.
Posted on 10/2/24 at 9:59 am to madmaxvol
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As a Florida fan, Football had only been around for 5 years before he went into his coma...so...
I am sure he would be happy to know UF went 23-6 vs Tennessee while he was in a coma. He would probably ask if Tennessee was in a coma too.
Posted on 10/2/24 at 10:12 am to bigDgator
Florida is arse.
In two weeks time, UT will have won 2 out of the last 3.
Get used to it.
In two weeks time, UT will have won 2 out of the last 3.
Get used to it.
Posted on 10/2/24 at 10:14 am to bigDgator
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I am sure he would be happy to know UF went 23-6 vs Tennessee while he was in a coma. He would probably ask if Tennessee was in a coma too.
Has there ever been another legit rivalry where one team has owned another for over 30 years like this? Even Josh Heuple is 1-2.
Posted on 10/2/24 at 10:16 am to bigDgator
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My first concern would be if my pecker worked. frick sports.
Posted on 10/2/24 at 10:24 am to Violent Hip Swivel
Even worse, imagine if you are an FSU fan that went into a coma right after you won the ACC last year. 
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