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another bad experience in oxford part 1
Posted on 11/23/22 at 4:10 pm
Posted on 11/23/22 at 4:10 pm
i dont no if yall no me but i been here a long time so for egg bowl week i figure i come by and tell why i dont like tsun if yall no me theres lotta times were scary stuff happen to me there so i swore off that place after last trip with bar tender meat holes but work tell me i gotta go back so i do
now dont get me wrong its nice place but lotta people theres not nice if ur not in pfgs and stuff but othern that there some good there but all there restraunts highern shite plus dress codes and my nice clothes back home so after long days work i hit chilis happy hr cause family atmosphere plus inclusive pricing
after while at the bar i seen a thick come in sit cross the bar a lone and right away i seen her eyes she want the dick so i ask her name and see if she wanna drink with me
my instincts correct
she say her names holly from oxford she single 42 1 kid and yes she gonna drink with me to
so we share are stories and hit it off we got a lot in commons we both like tripple dippers and queso with the meat so few hours and el ninos later she ask see if i wanna go back her place and finish queso with the ground beefs so i accept cause its really good
when we back at her place we get in bed watchin her favorite movie 300 while finishin the quesos with meat she ask if i liker i say yes so she start grabbin on me sayin she dont usually do this but really like me back and she want it
now being from greenville i done layed more pipe round oxford then t&t plumbin company but when i seen her strip i start to question my life decisions and start wonderin if there been more then normal farmers and fabricaters come before me cause when during strip teases i seen play boy bunny prison tatoo on titty look like buster from arthur plus only god can judge me over the pussy so instincts tell me she been up in all sorts of thottry
she say it her time of the month but i don’t care cause 3 el ninos so i start clappin from back but notice the smell gettin to much to take
she rode on
each claps was waftin 10 mph wind gusts of garbage juice smell up so i switch angle to see if it go away but it dont but i still hit cause just raised polite like that
its dark so to not offender i put covid mask on since she facin away but she look back at it mid clap and seen the mask and turn on the lights all offended
say she dont stink and i gotta little dick sayin i better get my little junior whopper up out her house before her husband get home so i grab my shite
hurryin out the room i seen yellow lights cut cross the blinds and hear a mild tune seven three with straits pull up in the yard
this all the time i got right now i gotta weldin class i gotta teach but imma tell the rest later
frick u oxford and frick u holly ur pussy stink
now dont get me wrong its nice place but lotta people theres not nice if ur not in pfgs and stuff but othern that there some good there but all there restraunts highern shite plus dress codes and my nice clothes back home so after long days work i hit chilis happy hr cause family atmosphere plus inclusive pricing
after while at the bar i seen a thick come in sit cross the bar a lone and right away i seen her eyes she want the dick so i ask her name and see if she wanna drink with me
my instincts correct
she say her names holly from oxford she single 42 1 kid and yes she gonna drink with me to
so we share are stories and hit it off we got a lot in commons we both like tripple dippers and queso with the meat so few hours and el ninos later she ask see if i wanna go back her place and finish queso with the ground beefs so i accept cause its really good
when we back at her place we get in bed watchin her favorite movie 300 while finishin the quesos with meat she ask if i liker i say yes so she start grabbin on me sayin she dont usually do this but really like me back and she want it
now being from greenville i done layed more pipe round oxford then t&t plumbin company but when i seen her strip i start to question my life decisions and start wonderin if there been more then normal farmers and fabricaters come before me cause when during strip teases i seen play boy bunny prison tatoo on titty look like buster from arthur plus only god can judge me over the pussy so instincts tell me she been up in all sorts of thottry
she say it her time of the month but i don’t care cause 3 el ninos so i start clappin from back but notice the smell gettin to much to take
she rode on
each claps was waftin 10 mph wind gusts of garbage juice smell up so i switch angle to see if it go away but it dont but i still hit cause just raised polite like that
its dark so to not offender i put covid mask on since she facin away but she look back at it mid clap and seen the mask and turn on the lights all offended
say she dont stink and i gotta little dick sayin i better get my little junior whopper up out her house before her husband get home so i grab my shite
hurryin out the room i seen yellow lights cut cross the blinds and hear a mild tune seven three with straits pull up in the yard
this all the time i got right now i gotta weldin class i gotta teach but imma tell the rest later
frick u oxford and frick u holly ur pussy stink
This post was edited on 11/23/22 at 4:15 pm
Posted on 11/23/22 at 4:13 pm to MercerBears
In!

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each claps was waftin 10 mph wind gusts of garbage juice smell up so i switch angle to see if it go away but it dont but i still hit cause just raised polite like that

This post was edited on 11/23/22 at 4:18 pm
Posted on 11/23/22 at 4:13 pm to MercerBears
frick yeah new MercerBears just dropped
Posted on 11/23/22 at 4:18 pm to MercerBears
Posted on 11/23/22 at 4:24 pm to MercerBears
Oxford bad experience last week end again

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she been gettin four arm dick. never goin back to oxford

Posted on 11/23/22 at 4:26 pm to MercerBears
What the hell is this crap? Is this supposed to be funny or entertaining?
Posted on 11/23/22 at 4:27 pm to MercerBears

MercerBears sitting down at his computer to write another banger of a post.
Posted on 11/23/22 at 4:28 pm to MercerBears
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after while at the bar i seen a thick come in sit cross the bar a lone and right away i seen her eyes she want the dick so i ask her name and see if she wanna drink with me
I’m 50 and this just made my holiday season a joyful one!!!
Posted on 11/23/22 at 4:29 pm to dawgM2
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Are you new?
Yes. But am I supposed to geek out but someone made an account to post made up retarded shite?
Posted on 11/23/22 at 4:30 pm to MercerBears
What in the hell is this?
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