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re: Auburn is hiring Alex Golesh as head football coach!

Posted on 11/30/25 at 11:07 am to
Posted by makersmark1
earth
Member since Oct 2011
20568 posts
Posted on 11/30/25 at 11:07 am to
The band needs to learn some Tchaikovsky, pronto.

We should refer to the heads coach as Czar and assistant coaches as Commisars.

Fans/alums are comrades.

“Orange Army” defense.
Base offense “Blueshevik revolution.”

Any recruit named Peter is now “Peter the Great.”



Posted by LanierSpots
Sarasota, Florida
Member since Sep 2010
70262 posts
Posted on 11/30/25 at 11:09 am to
Now for the hard questions.

Will he want and be able to keep Durkin? It would certainly be a plus having DJ back at DC

Are most of our recruits, the ones we want to keep, be on board with him and giving it another try?




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ETA: Chickens site will not let me paste Russian. Off to the help board
This post was edited on 11/30/25 at 11:11 am
Posted by wareaglepete
Union of Soviet Auburn Republics
Member since Dec 2012
17809 posts
Posted on 11/30/25 at 11:11 am to
Just looked and don't you know fellas, we play Tennessee at Knoxville next year. The schedule gods always seem to know.
Posted by Blizzard of Chizz
Member since Apr 2012
20871 posts
Posted on 11/30/25 at 11:13 am to
quote:

The band needs to learn some Tchaikovsky, pronto. We should refer to the heads coach as Czar and assistant coaches as Commisars. Fans/alums are comrades. “Orange Army” defense. Base offense “Blueshevik revolution.” Any recruit named Peter is now “Peter the Great.”


Please don’t do this. The entire Soviet Union angle plays into areas of his family’s life that we have no idea about. God forbid they fled the former Soviet Union and we start making light of it with ridiculous nicknames.
Posted by IAmNERD
Member since May 2017
23838 posts
Posted on 11/30/25 at 11:13 am to
If I am Deuce Knight or any WR on this Auburn team, I am ecstatic at getting to play in Golesh's offense.
Posted by GoCrazyAuburn
Member since Feb 2010
39984 posts
Posted on 11/30/25 at 11:15 am to
quote:

Just looked and don't you know fellas, we play Tennessee at Knoxville next year. The schedule gods always seem to know.


Have Florida at home.
Posted by Beachbum87
Niceville, FL
Member since Oct 2022
4339 posts
Posted on 11/30/25 at 11:16 am to
Byrum Brown has 1 more year of eligibility

Does he transfer here?
This post was edited on 11/30/25 at 11:16 am
Posted by Rhino5
Atlanta
Member since Nov 2014
30892 posts
Posted on 11/30/25 at 11:17 am to
This dude is gonna beat UGA, Lane, LSU, Bama?
Posted by beatbammer
Member since Sep 2010
38786 posts
Posted on 11/30/25 at 11:17 am to
Dilly Dilly supports the Golesh hire.

Posted by jangalang
Member since Dec 2014
51244 posts
Posted on 11/30/25 at 11:19 am to
Yea he will.

Brown is the man.
Posted by auyushu
Surprise, AZ
Member since Jan 2011
9798 posts
Posted on 11/30/25 at 11:19 am to
quote:

Will he want and be able to keep Durkin? It would certainly be a plus having DJ back at DC



The rumors that said we were trying to get him yesterday also said he was friends with Durkin and would be open to hiring him.

By himself Golesh is a decent hire in a normal hiring situation, but in this crazy coaching carousel he's a very solid hire. Combine him with Durkin at DC and he has the potential to be a very good hire.
Posted by makersmark1
earth
Member since Oct 2011
20568 posts
Posted on 11/30/25 at 11:21 am to
I’m just horsing around.

We aren’t going full Soviet.
Posted by auburn2eugene
Now back in Oneonta Alabama
Member since Jan 2013
1307 posts
Posted on 11/30/25 at 11:24 am to
His South Florida team won 8 games in 4 years before his hiring. The year before he was hired they finished 1-11. He had them in a bowl year 1. They have been bowl eligible all 3 seasons he was their HC. He has produced 23 wins over the last 3 years when again they had won 8 total in 4 years prior to his arrival.

Oh and his QB… one of a handful of qbs ever who have had a 3000 yard passing season with 1000 rushing yards.

We hired a no nonsense communist born Russian. We about to roll
Posted by SingleMalt1973
Member since Feb 2022
22924 posts
Posted on 11/30/25 at 11:24 am to
Hearing we can expect changes to Tiger Walk ..



Posted by RandySavage
9 Time Natty Winner
Member since May 2012
35006 posts
Posted on 11/30/25 at 11:26 am to
quote:

Byrum Brown has 1 more year of eligibility

Does he transfer here?


My first thought was wondering if he had any eligibility left.
Posted by IAmNERD
Member since May 2017
23838 posts
Posted on 11/30/25 at 11:26 am to
quote:

Now for the hard questions.

Does USF have any good OL?
Posted by Ryan5155
Thomaston, Ga
Member since Aug 2013
60 posts
Posted on 11/30/25 at 11:27 am to
This is great news! I was really hoping to continue the tradition of who should call plays.
Posted by Beachbum87
Niceville, FL
Member since Oct 2022
4339 posts
Posted on 11/30/25 at 11:28 am to
Byrum Brown

South Florida Cam?
This post was edited on 11/30/25 at 11:29 am
Posted by TemperdTiger
Montgomery, AL
Member since Oct 2013
2438 posts
Posted on 11/30/25 at 11:28 am to
Just for visibility, incentives built into the contract include money for wins after 8. Cohen really wants us to get where we need to be
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Posted by FlyDownTheField
Member since Dec 2013
3151 posts
Posted on 11/30/25 at 11:30 am to
Dude is literally getting 1 mil per win.
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