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re: Imagine being a Florida Gator football fan and just now waking up from a 1995 coma
Posted on 10/2/24 at 10:26 am to AulderMagee
Posted on 10/2/24 at 10:26 am to AulderMagee
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In two weeks time, UT will have won 2 out of the last 3.
Well right now, you have only won 2 of the last 19 games. But go ahead and count them chickens. I am sure those were the only 2 games you predicted the Vols to win, right?
This post was edited on 10/2/24 at 10:30 am
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Posted on 10/2/24 at 10:29 am to Henry Jones Jr
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Then they find out they had a Heisman trophy winner and two national titles during that same coma. I think they would be ok
2x Heisman
3x Natties
Posted on 10/2/24 at 10:34 am to AulderMagee
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In two weeks time, UT will have won 2 out of the last 3.
Now do the last 20 years.
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Get used to it.
You mean like you frickers have?
Posted on 10/2/24 at 10:43 am to Violent Hip Swivel
That person wakes up from their coma and their nurse is trans. They call them by the wrong pronoun and all hell breaks loose. That would be some quality confusion.
Posted on 10/2/24 at 10:45 am to Gimme Vaughn
I'd tell that bitch to go make me a turkey pot pie.
Wait did I type that out loud?
Wait did I type that out loud?
This post was edited on 10/2/24 at 10:46 am
Posted on 10/2/24 at 10:46 am to Violent Hip Swivel
Easy come, easy go.
They didn’t win their first SEC championship until 1991.
It wasn’t like they would’ve been that used to winning any way.
They didn’t win their first SEC championship until 1991.
It wasn’t like they would’ve been that used to winning any way.
Posted on 10/2/24 at 10:54 am to ForeverGator
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They'd wake up to Florida winning more national titles than Georgia since their coma began... and more heisman winners...
Posted on 10/2/24 at 11:35 am to Violent Hip Swivel
Posted on 10/2/24 at 12:02 pm to bigDgator
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My first concern would be if my pecker worked. frick sports.
Posted on 10/2/24 at 11:24 pm to S
Travis Mcgriff
Posted on 10/3/24 at 1:08 am to Violent Hip Swivel
Nebraska sure put them in a coma.
Posted on 10/3/24 at 1:35 am to Murph4HOF
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My first concern would be if my pecker worked.
it won't. Doesn't. Hasn't.
Posted on 10/3/24 at 1:38 am to Jorts R Us
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Now do the last 20 years.
We just beat you two years ago, and are gonna kick the shite out of you in two weeks.
You see, in the here and now, you suck and we're a tier 1 team. I get it, you have to live in the past. It's all you have.
BTW I have it on good authority that Heupel will NOT be taking his foot off the gas against you like he did against OU. So...enjoy yer beatdown.
And enjoy the cellar. You'll be there another decade or two.
This post was edited on 10/3/24 at 1:40 am
Posted on 10/3/24 at 10:39 am to AulderMagee
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We just beat you two years ago,
Congrats on your 2nd win since Phil Fulmer was your coach.
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