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Misery to announce plans to expand their end zone hill rock pile today

Posted on 4/18/24 at 7:40 am
Posted by GAT BoilerPickle Doc
Member since Dec 2014
1637 posts
Posted on 4/18/24 at 7:40 am
Looks like they're willing to do whatever it takes to keep their stadium up to Sun Belt standards

Even Kansas is passing them by with their new stadium project

After whatever upgrades Misery comes up with, perhaps their stadium could warrant recognition as a top 10 high school stadium in the state of Texas
Posted by BreakawayZou83
Kansas City, Missouri
Member since Oct 2011
9513 posts
Posted on 4/18/24 at 7:42 am to
Someone clearly can’t afford quality limestone.
Posted by Mizzouligan
St. Louis, MO
Member since Aug 2014
393 posts
Posted on 4/18/24 at 7:48 am to
The dildo’s obsession with all things Mizzou is odd and sad.
Posted by Drydock
Osage County
Member since Oct 2013
6757 posts
Posted on 4/18/24 at 7:52 am to
Giant facsimiles of a woman's reproductive system isn't something we do.
Posted by Farmer1906
The Woodlands, TX
Member since Apr 2009
50701 posts
Posted on 4/18/24 at 7:53 am to
Fake news. That rock pile is long gone. They got it in the last renovation. Mizzou has never been the same.

RIP Rock M
Posted by OU Guy
Member since Feb 2022
8606 posts
Posted on 4/18/24 at 7:54 am to
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Giant facsimiles of a woman's reproductive system isn't something we do.


Of course not

Posted by Porker Face
Eden Isle
Member since Feb 2012
15364 posts
Posted on 4/18/24 at 8:03 am to
quote:

After whatever upgrades Misery comes up with, perhaps their stadium could warrant recognition as a top 10 high school stadium in the state of Texas
not likely
Posted by GAT BoilerPickle Doc
Member since Dec 2014
1637 posts
Posted on 4/18/24 at 8:26 am to
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Fake news. That rock pile is long gone. They got it in the last renovation. Mizzou has never been the same.


Nope the rock pile is still there

Heard sitting on the rocks for over three hours is less painful than losing to Middle Tennessee on homecoming
Posted by dstone12
Texan
Member since Jan 2007
30459 posts
Posted on 4/18/24 at 8:28 am to
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Heard sitting on the rocks for over three hours is less painful than losing to Middle Tennessee on homecoming
Posted by Nate Forrest
Member since Apr 2024
137 posts
Posted on 4/18/24 at 8:34 am to
Will they have shite swastikas pre-painted on the bathroom walls, or will the Twinkwitz Army have to bring their own shite?
Posted by swinetime
Member since Apr 2013
4485 posts
Posted on 4/18/24 at 8:36 am to
Fitting that they are adding rocks since most of their fans have the same IQ as one.
Posted by Faurot fodder
Member since Jul 2019
2395 posts
Posted on 4/18/24 at 8:59 am to
The plan is to utilize the rocks in a way that will make our visiting opponents feel safe. For instance:

When Arky plays at Faurot, the rocks will be reshaped in the form of a (slightly retarded) pig's head.

When Tenner visits, it'll be a message of some sort, relating to inter-family relations. Or, it could be a great opportunity for one of your really special hilljacks to propose to his sister.

When Texas comes to town? You guessed it, dildos

It's our way of welcoming all of our SEC brethren to CoMo.
This post was edited on 4/18/24 at 9:07 am
Posted by Rodo
Houston
Member since Aug 2011
798 posts
Posted on 4/18/24 at 9:12 am to
Why does it feel that picking on Mizzou is just kinda sad?

Rodo
Posted by gamecockman12
Columbia, SC
Member since Aug 2012
5994 posts
Posted on 4/18/24 at 9:15 am to
First thing that Mizzou needs to do is fix that shitty sideline camera angle. Awful to watch games at Faurot field on TV.
Posted by JetDawg
Los Angeles, California
Member since Oct 2020
7296 posts
Posted on 4/18/24 at 9:15 am to
You know Texas is of questionable quality when it feels threatened by a fellow SEC member that's compared with the Sunbelt conference.

Hmmmmmm. Did the SEC make a mistake in accepting the Milk Duds from Austin?
Posted by Nate Forrest
Member since Apr 2024
137 posts
Posted on 4/18/24 at 9:16 am to
quote:

The plan is to utilize the rocks in a way that will make our visiting opponents feel safe. For instance:

When Arky plays at Faurot, the rocks will be reshaped in the form of a (slightly retarded) pig's head.

When Tenner visits, it'll be a message of some sort, relating to inter-family relations. Or, it could be a great opportunity for one of your really special hilljacks to propose to his sister.

When Texas comes to town? You guessed it, dildos

It's our way of welcoming all of our SEC brethren to CoMo.

That's a lot of talk for a bunch that fired the president, the chancellor, and coach, just to suck Black Lives Matter dick on the national stage.

Posted by Dallaswho
Texas
Member since Dec 2023
966 posts
Posted on 4/18/24 at 9:27 am to
Someone jealous Faurot actually has character and is a pleasant place to visit?

Exactly what about it are you unhappy with? It consistently gets voted among the best college stadiums in the nation for its size which is small for SEC but bigger than anything in the B12 next year. This is a confusing take.
Posted by Faurot fodder
Member since Jul 2019
2395 posts
Posted on 4/18/24 at 9:29 am to
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That's a lot of talk


It really wasn't that much, but for some of you baws I'm sure it makes you start sweating after the third sentence.
Posted by LewEvansFan
Member since Mar 2023
2599 posts
Posted on 4/18/24 at 9:29 am to
quote:

Someone jealous Faurot actually has character


Uhm, no?
Posted by Faurot fodder
Member since Jul 2019
2395 posts
Posted on 4/18/24 at 9:33 am to
I agree, but I think it's partially on the network. When CBS was in town for the Tenner game, they had a good angle when the ball was between the 20 yard lines. Why ESPN can't do the same is beyond me.
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