re: Craziest Thing You Witnessed in College

I didn’t personally witness it, but my freshman roommate shot at cops during a drug raid in 2012 after me and our other roommate had kicked him out. Did a random roommate freshman year and all he did was play wow, smoke weed and work out. Failed out after his first year with a 0.0 and me and my other roommate obviously told him we weren’t gonna room with him and a couple years later I hear about a kid shooting at cops in the complex we used to live in. Look it up and it was our roommate. He’s now serving two 20 yr sentences for shooting at police all for less than an ounce of fricking pot.

Ivan Slavich was his name if you wanna read about the tool. His grandpa was actually a vital part of the Huey.

The other random roommate we had was a grandchild to the man who started orkin pest control. Worth literally billons. Still good friends with him and you’d never know he had a dime to his name. One of the nicest kids you could meet. Two polar opposites, obviously as my freshman roommates.

Watched a buddy get punked out by a couple of Lamda Chi's outside of Skybar in 2010 after the Clemson game.

Watched another buddy walk inside of the Lamda Chi house and beat the shite outta 2 or 3 Lamda Chi's in retaliation...

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Watched a Pike get kicked out of Bodega, knock the bottom off of a beer bottle, then take a bite

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In Bodega's closing days before it became Pieology, watched a guy steal a bottle of Jack out of the well. He made it to the back patio and almost made it out the gate before he was stopped by security, and then handcuffed by the convenient cop standing 10 feet away.

It was Bank Vault in name only. It was always Bodega

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@bowl - Duuuuude, I came here to talk about a guy I know stealing a tiger transit bus. Timeline seems right. It was a few years after we graduated and were back in town for the game. He hid out and left town before the cops could find him.

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I hope we're talking about the same dude, bc that would be awesome if he got away. I asked around about that for a while and never could find anybody who knew the guy or heard whether or not he got arrested

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I hope we're talking about the same dude, bc that would be awesome if he got away. I asked around about that for a while and never could find anybody who knew the guy or heard whether or not he got arrested

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Assuming it’s the same guy, he hid out until he could get a ride back to Atlanta and nothing ever came of it. He was out of his mind wasted at the time. I remember laughing my arse off when I met up with him directly after at a mutual friends place and heard the story. He was going through that “wtf did I just do” thought process.

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Rappelled off of Haley Center one night while a band was playing on Carter Lawn. Was with the skydiving club...took turns had lookouts posted on the 4th floor. This was back in the mid 80s

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That must be before they started locking the doors to the eagles nest. My sister was a campus tour guide so she had a keycard giving her access to the eagles nest and I remember that was part of her spiel when she took groups up there, that it used to be open to the public until there were a few too many shenanigans like that.

I may or may not have swiped her keycard once or twice to take a particularly wild tri delt up there

Yeah that’s right! So he took off to old row and hid out in a certain house that backs up to that complex basically. I think he said he wasn’t planning to steal the bus but got on and sat down in the drivers seat. Said something about taking it and people started cheering him on and he just drove.

Auburn cops could be such dicks. My sophmore year, I guess I was 20 at the time - went out to the Rodeo in mid april. Drank all day until about 4, got sunburnt, and caught a ride home with a friend. Fell asleep for until about 9 or 10. Drove over to some buddies who were juniors and both 21, and had never stopped drinking all day. They needed some booze and I drove them to the service station on Wire at the intersection of Shug Jordan. There were some cops in the parking lot, and I guess they figured they had an easy DUI in the making and followed us all the way back to my buddies apartment over by Momma Goldbergs. They turned on their lights following us into the parking lot. They asked if I had been drinking, and I told them no and said I would submit to the breathalizer. I of course was sober, which I think kind of pissed them off. They made my friends open up every can of the two cases they had just bought and pour out every ounce.

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We were at a house party in Northpointe and the cops were called. Very nice 5-0 just made us pour out the Whiskey/Vodka handles and beers.

Once they left, a patron walks out of a bedroom with 3 cases of Budlight and says “They were under the bed, suuucka! Now where were we?”

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