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How will we score our first TD Saturday?
Posted on 9/3/26 at 10:30 pm
Posted on 9/3/26 at 10:30 pm
I predict:
Cobb Rushing TD
Cobb Rushing TD
This post was edited on 9/3/26 at 10:31 pm
Posted on 9/3/26 at 10:35 pm to i am dan
Pick Six to set the tone for Saturday? 
Posted on 9/3/26 at 10:41 pm to i am dan
By crossing the opponents goal line with the ball.
But in all seriousness I have no idea and am void of positive thinking until proven otherwise.
But in all seriousness I have no idea and am void of positive thinking until proven otherwise.
Posted on 9/4/26 at 8:38 am to i am dan
Pass to our college eligible TE for a TD
Posted on 9/4/26 at 8:45 am to i am dan
Pleasant Kick Return for TD at Kickoff. He had one against Baylor last year too!
Posted on 9/4/26 at 8:48 am to i am dan
We win the coin toss and opt to defer. 3 and out for the defense with 1 tfl and 2 sacks for -17 yards on Baylor's opening possession. Pleasant then returns the punt 83 yards for a TD. We kick and then X Atkins with a pick 6 to put us up 14-0 with 2:48 having ran off the clock.
Posted on 9/4/26 at 10:56 am to i am dan
Scoop n score by Walter Mathis Jr.
Posted on 9/4/26 at 11:29 am to VicTree
Will be a 20+ yard pass to Koger.
Posted on 9/4/26 at 4:48 pm to i am dan
Brown from about 9 yards out scrambles for the TD on a misdirection.
Posted on 9/4/26 at 5:00 pm to i am dan
Three yards and a cloud of “ground-up-little-bits-of-rubber” they use & embed on these newfangled artificial turf surfaces today
Posted on 9/4/26 at 5:11 pm to IAmNERD
That would be an insane punt or they had a great return on opening kickoff.
37 yrd pass to Koger
37 yrd pass to Koger
Posted on 9/4/26 at 5:23 pm to auzach91
One of our lawyers will sue for a FG near the end of the first quarter.
Posted on 9/4/26 at 6:30 pm to makersmark1
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One of our lawyers will sue for a FG near the end of the first quarter
…following a successful appeal, we’ll be awarded a court ordered injunction after the entirety of initial due process is exhausted prior to the traditional third quarter TV “media timeout” for continued litigation presentations &
arguments in seeking a final resolution to the contested circumstances.
As a result of vigorous objection by our defending counsel, subsequent arguments & testimony based entirely upon the merits of the facts and evidence presented, followed by a negotiated settlement via third party arbitration… we will be awarded with a subsequent 2 point “safety” deemed as reasonable consideration for injunctive relief midway through the 4th quarter
Posted on 9/4/26 at 7:05 pm to SupperClubDrunkBus
Has there been a “replay” malpractice suit?
Posted on 9/4/26 at 7:26 pm to makersmark1
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Has there been a “replay” malpractice suit?
To date?… none that I’m aware of.
However?
The way things are currently going, I’m figuring we’ll probably have at LEAST our first one?…two?…or maybe half a dozen or more such officially filed complaints in various, numerous, and sundry state district courts throughout our great land by the close of business hours come this Tuesday afternoon

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