Any poets out there? I'm stuck.

Don’t quit your day job

 
Do you even iambic pentameter, bro?

quote:

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Hoping for the March Muss
Settling for Dan Enos

But really wanting native Gus
Not Pittman's tits and jowls

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Sounds like a really stupid fast wanna-be rap country song to me.

An Ode to myself


Bfanlc here
Bfanlc is awesome
Bfanlc out

Make the SEC B12 stahp please baby Jesus

An Ode to Arky

Fayetteville, where fans fuss
Waiting on the short bus
Grieving over lost Tusk
And Omaha pop fouls

Hoping for the March Muss
Settling for Dan Enos
But really wanting native Gus
Not Pittman's tits and jowls

... and if, by chance with Petrino you'll ride
best you wear chaps as thick as Hoghide
to protect thy tender bum,
for your wives and girlfriends Bobby has come!

Here you go:

There once was a school named Missouri,
Who's kids mixed up shite in a slurry.
To smear in the stall,
Like crude Nazi scrawl,
So they could trot the hoax out in a fury.

quote:

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An Ode to Arky Fayetteville, where fans fuss Waiting on the short bus Grieving over lost Tusk And Omaha pop fouls Hoping for the March Muss Settling for Dan Enos But really wanting native Gus Not Pittman's tits and jowls

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Mizzou infatuation

With Arkansas’s situation

Is quite queer when we’re informed

It’s us who feel scorned

By the worst program in SEC nation.





Oh well…..hope this helps

This is sad and weird, even for the rant.

poop swazi