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Craziest Thing You Witnessed in College

Posted on 2/16/19 at 9:56 am
Posted by Aubie Spr96
lolwut?
Member since Dec 2009
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Posted on 2/16/19 at 9:56 am
The guy burning himself alive after robbing the Dollar General got me thinking.


My freshman year at Auburn, we were hanging out with some friends at Eagle’s West apartments. We were all hanging out drinking beer getting to walk down old fraternity row for a night out. Standing on the back deck, we watched a car enter the parking lot from the main road, come up the entrance towards the pool, then take the hard left and accelerate ramming through a bottom apartment. We were shocked to say the least.

We ran down to pull the driver out and see if anyone was in the apartment. The driver was dazed, but OK. No one was home in the apartment. The driver sat on the ground behind the car and waited for the cops. Turns out to be an ex-boyfriend trying to send some sort of message to the girlfriend who fortunately wasn’t home.

Hurricane Opal brought some strange events my senior year. We watched a oak tree fall in a buddy’s backyard as we are drinking from the keg.
Posted by TheSandman
AuburnUndercover
Member since Nov 2010
19409 posts
Posted on 2/16/19 at 10:01 am to
I almost assisted in lighting Moore Stadium in Opelika on fire with some buddies from college and I’m not giving and context there
Posted by Lee County Tiger
I Haz Sources
Member since Oct 2009
33354 posts
Posted on 2/16/19 at 10:08 am to
I saw Cam Newton answer a phone call with his helmet still on while on his scooter
Posted by StringedInstruments
Member since Oct 2013
18333 posts
Posted on 2/16/19 at 10:39 am to
First night in Auburn after moving there as a freshman, my buddies and I were driving around checking out the town. We stopped in a parking lot near campus (old C zone I believe) and got out to talk about something. Don't remember what.

A dude in his whitey tighties comes running up frantic and asking if we could drive him to Momma G's.

My friends are like "frick no" but he jumped into the car and begged, so I drove him there.

As soon as we got to the parking lot, he opened the door and jumped out with the car still rolling. He didn't go into Momma G's. He sprinted around it and ran up the road.
Posted by Marines4Auburn
Auburn Alum in South Florida
Member since Sep 2009
14926 posts
Posted on 2/16/19 at 10:46 am to
Checkers had 2 for 1 on cheesy bacon crunches, still can’t believe it.
Posted by plazadweller
South Georgia
Member since Jul 2011
11441 posts
Posted on 2/16/19 at 11:03 am to
Probably 2 entire fraternities fighting in the south end zone of Jordan Hare Stadium. It made headlines on ESPN
This post was edited on 2/16/19 at 11:04 am
Posted by Marines4Auburn
Auburn Alum in South Florida
Member since Sep 2009
14926 posts
Posted on 2/16/19 at 11:04 am to
Whoa I never heard about this. Googling now.
Posted by Lee County Tiger
I Haz Sources
Member since Oct 2009
33354 posts
Posted on 2/16/19 at 11:31 am to
quote:

Checkers had 2 for 1 on cheesy bacon crunches, still can’t believe it.


Freshman nowadays don't even know that that checker's existed
Posted by TheSandman
AuburnUndercover
Member since Nov 2010
19409 posts
Posted on 2/16/19 at 11:41 am to
Hospital Checkers >>>>> downtown Checkers


Ambulance doesn’t have to travel nearly as far
Posted by TTsTowel
RIP Bow9den/Coastie
Member since Feb 2010
91642 posts
Posted on 2/16/19 at 11:48 am to
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downtown Checkers
Place sucked.
Posted by weagle99
Member since Nov 2011
35893 posts
Posted on 2/16/19 at 2:00 pm to
Some guy drove his car into the fountain at the President’s mansion one night and then just wandered off. They found the car the next day but no driver

Also sat in the dorm room window and watched Hurricane Opel blow trees down outside.
This post was edited on 2/16/19 at 2:02 pm
Posted by Uncle Don
The Big House
Member since Jul 2018
4229 posts
Posted on 2/16/19 at 2:31 pm to
Watched a Tennessee chick spit her dip of Skoal out before she sucked my dick at the collegiate rodeo in Starkville once.
Posted by TheSandman
AuburnUndercover
Member since Nov 2010
19409 posts
Posted on 2/16/19 at 2:53 pm to
sir please take a seat we have a few questions for you
Posted by CaptainBrannigan
Good Ole Rocky Top Tennessee
Member since Jan 2010
21644 posts
Posted on 2/16/19 at 2:58 pm to
quote:

Freshman nowadays don't even know that that checker's existed


What happen to Checkers?
Posted by BowlJackson
Birmingham, AL
Member since Sep 2013
52881 posts
Posted on 2/16/19 at 3:12 pm to
quote:

I saw Cam Newton answer a phone call with his helmet still on while on his scooter


My sister's roommate almost ran him over when he zipped across a crosswalk on his scooter in spring 2010





The night of the 2009 West Virginia Rain Game some drunk kid stole a Tiger Transit bus and offered me and several other people a ride in the Logan Square Apartments
Posted by TheJones
Member since Nov 2009
33316 posts
Posted on 2/16/19 at 3:36 pm to
Watched my boy take down a FIDE master using the Sicilian defense
Posted by jangalang
Member since Dec 2014
36288 posts
Posted on 2/16/19 at 3:38 pm to
Watched cops pour out perfectly fine cold beer on a frat lawn.
Posted by TheSandman
AuburnUndercover
Member since Nov 2010
19409 posts
Posted on 2/16/19 at 4:10 pm to
It, like most things downtown, is turning into upscale student housing

ETA: they’re having to renovate a little
This post was edited on 2/16/19 at 4:11 pm
Posted by Fearless_and_True
Steel City
Member since Oct 2017
1451 posts
Posted on 2/16/19 at 5:31 pm to
quote:

quote: I saw Cam Newton answer a phone call with his helmet still on while on his scooter


quote:

My sister's roommate almost ran him over when he zipped across a crosswalk on his scooter in spring 2010


She would have been Exiled from Auburn if she had made contact
Posted by Fearless_and_True
Steel City
Member since Oct 2017
1451 posts
Posted on 2/16/19 at 5:36 pm to
We were at a house party in Northpointe and the cops were called. Very nice 5-0 just made us pour out the Whiskey/Vodka handles and beers.

Once they left, a patron walks out of a bedroom with 3 cases of Budlight and says “They were under the bed, suuucka! Now where were we?”
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