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If Ole Miss were a female
Posted on 11/23/22 at 11:50 am
Posted on 11/23/22 at 11:50 am
she would live alone with 9 cats.
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Posted on 11/23/22 at 11:50 am to Auburn80
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Of Ole Miss were a female
Auburn grad?
Posted on 11/23/22 at 11:51 am to Auburn80
Response thread. Why are our fans melting so badly?!?!
Posted on 11/23/22 at 11:52 am to Auburn80
So you are saying that Ol Piss smells like a bunch of pussies?
Posted on 11/23/22 at 11:53 am to fr33manator
We need a poem about it
Posted on 11/23/22 at 11:53 am to Auburn80
Real knee slapper here. This is why I'm on tRant
Posted on 11/23/22 at 11:54 am to DMagic
Agreed we shouldn't be posting stuff like this... for whatever reason the Kiffin to Auburn narrative has made half the fanbases on the rant melt...
Georgia fans melting... "he's a bad head coach" when they hired Kirby, who was a coordinator
Alabama fans melting "no way he goes there, he'll hold out for us"
Ole Miss fans melting straight through the stages of grief
I've never seen other fanbases so concerned over our coach. Our rivals are warning us how bad Kiffen is out of the goodness of their hearts... it's a real Hallmark moment
Georgia fans melting... "he's a bad head coach" when they hired Kirby, who was a coordinator
Alabama fans melting "no way he goes there, he'll hold out for us"
Ole Miss fans melting straight through the stages of grief
I've never seen other fanbases so concerned over our coach. Our rivals are warning us how bad Kiffen is out of the goodness of their hearts... it's a real Hallmark moment
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Posted on 11/23/22 at 11:54 am to Auburn80
Response thread
Sad!
Sad!
Posted on 11/23/22 at 11:55 am to Auburn80
Ole Miss would be the ex-sorority girl who finds out her lawyer husband is dicking down his paralegal, and responds by trying to blow her yoga instructor, but ends up just breaking down and sobbing while she is on her knees with a dick in her face.
Posted on 11/23/22 at 11:56 am to Auburn80
I think of her as a female
Attractive in her sundress and easy to get out of sundress with some cheap booze.
Attractive in her sundress and easy to get out of sundress with some cheap booze.
Posted on 11/23/22 at 11:57 am to DMagic
I actually genuinely feel bad for the Rebs, it blows to watch your guy wind up against you in the same division.
They deserve a better fate.
They deserve a better fate.
Posted on 11/23/22 at 11:58 am to DMagic
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Why are our fans melting so badly?!?!
It's the melting time of year for many fanbases.
Posted on 11/23/22 at 11:58 am to ALhunter
Personally couldn’t give a shite where he goes. Never won a damn thing
Posted on 11/23/22 at 11:59 am to Auburn80
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Posted byMessageAuburn80If Ole Miss were a female
but would she suck that Tiger Dick though???
Posted on 11/23/22 at 12:02 pm to Auburn80
Naw OM is the basic white suburb girl who is moderately attractive with upper middle class family but thinks she is super hot and rich, has daddy issues and spreads her legs for anyone who is halfway decent that gives her attention. Every man that dates her is just rebounding from an awful relationship and leaves her when it’s no longer fun to frick her
Posted on 11/23/22 at 12:09 pm to Auburn80
Ole miss is in fact female. They are all extremely concerned with the trappings of status. From the way they dress to how everything is viewed through the lens of “will this bring attention to us” or “will this make us look good”. They are the only fan base that will say, “I watched such and such and it was like an hour long commercial about us!!!” with maximum earnestness. Like the mid white woman on tik tok, they feel a type a pain whenever they have to go five minutes without something being about them. It is all such a very feminine mindset.
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Posted on 11/23/22 at 12:10 pm to ALhunter
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Ole Miss fans melting straight through the stages of grief
Who is in grief? Ole Miss fans are pretty much apathetic to it - happens every year and we've grown tired of it.
Posted on 11/23/22 at 12:11 pm to Auburn80
Kiffin is an OT3
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