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uaslick

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Favorite team:	Alabama
Location:	Tuscaloosa
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Number of Posts:	1200
Registered on:	5/12/2011
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re: The government’s keeping track of what people get stuck in their butts —

Posted by uaslick on 12/26/25 at 3:01 pm to Red Stick Tigress

I want to meet the girl who can suck a lightbulb into her butt.

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The government’s keeping track of what people get stuck in their butts —

Posted by uaslick on 12/26/25 at 2:33 pm

Aggie board?

https://nypost.com/2025/12/26/health/the-worst-things-people-got-stuck-in-their-butts-last-year/

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In addition to numerous sex toys — including a 24-inch-long dildo — the highlights include:
Nails
Screws and nails
Baseball (Reason given: “to see what it felt like.”)
Uncooked pasta
Egg
Dog chew toy
Dryer sheet
Sandal
Door knob
Marbles
Eyeglasses
Rock
Beard clippers wrapped in plastic (Reason given: “was feeling constipated for two days,”)
Turkey baster
Plastic cleanser bottle full of liquid
Shampoo bottle (Reason given: “slipped in the shower.”)
Shampoo bottle (Reason given: “was bored.”)
Lubricant bottle
Enema bottle
Aerosol can
Dental pick
Wine stopper
Corn cob holder
Highlighter
Invisible marker
Two pencils
Magic wand toy
7-inch dildo and pliers (used to try to remove dildo)
Broken piece of butt plug and tweezers (used to try to remove butt plug piece)
Film canister
Battery-powered light
Flashlight
Plastic coat hanger with outside of hanger cut off so he could drive to ER
Penny
Light bulb, glass side first (The bulb “got sucked up” due to “suction effect.”)
Vape pen
Corncob-style pipe
Rubber gasket
Piece of nose hair trimmer
Rectangular travel toothbrush
Baton
Hair tie

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re: Not the Bee - Fed judge blocks RFK from banning artificial dyes in food

Posted by uaslick on 12/26/25 at 2:17 pm to CAD703X

Good. I just bought stock in a company that has developed a non-nutritive cereal varnish.

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re: Odell is having a hard time living on $20 million per year. It's a struggle !!

Posted by uaslick on 12/26/25 at 1:52 pm to Harry Rex Vonner

Entourages is too high!

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re: Whittingham to Michigan

Posted by uaslick on 12/26/25 at 1:50 pm to Lexis Dad

I notice Michigan never has any wins vacated after they get into trouble.

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re: Whittingham to Michigan

Posted by uaslick on 12/26/25 at 1:49 pm to VFL67

quote:
It will bring stability for Alabama.

FIFY

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Passenger explodes at Alaska Airlines staff for refusing to let her cram 2 cats under seat

Posted by uaslick on 12/24/25 at 10:30 pm

https://nypost.com/2025/12/24/us-news/passenger-explodes-at-alaska-airlines-staff-for-refusing-to-let-her-cram-2-cats-under-her-seat/

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Her Christmas claws are out! A holiday traveler dubbed “Two Cats Karen” was filmed blowing up at Alaska Airlines workers in Las Vegas who wouldn’t let her cram a pair of felines under her seat — as she shouted, “Why are you ruining Christmas?!” Alexandra Compton was trying to fly home to Portland, Oregon Sunday when an agent explained there wasn’t enough room for both of her cats in the same carrier, sending her into an angry rant.