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Who will melt the most? A poem.
Posted on 6/22/24 at 10:39 am
Posted on 6/22/24 at 10:39 am
In fields where orange, maroon do blend,
Two teams arise, their hopes to mend.
Tennessee's case, an empty jest,
A barren vault, few trophies rest.
A&M, with rainbow pride,
Their love parades and flags held wide.
Blatantly gay, yet victories few,
Though fans are loud, their pride’s askew.
The Vols, they know their hopes are thin,
Each season starts, yet can't begin.
With dreams so high, but always dashed,
It’s safe to say, their program’s trash.
So now they meet in summer's blaze,
A chance to end their losing ways.
Who'll rise, who'll fall, in final test?
The fans are braced for who melts best.
Discuss.
Two teams arise, their hopes to mend.
Tennessee's case, an empty jest,
A barren vault, few trophies rest.
A&M, with rainbow pride,
Their love parades and flags held wide.
Blatantly gay, yet victories few,
Though fans are loud, their pride’s askew.
The Vols, they know their hopes are thin,
Each season starts, yet can't begin.
With dreams so high, but always dashed,
It’s safe to say, their program’s trash.
So now they meet in summer's blaze,
A chance to end their losing ways.
Who'll rise, who'll fall, in final test?
The fans are braced for who melts best.
Discuss.
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Posted on 6/22/24 at 10:42 am to TN Tygah
Didn't read. But LSU fans.
Posted on 6/22/24 at 10:42 am to TN Tygah
Posted on 6/22/24 at 10:44 am to TN Tygah
You wrote us a poem
Your team colors are purple
Your states primary tourist destination, New Orleans, claim to fame is cross dressing and the Trans movement
You sure Aggies are the gay ones?
Your team colors are purple
Your states primary tourist destination, New Orleans, claim to fame is cross dressing and the Trans movement
You sure Aggies are the gay ones?
Posted on 6/22/24 at 10:44 am to TN Tygah
quote:
Who will melt the most?
It is not all,
But not just a few.
The ones who melt the most,
Are LSU.
Posted on 6/22/24 at 10:48 am to TN Tygah
So I now know what LSU fans are doing while they watch all the success of A&M and TN. Very nice. That must have taken weeks with numerous edits and spell checks. Good job LSU fan! You might pass kindergarten...
Makes me wonder what all the Texas fans are doing last few weeks? Still crying about two A&M wins and continued domination last 6 years? Having dildo parties? Boycotting something liberally stupid?
All my Longhorn friends have gone into hiding. Only my Bama fans that are active and non-remorseful.
Vols, who you laughing at besides LSU?
Makes me wonder what all the Texas fans are doing last few weeks? Still crying about two A&M wins and continued domination last 6 years? Having dildo parties? Boycotting something liberally stupid?
All my Longhorn friends have gone into hiding. Only my Bama fans that are active and non-remorseful.
Vols, who you laughing at besides LSU?
This post was edited on 6/22/24 at 10:52 am
Posted on 6/22/24 at 10:56 am to NukemVol
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Didn't read. But LSU fans.
We don't claim him.
Posted on 6/22/24 at 10:57 am to TN Tygah
NFLSU, everybody.
Posted on 6/22/24 at 10:58 am to TN Tygah
Roses are red,
I can't remember the rest, but I fricked OP's mom.
I can't remember the rest, but I fricked OP's mom.
Posted on 6/22/24 at 10:59 am to TN Tygah
quote:
A poem
quote:
Discuss.
You’ve done this previously.
At least twice.
You seem angsty?
Posted on 6/22/24 at 10:59 am to FootsFanatic
quote:Worrying about Texas fans while A&M is about to participate in the biggest athletic event in school history is peak aggie fandom
Makes me wonder what all the Texas fans are doing last few weeks? Still crying about two A&M wins and continued domination last 6 years? Having dildo parties? Boycotting something liberally stupid?
All my Longhorn friends have gone into hiding. Only my Bama fans that are active and non-remorseful.
Posted on 6/22/24 at 11:05 am to TN Tygah
Poems are hard
Life can be harder
Just when things get the tardiest
You make them tarder.
Life can be harder
Just when things get the tardiest
You make them tarder.
Posted on 6/22/24 at 11:10 am to TN Tygah
quote:
A poem
Almost as gay as butt chugging...almost.
This post was edited on 6/22/24 at 11:12 am
Posted on 6/22/24 at 11:11 am to FootsFanatic
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All my Longhorn friends have gone into hiding
Posted on 6/22/24 at 11:13 am to EKG
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You’ve done this previously. At least twice. You seem angsty?
The last thread was such a hit that I decided to bring it back. It’s a big day today.
Posted on 6/22/24 at 11:19 am to TN Tygah
LSU fans, come get your boy.
Posted on 6/22/24 at 11:35 am to TN Tygah
quote:
A poem
quote:
Who will cry for the little corndog, let down by his team?
Who will cry for the little corndog? He cries now as he melts.
Who will cry for the little corndog? Joy he has rarely felt.
Who will cry for the little corndog? He has seen the dumpster fire.
Who will cry for the little corndog? Such a disappointed fan.
Who will cry for the little corndog? He is annually letdown.
Who will cry for the little corndog? His teams lose and lose again.
Who will cry for the little corndog? It soon becomes too hard.
Who will cry for the little corndog, that cries in every ranter?
-rolltide32
GOAT
Posted on 6/22/24 at 11:38 am to MykTide
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MykTide
I’m trying to decide if I should write one for Bama after they start 1-2 or wait til the season is over. Maybe both. Gotta slip in a line about a west coast commie coaching staff in way over their heads somewhere. I will let you know.
Posted on 6/22/24 at 11:41 am to FootsFanatic
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Makes me wonder what all the Texas fans are doing last few weeks?
What did y’all do for 85 years?
Posted on 6/22/24 at 12:05 pm to TN Tygah
LSU fans, folks..
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