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Another SEC haiku
Posted on 2/23/24 at 9:23 pm
Posted on 2/23/24 at 9:23 pm
I call this one “Missouri”
Endless woes they face,
Coaches vanish without trace.
SEC ignores.
Endless woes they face,
Coaches vanish without trace.
SEC ignores.
Posted on 2/24/24 at 9:50 am to Monty Brewster
UT baseball vs LSU in Omaha
Tony V
Can’t win the big game
Against Jay
Tony V
Can’t win the big game
Against Jay
Posted on 2/24/24 at 9:56 am to Monty Brewster
An ode to SEC baseball:
SEC baseball
800 pound gorilla
Chainsaw for penis
SEC baseball
800 pound gorilla
Chainsaw for penis
Posted on 2/24/24 at 9:59 am to BZ504
quote:
Tony V
Can’t win the big game
Against Jay
Is five syllables
Next line seven syllables
Last five syllables
Posted on 2/24/24 at 10:01 am to BZ504
quote:
Tony V Can’t win the big game Against Jay
The haiku is a Japanese poetic form that consists of three lines, with five syllables in the first line, seven in the second, and five in the third. The haiku developed from the hokku, the opening three lines of a longer poem known as a tanka.
3
6
3
If you wish to join
At least know the rules to play
Otherwise you will look dumb
Posted on 2/24/24 at 10:04 am to Monty Brewster
Oh look here it is
A new yet dull thought from OP
Miles of dicks he sucks
A new yet dull thought from OP
Miles of dicks he sucks
Posted on 2/24/24 at 10:05 am to Arkapigdiesel
I call this one “Alabama”
Crimson reign now fades.
Saban’s legacy in shade.
Trailer parks degrade.
Crimson reign now fades.
Saban’s legacy in shade.
Trailer parks degrade.
Posted on 2/24/24 at 7:08 pm to JamesVinson
quote:
JamesVinson
quote:
Oh look here it is
A new yet dull thought from OP
Miles of dicks he sucks
That’s not a haiku.
On line two, count to seven
Alabama fans.
This post was edited on 2/24/24 at 7:10 pm
Posted on 2/26/24 at 11:21 pm to Monty Brewster
A reminiscence
of my sweet adolescence
Time to hang it up
Varsity Drive-In
Admiring the coeds
Cruising through Athens
Clemson fried chicken
Deviled eggs for the Rebels
Beers at Ross Crane House
Between the Hedges
Gridiron vitality
Erk’s boys on the tracks
Dooley’s Junkyard Dawgs
James Brown could really belt it
It’s 10 to 9 in Texas
Munson’s metal chair
Broke clean off in the press box
Gator Bowl turned red
Atlanta’s Gold Flats
Orange on the Plains in Fall
Conquered battlefields
Childhood memories
Sold for national glory
The Chapel Bell tolls [for me]
of my sweet adolescence
Time to hang it up
Varsity Drive-In
Admiring the coeds
Cruising through Athens
Clemson fried chicken
Deviled eggs for the Rebels
Beers at Ross Crane House
Between the Hedges
Gridiron vitality
Erk’s boys on the tracks
Dooley’s Junkyard Dawgs
James Brown could really belt it
It’s 10 to 9 in Texas
Munson’s metal chair
Broke clean off in the press box
Gator Bowl turned red
Atlanta’s Gold Flats
Orange on the Plains in Fall
Conquered battlefields
Childhood memories
Sold for national glory
The Chapel Bell tolls [for me]
Posted on 2/27/24 at 12:07 am to Monty Brewster
The caw has exposed
The U-A-A yet again
FIRE EVERYONE!
The U-A-A yet again
FIRE EVERYONE!
Posted on 2/27/24 at 4:39 am to JamesVinson
quote:
Oh look here it is - 5
A new yet dull thought from OP - 8
Miles of dicks he sucks - 5
Haiku format five
Then seven followed by five
Dick distract you too
Posted on 2/27/24 at 4:49 am to Monty Brewster
Summer of George is banned
Dumbass alters taking over the rant
Bring back OmegaMan
Dumbass alters taking over the rant
Bring back OmegaMan
Posted on 2/27/24 at 1:25 pm to BZ504
quote:
Tony V
Can’t win the big game
Against Jay
That's not a haiku
It's not that complicated
You are a dumbass
Posted on 2/27/24 at 1:43 pm to Monty Brewster
Arky has the ghey
Talk about squeal like a pig
Butt-hole pig suey
Talk about squeal like a pig
Butt-hole pig suey
Posted on 2/27/24 at 1:49 pm to Lizardman2
quote:
Arky has the ghey
Talk about squeal like a pig
Butt-hole pig suey
Hog basketball team
They are an embarrassment
Pio gay for them
Posted on 2/27/24 at 1:54 pm to Monty Brewster
I hate poetry.
Haikus are really stupid.
This trend should die now.
Haikus are really stupid.
This trend should die now.
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