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Just woke up from a drug-induced coma
Posted on 3/26/24 at 9:44 am
Posted on 3/26/24 at 9:44 am
So many bizarre visions & colors. The weirdest & most wonderful hallucination was an evening in a hot tub with paige spiranac.
Next one was during the postgame presser after the yale loss, a stage hypnotist appeared and had bruce cluck like a chicken while laying an egg on a piece of yella wood, at least it seemed to be an egg.
Last time i get sushi in lee county.
Next one was during the postgame presser after the yale loss, a stage hypnotist appeared and had bruce cluck like a chicken while laying an egg on a piece of yella wood, at least it seemed to be an egg.
Last time i get sushi in lee county.
Posted on 3/26/24 at 9:45 am to Atxgump
The joke was too long to be good. Nice try, though.
Posted on 3/26/24 at 9:45 am to Atxgump
After this post, is there any chance you can go back into it?
Posted on 3/26/24 at 9:55 am to Atxgump
Jokes on you. There is no good sushi place in Lee County. This is known.
Posted on 3/26/24 at 9:56 am to Atxgump
Man, I bet you were just tickled at yourself typing this one out.
Posted on 3/26/24 at 10:09 am to Atxgump
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while laying an egg on a piece of yella wood,
Def antisemitic.
Posted on 3/26/24 at 10:16 am to Atxgump
What had you cracking up in your mind turned out to be pretty lame baw.
You need to say it out loud before submitting next time. Yikes
You need to say it out loud before submitting next time. Yikes
Posted on 3/26/24 at 10:19 am to RockyMtnTigerWDE
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What had you cracking up in your mind turned out to be pretty lame baw.
Posted on 3/26/24 at 10:33 am to Atxgump
If ur gonna make a shitty pointless troll thread at least post pics of you with an Albanian chick at the sushi restaurant
Posted on 3/26/24 at 10:38 am to JetDawg
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After this post, is there any chance you can go back into it?
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by JetDawg
U know ur thread is bad when u have jetdawg dunking on you for making it
Posted on 3/26/24 at 11:17 am to HogPharmer
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Man, I bet you were just tickled at yourself typing this one out.
Dude tries harder than 99 percent of this board.
Still waiting for an actual funny OP.
Posted on 3/26/24 at 12:08 pm to Atxgump
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So many bizarre visions & colors. The weirdest & most wonderful hallucination was an evening in a hot tub with paige spiranac.
Next one was during the postgame presser after the yale loss, a stage hypnotist appeared and had bruce cluck like a chicken while laying an egg on a piece of yella wood, at least it seemed to be an egg.
Last time i get sushi in lee county.
frickin' gross.
Posted on 3/26/24 at 1:14 pm to Atxgump
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Just woke up from a drug-induced coma
I'll catch you up to speed.
Texas A&M still hasn't won anything that matters since 1939.
Next year is their year though..
Missouri claims to be in the SEC, but the basketball standings show them with zero wins.. the math doesn't add up.
Arkansas continues to make fun of Texas A&M as their most recent championship was 55 years after World War 2 started.
Tennessee rounds out this bottom of the barrel group of teams who haven't won anything of significance since 2000. They do believe Nico is their next Tee Martin though. They are also real bent out of shape that the more popular UT is joining the conference this summer.
As for the rest of us.. we mostly suck, but at least we aren't those 4 teams.
Posted on 3/26/24 at 1:28 pm to Atxgump
Unfortunately it didn't finish the job
Posted on 3/26/24 at 1:29 pm to BigBro
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Texas A&M still hasn't won anything that matters since 1939.
Next year is their year though..
I think this year is our year for baseball.
And yeah, we're going to kick arse in football next season.
Posted on 3/26/24 at 1:30 pm to FootballFrenzy
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I think this year is our year for baseball.
And yeah, we're going to kick arse in football next season.
Yea you're an idiot
Posted on 3/26/24 at 1:34 pm to ShulaJumboPackage
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Yea you're an idiot
Nope, just optimistic.
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