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Elko’s cult initiation (I mean press conference)

Posted on 11/27/23 at 4:53 pm
Posted by tigerskin
Member since Nov 2004
43153 posts
Posted on 11/27/23 at 4:53 pm
Yes it’s weird

LINK
Posted by Errerrerrwere
Member since Aug 2015
39016 posts
Posted on 11/27/23 at 4:54 pm to
Jesus H Christ they can't get out of their own way
Posted by mwlewis
JeffCo
Member since Nov 2010
21503 posts
Posted on 11/27/23 at 4:54 pm to
A&M is weird but we already knew that.
Posted by CharlotteSooner
Member since Mar 2016
12954 posts
Posted on 11/27/23 at 4:54 pm to
I'd love to throw a lit string of lady fingers right in the middle of that shitshow.
Posted by TexasOnTop
Member since Nov 2023
5305 posts
Posted on 11/27/23 at 4:55 pm to
You gotta feel bad for the 80 year old Aggie fans. Never got to see them win a chip
Posted by scott8811
Ratchet City, LA
Member since Oct 2014
12407 posts
Posted on 11/27/23 at 4:57 pm to
Mike.....blink twice if you're in trouble
Posted by Monsusta
#1 Rant User 2023-24
Member since Oct 2023
2824 posts
Posted on 11/27/23 at 4:57 pm to
quote:

Elko’s cult initiation


You forget he already coached there.

So he already has the butt tattoo.
Posted by CarolinaGamecock99
Member since Apr 2015
23694 posts
Posted on 11/27/23 at 4:58 pm to
I would kill to hear Elko’s inner dialogue during that moment
Posted by Lucado
Member since Nov 2023
3497 posts
Posted on 11/27/23 at 5:00 pm to
quote:

I would kill to hear Elko’s inner dialogue during that moment


"Just remember, you're doing this for your wife and kids."
Posted by CharlotteSooner
Member since Mar 2016
12954 posts
Posted on 11/27/23 at 5:00 pm to
Look at the tallest geezer, center frame, swaying hither and yonder.

Contemplate everything he's seen in his life, except a championship.

Yet he returns every season, like a swallow back to Capistrano.
This post was edited on 11/27/23 at 5:01 pm
Posted by Errerrerrwere
Member since Aug 2015
39016 posts
Posted on 11/27/23 at 5:00 pm to
quote:

I would kill to hear Elko’s inner dialogue during that moment


"Six million nine hundred ninety eight thousand...six million nine hundred ninety nine thousand...seven million...whew.

Glad that's over. Where's the brisket?"
Posted by lsufball19
Franklin, TN
Member since Sep 2008
68814 posts
Posted on 11/27/23 at 5:01 pm to
He knew what he was getting into before taking that job.
Posted by tndawg
Nashville Tn
Member since Nov 2014
607 posts
Posted on 11/27/23 at 5:03 pm to
quote:

I would kill to hear Elko’s inner dialogue during that moment


Posted by PeleofAnalytics
Member since Jun 2021
4057 posts
Posted on 11/27/23 at 5:04 pm to
Posted by Righteous Dude
Member since Oct 2017
1465 posts
Posted on 11/27/23 at 5:04 pm to
quote:

Mike.....blink twice if you're in trouble



Posted by ronricks
Member since Mar 2021
9847 posts
Posted on 11/27/23 at 5:05 pm to
Not sure if Elko is Homosexual enough for the Aggies.
Posted by Errerrerrwere
Member since Aug 2015
39016 posts
Posted on 11/27/23 at 5:05 pm to
About 100 millionaires and one whore.
Posted by Errerrerrwere
Member since Aug 2015
39016 posts
Posted on 11/27/23 at 5:29 pm to
Bump cuz it's weird
Posted by StopRobot
Mobile, AL
Member since May 2013
15680 posts
Posted on 11/27/23 at 5:37 pm to
College Station or Nuremberg?
Posted by Errerrerrwere
Member since Aug 2015
39016 posts
Posted on 11/27/23 at 5:38 pm to
Chernobyl
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