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Tommy Moffitt Interview On Texags - LMFAO!
Posted on 1/31/24 at 5:55 pm
Posted on 1/31/24 at 5:55 pm
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Well, I tell ya what, since them LSU folks decided to let ol' Tommy Moffitt go, I been thinkin' how I might miss them crawfish boils but sure won't miss Coach Brian Kelly's attempt at dancin'. Lord have mercy, watchin' him try to grind with them recruits was like watchin' a gator try to do ballet – just ain't natural! And LSU, bless their hearts, they're pinchin' pennies so hard, you'd think they're tryin' to squeeze a dollar out of a dime. Reminds me of the time I had to put them boys' names on my door for a little discipline – heck, maybe I shoulda put Brian's name up there too, teach him a step or two! But hey, now I'm with the Texas Aggies, where the steaks are as big as our wins gonna be. Watch out, Brian, Tommy's comin' for ya, and this time, it's personal! Geaux Aggies!
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Posted on 1/31/24 at 5:57 pm to ColoradoElkHerd
Is this one of those cringe Yell Leader "jokes"?
Posted on 1/31/24 at 6:16 pm to ColoradoElkHerd
I'm terrified. Moffitt is the only S&C coach in the country (maybe the world!) who knows how to properly train young athletes. I would say he should write a book, but who wants the secret out for everyone to see?
I'm expecting a rolling maroon ball of thick forearms, striated glutes and butcher knives lining up against our poor Longhorns who only lift if the music is right and run only when the weather allows. Doomed.
I'm expecting a rolling maroon ball of thick forearms, striated glutes and butcher knives lining up against our poor Longhorns who only lift if the music is right and run only when the weather allows. Doomed.
Posted on 1/31/24 at 6:18 pm to ColoradoElkHerd
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now I'm with the Texas Aggies, where the steaks are as big as our wins gonna be
Nothing like some monster 7-8 ounce t-bones
Posted on 1/31/24 at 6:22 pm to ColoradoElkHerd
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sure won't miss Coach Brian Kelly's attempt at dancin'. Lord have mercy, watchin' him try to grind with them recruits was like watchin' a gator try to do ballet – just ain't natural!
quote:Confirms what we've all known. Kelly is weird and LSU is broke.
And LSU, bless their hearts, they're pinchin' pennies so hard, you'd think they're tryin' to squeeze a dollar out of a dime
Posted on 1/31/24 at 6:25 pm to ColoradoElkHerd
Tommy moffett talks in the third person?
Posted on 1/31/24 at 6:35 pm to ColoradoElkHerd
Have fun with this because this is the only positive happening with A&M currently
Posted on 1/31/24 at 7:18 pm to ColoradoElkHerd
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I'm with the Texas Aggies
He’s protecting himself from the continuous sure failure of the team. I’m with the aggies is a big difference from I’m an aggy.
Posted on 1/31/24 at 7:24 pm to ColoradoElkHerd
Sounds like he’s butt hurt he wasn’t retained. LMFAO at Coach Moffitt
Posted on 1/31/24 at 7:25 pm to ColoradoElkHerd
Time to get Grandpa back to the nursing home. He snuck out.
Posted on 1/31/24 at 7:27 pm to ColoradoElkHerd
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ColoradoElkHerd
Posted on 1/31/24 at 7:31 pm to ColoradoElkHerd
If Moffitt said that then I’m confident in he’s past his prime
Posted on 1/31/24 at 7:34 pm to ColoradoElkHerd
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now I'm with the Texas Aggies, where the steaks are as big as our wins gonna be
Posted on 1/31/24 at 7:34 pm to ColoradoElkHerd
Texags post that was edited
You just quoted a post that even Texags posters are calling cringeworthy.
Do you post as Maroon Flash on TexAgs?
You just quoted a post that even Texags posters are calling cringeworthy.
Do you post as Maroon Flash on TexAgs?
Posted on 1/31/24 at 7:42 pm to ColoradoElkHerd
This is some boomer level cringe. People who think shite like this is funny still watch their old Ray Stevens VHS tapes and share minion memes on facebook
Posted on 1/31/24 at 8:13 pm to ColoradoElkHerd
He's trying hard to ruin his legacy at LSU.
Don't be like Coach O, Tommy.
Don't be like Coach O, Tommy.
Posted on 1/31/24 at 8:25 pm to ColoradoElkHerd
Posted on 1/31/24 at 8:41 pm to ColoradoElkHerd
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But hey, now I'm with the Texas Aggies, where the steaks are as big as our wins gonna be.
The gayest lie ever told.
Posted on 1/31/24 at 9:11 pm to ColoradoElkHerd
Why is this written like it's a quote from Sam Elliott?
Posted on 1/31/24 at 9:17 pm to ColoradoElkHerd
Fake news posted as a direct quote. Cringe.
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