Started By
Message

Marty Smith is such a joke

Posted on 3/11/22 at 1:23 pm
Posted by KingOfTheWorld
South of heaven, west of hell
Member since Oct 2018
5495 posts
Posted on 3/11/22 at 1:23 pm
Most female sideline reporters are better than him.

“What were thinking when you knocked down that three?”
“How do ‘feel’” right now?
“How can you translate that ‘emotion’ to the next game”

This post was edited on 3/11/22 at 1:25 pm
Posted by Mr Sausage
Cat Spring, Texas
Member since Oct 2011
12952 posts
Posted on 3/11/22 at 1:26 pm to
it just means more.
Posted by DirtyDawg
President of the East Cobb Snobs
Member since Aug 2013
15539 posts
Posted on 3/11/22 at 1:26 pm to
I can't get past his try hard Southern accent
Posted by Charlie Freak
Alabama
Member since Aug 2014
71 posts
Posted on 3/11/22 at 1:26 pm to
Not to mention that fake southern hick accent.
Posted by dchog
Pea ridge
Member since Nov 2012
21563 posts
Posted on 3/11/22 at 1:37 pm to
A face that only a mother can love.
Posted by UKWildcats
Lexington, KY
Member since Mar 2015
17344 posts
Posted on 3/11/22 at 1:38 pm to
That's how woke ESPN is. He's their token white Southerner, a transparent attempt to try to placate this entire region that ESPN has pissed off with their bullshite. Surprised Marty didn't ask the players whether they preferred cornbread or biscuits.
Posted by cas4t
Member since Jan 2010
70986 posts
Posted on 3/11/22 at 1:45 pm to
quote:

Most female sideline reporters are better than him.


What does this even mean? Honestly
Posted by tylerdurden24
Member since Sep 2009
46727 posts
Posted on 3/11/22 at 1:50 pm to
I always found pairing him and Ryan McGee to be ironic, seeing as McGee is from NC and went to Tennessee and naturally comes across as a pretty typical Southerner whereas Marty is from VA and went to Radford and embodies exactly what you’d think a quasi-Southern state like VA would think a Southerner might be
Posted by FayetteNAM
Boston Mountains
Member since Jun 2013
7226 posts
Posted on 3/11/22 at 2:11 pm to
Every time he does a piece it seems like he wants to be the replacement for Rinaldi.
Posted by Colonel Ingus
Houston
Member since Nov 2021
5385 posts
Posted on 3/11/22 at 2:16 pm to


Marty looks like a gay backup dancer from this FL-GA Line music video
Posted by La Place Mike
West Florida Republic
Member since Jan 2004
28907 posts
Posted on 3/11/22 at 2:46 pm to
He is better at football.
Posted by rb
Georgia
Member since Sep 2012
5633 posts
Posted on 3/11/22 at 2:52 pm to
It isn’t his accent that bothers me ( Mines waaay thicker) it’s the hair cream and skinny suits. Guys a fricking metro.
Posted by AlextheBodacious
Member since Oct 2020
1548 posts
Posted on 3/11/22 at 3:10 pm to
He’s Radford trash. Can’t do much with that.
first pageprev pagePage 1 of 1Next pagelast page
refresh

Back to top
logoFollow SECRant for SEC Football News
Follow us on Twitter and Facebook to get the latest updates on SEC Football and Recruiting.

FacebookTwitter