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Brian Kelly is a booger eater.

Posted on 10/1/23 at 10:23 am
Posted by Ag Zwin
Member since Mar 2016
23035 posts
Posted on 10/1/23 at 10:23 am
I just want to make sure this doesn’t get flushed because it was on the Score Board…

Posted by Old Sarge
Dean of Admissions, LSU
Member since Jan 2012
58128 posts
Posted on 10/1/23 at 10:29 am to
This needs the Bama coordinator eating his boogers too
Posted by Tridentds
Sugar Land
Member since Aug 2011
22371 posts
Posted on 10/1/23 at 10:30 am to
Yuk...

Is it bad if I say I would rather watch him dance and do the 2 finger eye thing move instead?
Posted by Warwick
Member since May 2022
1711 posts
Posted on 10/1/23 at 10:37 am to
quote:

This needs the Bama coordinator eating his boogers too



thats the head coach at texas
Posted by PineyWoodsHog
Texas
Member since Sep 2021
2332 posts
Posted on 10/1/23 at 10:58 am to
Les Miles ate grass. Kelly eats boogers. All while living in a state with arguably the best cuisine on the planet. Damn yankees!
Posted by ManBearSharkReb
Member since Dec 2018
4709 posts
Posted on 10/1/23 at 11:42 am to
Does LSU only go after coaches who are mentally handicapped?
Posted by genuineLSUtiger
Nashville
Member since Sep 2005
75866 posts
Posted on 10/1/23 at 11:59 am to
Our mentally handicapped coaches win nattys baby.
Posted by Streetcleaner
gas huffer, TX
Member since May 2023
521 posts
Posted on 10/1/23 at 12:02 pm to
quote:

All while living in a state with arguably the best cuisine on the planet.

Lmao Louisiana doesn’t even have Cook Out bro what are you on about
Posted by PharmacistReb
Oxford, MS
Member since Jan 2009
5390 posts
Posted on 10/1/23 at 12:05 pm to
Why does LSU always have the fricking weirdest human beings alive as their coaches?

If Les Miles, Ed Orgeron and Brian Kelly were alive at the turn of the 20th century, they’d absolutely be featured next to Tom Thumb and the Yak Woman at a PT Barnum venue.
Posted by EarlyCuyler3
Appalachia
Member since Nov 2017
27290 posts
Posted on 10/1/23 at 12:45 pm to
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Bama


A staple of all fine LSU threads.
Posted by Smokeys Howl
Member since Oct 2022
1985 posts
Posted on 10/1/23 at 1:15 pm to
I didnt see it. I see him acting suspicious, but no actual plopping into the mouth, ala Sark.
Posted by PerrillouxToTexas
Member since Sep 2022
7116 posts
Posted on 10/1/23 at 1:17 pm to
Exactly. Line judge's hat saved Kelley from being a confirmed booger eater.
Posted by Old Money
LSU
Member since Sep 2012
39721 posts
Posted on 10/1/23 at 1:18 pm to
You’re one of the most LSUsessed posters on here. It’s just weird at this point
Posted by lockthevaught
Member since Jan 2013
2599 posts
Posted on 10/1/23 at 1:30 pm to
Booger eater and a cock smoker.

Yall got yourselves a grade A skipper
Posted by tygerphan
Georgia
Member since Oct 2009
3591 posts
Posted on 10/1/23 at 1:35 pm to
That's a weird place to look for a defensive stop coach.
Posted by LSU82BILL
Fort Lauderdale, FL
Member since Sep 2006
10636 posts
Posted on 10/1/23 at 3:00 pm to
And your coach marries trashy women that cure their jungle fever getting pounded by ex-players of her husbands biggest rival.
Posted by AGGIES
Member since Jul 2021
8603 posts
Posted on 10/1/23 at 3:04 pm to
Well that’s just gross…
Posted by Ag Zwin
Member since Mar 2016
23035 posts
Posted on 10/1/23 at 3:22 pm to
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And your coach marries trashy women that cure their jungle fever getting pounded by ex-players of her husbands biggest rival.


Your coach was eating boogers on national TV while Mississippi was hanging half a hundred on your defense.

But, yeah, a skanky ex-wife is the embarrassing thing here.
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