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15 reasons why Missouri may be the best state in the South.
Posted on 5/12/24 at 4:25 pm
Posted on 5/12/24 at 4:25 pm
1. Recreational MJ.
2. First state to oust the Confederacy.
3. Tea not loaded with sugar.
4. Roast beef sandwich chain doesn’t overcook their meat.
5. Only distinct pizza style
6. Four distinct seasons.
7. Most pristine scenic rivers and streams.
8. Best party lake.
9. Most caves and springs.
10. Best wildlife management and conservation area access.
11. Manufacturers better pickup trucks.
12. Best monuments
13. Only southern football team to defeat Michigan or tOSU last year.
14. Best pro baseball and hockey franchises historically and best NFL team currently.
15. First openly gay NFL draftee.
2. First state to oust the Confederacy.
3. Tea not loaded with sugar.
4. Roast beef sandwich chain doesn’t overcook their meat.
5. Only distinct pizza style
6. Four distinct seasons.
7. Most pristine scenic rivers and streams.
8. Best party lake.
9. Most caves and springs.
10. Best wildlife management and conservation area access.
11. Manufacturers better pickup trucks.
12. Best monuments
13. Only southern football team to defeat Michigan or tOSU last year.
14. Best pro baseball and hockey franchises historically and best NFL team currently.
15. First openly gay NFL draftee.
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Posted on 5/12/24 at 4:40 pm to Dallaswho
You could have left off #15.
Panera Bread (St. Louis Bread Company) is overpriced and overrated.
You left off French’s Mustard as being a positive.
Anyone anywhere can ask for unsweetened tea.
When I think of pizza styles, nothing in Missouri comes to mind.
Oklahoma has four distinct seasons.
Oklahoma has caves and springs. Arkansas has Hot Springs, home to the best water anywhere!
Oklahoma also has amazing scenic rivers and streams. Arkansas does well in that category too.
Don’t get too carried away. MO has a few decent things. But other SEC states have plenty to offer that the Show-Me-Nothing State doesn’t.
Panera Bread (St. Louis Bread Company) is overpriced and overrated.
You left off French’s Mustard as being a positive.
Anyone anywhere can ask for unsweetened tea.
When I think of pizza styles, nothing in Missouri comes to mind.
Oklahoma has four distinct seasons.
Oklahoma has caves and springs. Arkansas has Hot Springs, home to the best water anywhere!
Oklahoma also has amazing scenic rivers and streams. Arkansas does well in that category too.
Don’t get too carried away. MO has a few decent things. But other SEC states have plenty to offer that the Show-Me-Nothing State doesn’t.
Posted on 5/12/24 at 4:44 pm to Dallaswho
Neither Missouri or Oklahoma are in "the South."
Posted on 5/12/24 at 4:46 pm to Dallaswho
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First openly gay NFL draftee.
LOL
yay!
Posted on 5/12/24 at 4:46 pm to Dallaswho
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Missouri may be the best state in the Midwest
I fixed your typo. You're welcome.
Posted on 5/12/24 at 4:48 pm to Dallaswho
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5. Only distinct pizza style
This is the closest one you have to being true, and just using a different, slightly shitteir cheese, is not exactly "distinct"
Most of your remaining assertions are outright false or in fact a negative only you see as a positive
Posted on 5/12/24 at 4:49 pm to Dallaswho
I agree with the prior comment. #15 is not something to brag about. Also, I believe Kentucky has more caves. Or at least a “Mammoth” one. lol
Posted on 5/12/24 at 4:53 pm to Dallaswho
This thread is embarrassing.
Posted on 5/12/24 at 4:58 pm to Dallaswho
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15. First openly gay NFL draftee.
should be #2
Posted on 5/12/24 at 5:02 pm to Dallaswho
But it isn't in the south
Posted on 5/12/24 at 5:10 pm to Dallaswho
#16…… RamboMizzy’s mom’s beef curtains. I asked her to “Show Me”.
Y’all tell her happy Mother’s Day for me!
Y’all tell her happy Mother’s Day for me!
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Posted on 5/12/24 at 5:15 pm to Dallaswho
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Missouri
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best state in the South.
Not in the south
Posted on 5/12/24 at 5:18 pm to Dallaswho
spring vs stream.
Someone break this down.
Someone break this down.
Posted on 5/12/24 at 5:20 pm to Dallaswho
According to Mormons , Missouri is the home of the
Garden of Eden , in or around Independence ---- and when Adam
and Eve cracked down on the forbidden fruit , they had
to move to Adam-ondi-Ahman , about 70-miles north of Independence.,
where they raised their children.
So if that's correct , Missourians were among the first people.
Garden of Eden , in or around Independence ---- and when Adam
and Eve cracked down on the forbidden fruit , they had
to move to Adam-ondi-Ahman , about 70-miles north of Independence.,
where they raised their children.
So if that's correct , Missourians were among the first people.
Posted on 5/12/24 at 5:33 pm to Dallaswho
fricking shoot me.
Posted on 5/12/24 at 5:44 pm to Dallaswho
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1. Recreational MJ.
quote:Satan appreciates your effort
15. First openly gay NFL draftee
Posted on 5/12/24 at 5:50 pm to Dallaswho
This ain't the South. Well, maybe the Ozarks are.
Posted on 5/12/24 at 5:55 pm to Dallaswho
You forgot to put on your list y'all also made #5 on the FBI 2024 most dangerous cities list. And Missouri is only Southern by desire nothing else.
Posted on 5/12/24 at 6:28 pm to Dallaswho
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5. Only distinct pizza style
Provel is overrated. Your toasted ravioli is okay.
Oh, and you have lots of meth in the southwest part of the state.
Posted on 5/12/24 at 6:29 pm to Dallaswho
It's also where the forward pass and split t formation were created.
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