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You know your coach is fat when his neck and head have the same circumference

Posted on 11/16/23 at 11:35 am
Posted by Tasty Thrill
Member since Oct 2023
809 posts
Posted on 11/16/23 at 11:35 am




Posted by MayorMkcheezou
Missouri
Member since Nov 2023
150 posts
Posted on 11/16/23 at 11:37 am to
I don’t think coach size is your best plan of attack
Posted by Faurot fodder
Member since Jul 2019
2394 posts
Posted on 11/16/23 at 11:37 am to
It's almost as if you like getting your arse handed to you around here.
Posted by meansonny
ATL
Member since Sep 2012
25753 posts
Posted on 11/16/23 at 11:38 am to
Posted by Tasty Thrill
Member since Oct 2023
809 posts
Posted on 11/16/23 at 11:38 am to
quote:

It's almost as if you like getting your arse handed to you around here.


Go pimp your 12 year old like your weirdo coach.
Posted by bamabaseballsec
Member since Dec 2020
1385 posts
Posted on 11/16/23 at 11:39 am to
Probably a troll. While fat and stupid no tenner fan would seriously leave themselves this open for abuse
This post was edited on 11/16/23 at 11:50 am
Posted by Daigeaux
Mountains of East Tennessee
Member since Jul 2005
5965 posts
Posted on 11/16/23 at 12:00 pm to
Why? They do it all the time…
Posted by olgoi khorkhoi
priapism survivor
Member since May 2011
14889 posts
Posted on 11/16/23 at 12:09 pm to
I think that turtleneck undershirt created a volcano effect but instead of lava, his neck erupted with adipose tissue.
Posted by Drydock
Osage County
Member since Oct 2013
6756 posts
Posted on 11/16/23 at 12:09 pm to
Have you seen how that job is aging Chumlee?

Posted by rebeloke
Member since Nov 2012
16140 posts
Posted on 11/16/23 at 12:10 pm to
Fat neck vs no neck
Posted by VolSquatch
First Coast
Member since Sep 2023
2111 posts
Posted on 11/16/23 at 12:11 pm to
quote:

I don’t think coach size is your best plan of attack



Posted by SasquatchDawg
Seattle, WA, USA
Member since Dec 2017
40 posts
Posted on 11/16/23 at 12:12 pm to
quote:

Probably a troll. While fat and stupid no tenner fan would seriously leave themselves this open for abuse

This is the team with "Opportunity Is Nowhere" painted on the door leading out to the field so that their players are reminded. They celebrated by having their own University-branded 55-gallon trashcan on the sideline. They are butt chuggers who are unaware of the existence of asparagus.
Posted by Robot Santa
Member since Oct 2009
44400 posts
Posted on 11/16/23 at 12:13 pm to
quote:

I don’t think coach size is your best plan of attack


Why does Heupel, the largest coach, not simply eat the other 13?
This post was edited on 11/16/23 at 12:15 pm
Posted by dallasga6
Scrap Metal Magnate...
Member since Mar 2009
25673 posts
Posted on 11/16/23 at 12:14 pm to
I knew it'd take that whiskey frick a coupla days to show up and renig on his self ban... POS
Posted by VolSquatch
First Coast
Member since Sep 2023
2111 posts
Posted on 11/16/23 at 12:14 pm to
quote:

SasquatchDawg


quote:

VolSquatch


I knew this day would come
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
119428 posts
Posted on 11/16/23 at 12:18 pm to
This is a lot of threads and posts from a self imposed banned poster.
Posted by dallasga6
Scrap Metal Magnate...
Member since Mar 2009
25673 posts
Posted on 11/16/23 at 1:19 pm to
Will utjr be the best 4 loss team in the nation next Tuesdays CFP ranking??
Posted by Tasty Thrill
Member since Oct 2023
809 posts
Posted on 11/16/23 at 1:24 pm to
quote:

This is a lot of threads and posts from a self imposed banned poster.
That's on him.

Have you ever made a sports post, or did you get a million posts chasing phantom alters?
Posted by teamjackson
Headspace, LLC
Member since Nov 2012
4616 posts
Posted on 11/16/23 at 1:30 pm to
Are you enjoying others calling out your bullshite alter, Whiskey?

"ShUt Up CuYlEr!!!!""

Take those white Oakleys off the back of your neck and calm down, junior.

ETA:

Here's Whiskey, SavageOrangeJug, Pasty Thrill, etc etc

This post was edited on 11/16/23 at 1:34 pm
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
119428 posts
Posted on 11/16/23 at 3:07 pm to
Alters without honor
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