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re: Cohen says “no expectation” of firing Freeze; compares him to a car that won’t start
Posted on 10/13/25 at 10:34 pm to Feelthebarn
Posted on 10/13/25 at 10:34 pm to Feelthebarn
And if it does, somebody keeps pouring sugar in the gas tank at halftime
Posted on 10/13/25 at 10:34 pm to EddieFelson
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Well that’s one way to say “yeah we’re going to fire him if he doesn’t live up to expectations” which would be winning games, which he has not done and will not do but maybe 3 and possibly as few as 2 more times this season. He’s done. JMO.
Freeze will be gone on Sunday after another loss.
Posted on 10/13/25 at 10:39 pm to DyeHardDylan
What’s the analogy to a team captain quitting? Having your catalytic converter stolen?
Posted on 10/13/25 at 10:50 pm to DyeHardDylan
i honestly dont remember ever hearing a more awkward “vote of confidence” from an AD
Posted on 10/14/25 at 9:13 am to FearlessFreep
Did our coach start this morning?

Posted on 10/14/25 at 10:53 am to LRB1967
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A car that won't start? Not the analogy I would use.
a car could work

Posted on 10/14/25 at 5:34 pm to DyeHardDylan
The car he speaks of (the Auburn football program) is burning upside down in a ditch. Whether it starts or not is irrelevant. He needs to invest in someone who can drive a fricking tank like an old school Cadillac.
Posted on 10/14/25 at 7:02 pm to DyeHardDylan
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"I don't know if I'm going to walk outside and my car is going to start or not, I think it is," Cohen said. "I have an expectation it will. But if my car doesn't start enough, then I will evaluate that and make decisions about my car. But that's not my expectation at this point about our football program."
Might actually be a worse statement (if that is even possible) than "Coach _____ has my complete support and confidence."
Posted on 10/14/25 at 9:23 pm to DyeHardDylan
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"I don't know if I'm going to walk outside and my car is going to start or not…But if my car doesn't start enough, then I will evaluate that and make decisions about my car ."
Posted on 10/15/25 at 7:38 am to SupperClubDrunkBus
I’m ready to trade the car in for a newer model. This broken down clucker suxs.
Posted on 10/15/25 at 10:53 am to REV-S

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Posted on 10/15/25 at 11:14 am to DyeHardDylan
The problem is Cohen was the idiot that bought the Maserati Biturbo, thinking he got some kinda deal. When in actuality, he's the only idiot dumb enough to buy it. Now he's wondering why it won't run.
We needed a Toyota, Cohen came back with the clunker.
We needed a Toyota, Cohen came back with the clunker.
Posted on 10/15/25 at 12:11 pm to slacker130
UF about to fire Napier. HF needs to be fired; Durkin interim HC. No brainer. The problem is there is no one on the O side that I think could take over that side
Posted on 10/15/25 at 12:12 pm to AUarch79
I've accepted the fact we are going to give freeze another year simply because of all the openings this year
Posted on 10/15/25 at 12:27 pm to HailToTheChiz
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I've accepted the fact we are going to give freeze another year simply because of all the openings this year
And many will find better uses of their Saturday.
Posted on 10/15/25 at 1:33 pm to AUarch79
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no one on the O side that I think could take over that side
How much worse could a random GA do?
Posted on 10/15/25 at 1:44 pm to makersmark1
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How much worse could a random GA do?
Give most of us the play list...I think we can do just as good a job calling plays. You can take that and have two plays that they can run. One the main and check out to the other...keep the slant for when they blitz...
Posted on 10/15/25 at 1:57 pm to 88TIger
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.keep the slant for when they blitz...
Slant?
What slant?
We have slants?
Posted on 10/15/25 at 2:55 pm to makersmark1
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Slant?
What slant?
We have slants?
We have slants but Arnold can't throw them. He's tried and failed misserbly.
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