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We comin, Rebs. Prepare thy anus

Posted on 10/11/22 at 9:51 pm
Posted by TailbackU
ATL
Member since Oct 2005
11142 posts
Posted on 10/11/22 at 9:51 pm
Batten down the hatches…the Harstorm is blowing through Oxford on Saturday

Offense

QB rating: 113.17 (14th SEC, 114th nationally)

Passing offense: 218.8 YPG (11th, 97th)

Yards per pass attempt: 7.3 YPA (T-10th, T-78th)

Rushing offense: 148.17 YPG (10th, 75th)

Yards per rush attempt: 4.12 (13th, 76th)

Scoring offense: 20.3 PPG (14th, T-112th)

Total offense: 367.0 YPG (12th, 94th)

Points per play: 0.231 (14th, 120th)

Points per drive: 1.28 (14th, 116th)

Third-down conversions: 32.93% (14th, 112th)

Red-zone TD rate: 61.11% (10th, T-61st)

Explosive passing plays (30-plus yards): 9 (T-6th, T-42nd)

Explosive rushing plays (20-plus yards): 9 (T-7th, T-38th)

Sacks allowed: 13 (T-9th, T-78th)

Tackles for loss allowed: 36 (T-9th, T-94th)

Fumbles lost: 5 (T-7th, T-96th)

Defense

Total defense: 359.8 YPG (9th SEC, 56th nationally)

Opposing passer rating: 116.79 (6th, 28th)

Opposing completion percentage: 59.7% (10th, T-59th)

Passing yards: 196.0 YPG (8th, 32nd)

Rushing yards: 163.83 YPG (11th, T-92nd)

Yards per carry: 4.35 YPC (10th, T-91st)

Scoring defense: 25.0 PPG (10th, T-60th)

Points per play allowed: 0.382 (9th, 65th)

Points per drive allowed: 2.00 (7th, 47th)

Third-down conversions: 38.10% (10th, T-69th)

Red-zone TD rate: 66.67% (T-12th, T-91st)

Explosive passing plays allowed (30-plus yards): 5 (T-2nd, T-16th)

Explosive rushing plays allowed (20-plus yards): 9 (T-10th, T-92nd)

Sacks: 12 (T-7th, T-61st)

Tackles for loss: 30 (T-9th, T-83rd)

Interceptions: 1 (14th, T-123rd)

Recovered fumbles: 3 (T-9th, T-68th)
Posted by Anand0925
Texas
Member since May 2022
1127 posts
Posted on 10/11/22 at 9:53 pm to
quote:

We comin, Rebs. Prepare thy anus


Are you guys offering to kiss it?
Posted by TTsTowel
RIP Bow9den/Coastie
Member since Feb 2010
91654 posts
Posted on 10/11/22 at 9:54 pm to
Oh yeah, we comin’…

































…to get our shite collectively pushed in.
Posted by Leto II
Arrakis
Member since Dec 2018
21540 posts
Posted on 10/11/22 at 9:55 pm to
I didn’t realize it was THAT bad.
Thanks
Posted by Wolfhound45
Hanging with Chicken in Lurkistan
Member since Nov 2009
120000 posts
Posted on 10/11/22 at 10:00 pm to
quote:

TailbackU
Posted by MullenBoys
In the minds of Ole Miss fans
Member since Apr 2014
13673 posts
Posted on 10/11/22 at 10:03 pm to
Wow, that's pretty amazing.

Auburn has recruited well. Are there a ton of injuries? Does the QB suck? Is it all coaching? Wtf
Posted by memphisRebel
Memphis, TN
Member since Jan 2013
295 posts
Posted on 10/11/22 at 10:04 pm to
Quality post
Posted by Jenar Boy
Elsewhere
Member since Aug 2013
12579 posts
Posted on 10/11/22 at 10:05 pm to
quote:

Prepare thy anus

Very Aggy
Posted by KirbySmartass
Member since Jul 2020
1860 posts
Posted on 10/11/22 at 10:09 pm to
Both gay and delusional, that’s quite a combo.
Posted by TailbackU
ATL
Member since Oct 2005
11142 posts
Posted on 10/11/22 at 10:11 pm to
quote:

Auburn has recruited well. Are there a ton of injuries? Does the QB suck? Is it all coaching? Wtf


With a few exceptions we have very little talent or SEC depth, coupled with poor fundamentals, and piss poor scheme. We might have the worst offensive line in all of the Power 5 (not even hyperbole) and what’s worse they are all upper classmen.

Other than that, how was the play, Mrs Lincoln?
Posted by Goforit
Member since Apr 2019
4756 posts
Posted on 10/11/22 at 10:12 pm to
I think you have already cum and gone.
Posted by Poker Dough
Atlanta
Member since Jan 2018
8629 posts
Posted on 10/11/22 at 10:14 pm to
We comin

Posted by Landmass
Member since Jun 2013
18214 posts
Posted on 10/11/22 at 10:16 pm to
This is like something we would post when Luke was coach.
Posted by MullenBoys
In the minds of Ole Miss fans
Member since Apr 2014
13673 posts
Posted on 10/11/22 at 10:18 pm to
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Other than that, how was the play, Mrs Lincoln?




I have not watched any Auburn football this year. Seen everyone else multiple times. Seems like there is always something going on when you guys play.
Posted by Landmass
Member since Jun 2013
18214 posts
Posted on 10/11/22 at 10:19 pm to
I mean LSU spotted them 17 points and they still lost.
Posted by DownSouthJukin
Coaching Changes Board
Member since Jan 2014
27531 posts
Posted on 10/11/22 at 10:22 pm to
None of this matters. Auburn generally has Ole Miss’s number.

This post was edited on 10/11/22 at 10:26 pm
Posted by TailbackU
ATL
Member since Oct 2005
11142 posts
Posted on 10/11/22 at 10:34 pm to
quote:

We comin

totally

Our passing game

Posted by Saskwatch
Member since Feb 2016
16633 posts
Posted on 10/11/22 at 10:38 pm to
quote:

With a few exceptions we have very little talent or SEC depth, coupled with poor fundamentals, and piss poor scheme


Damn.... This sounds like some OM teams I've known and loved. Hang in there bud. You will always have a chance to frick up a Bama perfect season and that's something to look forward to
Posted by TailbackU
ATL
Member since Oct 2005
11142 posts
Posted on 10/11/22 at 10:45 pm to
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a chance to frick up a Bama perfect season

Posted by OBReb6
Memphissippi
Member since Jul 2010
37944 posts
Posted on 10/11/22 at 11:05 pm to
I’m sorry y’all are having to deal with such a shite show. Those numbers are quite impressively bad.

Auburn is the only West team I generally have no animosity for. I wish you no ill will and hope you get things righted.

Good luck going forward, please do not steal our coach.
This post was edited on 10/11/22 at 11:06 pm
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