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re: Cohen says “no expectation” of firing Freeze; compares him to a car that won’t start

Posted on 10/13/25 at 10:34 pm to
Posted by Feelthebarn
Lower Alabama
Member since Nov 2012
3576 posts
Posted on 10/13/25 at 10:34 pm to
And if it does, somebody keeps pouring sugar in the gas tank at halftime
Posted by bawbarn
Member since Jul 2012
3987 posts
Posted on 10/13/25 at 10:34 pm to
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Well that’s one way to say “yeah we’re going to fire him if he doesn’t live up to expectations” which would be winning games, which he has not done and will not do but maybe 3 and possibly as few as 2 more times this season. He’s done. JMO.


Freeze will be gone on Sunday after another loss.
Posted by AUTubaHerd
Member since Nov 2012
2837 posts
Posted on 10/13/25 at 10:39 pm to
What’s the analogy to a team captain quitting? Having your catalytic converter stolen?
Posted by FearlessFreep
Baja Alabama
Member since Nov 2009
19481 posts
Posted on 10/13/25 at 10:50 pm to
i honestly dont remember ever hearing a more awkward “vote of confidence” from an AD
Posted by wareaglepete
Lumon Industries
Member since Dec 2012
17411 posts
Posted on 10/14/25 at 9:13 am to
Did our coach start this morning?

Posted by Jmcc64
alabama
Member since Apr 2021
1802 posts
Posted on 10/14/25 at 10:46 am to
this car?

Posted by higgs_boson
State College, PA
Member since Sep 2014
23199 posts
Posted on 10/14/25 at 10:53 am to
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A car that won't start? Not the analogy I would use.


a car could work

Posted by Blizzard of Chizz
Member since Apr 2012
20695 posts
Posted on 10/14/25 at 5:34 pm to
The car he speaks of (the Auburn football program) is burning upside down in a ditch. Whether it starts or not is irrelevant. He needs to invest in someone who can drive a fricking tank like an old school Cadillac.
Posted by Broadside Bob
Atlanta, GA
Member since Dec 2012
1613 posts
Posted on 10/14/25 at 7:02 pm to
quote:

"I don't know if I'm going to walk outside and my car is going to start or not, I think it is," Cohen said. "I have an expectation it will. But if my car doesn't start enough, then I will evaluate that and make decisions about my car. But that's not my expectation at this point about our football program."


Might actually be a worse statement (if that is even possible) than "Coach _____ has my complete support and confidence."
Posted by SupperClubDrunkBus
At Large
Member since Jun 2023
2442 posts
Posted on 10/14/25 at 9:23 pm to
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"I don't know if I'm going to walk outside and my car is going to start or not…But if my car doesn't start enough, then I will evaluate that and make decisions about my car ."







Posted by REV-S
near tuscaloosa
Member since Feb 2012
2118 posts
Posted on 10/15/25 at 7:38 am to
I’m ready to trade the car in for a newer model. This broken down clucker suxs.
Posted by wareaglepete
Lumon Industries
Member since Dec 2012
17411 posts
Posted on 10/15/25 at 10:53 am to
This post was edited on 10/15/25 at 10:54 am
Posted by slacker130
Your mom
Member since Jul 2010
8929 posts
Posted on 10/15/25 at 11:14 am to
The problem is Cohen was the idiot that bought the Maserati Biturbo, thinking he got some kinda deal. When in actuality, he's the only idiot dumb enough to buy it. Now he's wondering why it won't run.

We needed a Toyota, Cohen came back with the clunker.
Posted by AUarch79
Atlanta
Member since Oct 2013
685 posts
Posted on 10/15/25 at 12:11 pm to
UF about to fire Napier. HF needs to be fired; Durkin interim HC. No brainer. The problem is there is no one on the O side that I think could take over that side
Posted by HailToTheChiz
Back in Auburn
Member since Aug 2010
53593 posts
Posted on 10/15/25 at 12:12 pm to
I've accepted the fact we are going to give freeze another year simply because of all the openings this year
Posted by AUCom96
Alabama
Member since May 2020
6582 posts
Posted on 10/15/25 at 12:27 pm to
quote:

I've accepted the fact we are going to give freeze another year simply because of all the openings this year


And many will find better uses of their Saturday.
Posted by makersmark1
earth
Member since Oct 2011
20277 posts
Posted on 10/15/25 at 1:33 pm to
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no one on the O side that I think could take over that side


How much worse could a random GA do?
Posted by 88TIger
Member since Nov 2012
3366 posts
Posted on 10/15/25 at 1:44 pm to
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How much worse could a random GA do?


Give most of us the play list...I think we can do just as good a job calling plays. You can take that and have two plays that they can run. One the main and check out to the other...keep the slant for when they blitz...
Posted by makersmark1
earth
Member since Oct 2011
20277 posts
Posted on 10/15/25 at 1:57 pm to
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.keep the slant for when they blitz...


Slant?
What slant?

We have slants?
Posted by AU_Nomad
AL
Member since May 2021
665 posts
Posted on 10/15/25 at 2:55 pm to
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Slant?
What slant?

We have slants?


We have slants but Arnold can't throw them. He's tried and failed misserbly.
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