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AL.com's Top 5 Reasons to Hire BMFP

Posted on 11/29/12 at 3:05 pm
Posted by mckibaj
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Posted on 11/29/12 at 3:05 pm
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5. Alabama already has America's fourth highest rate of divorce for men, and the third highest rate for women.

4. According to The Mingle Dating Report, two Alabama cities, Dothan and Mobile, are among the sluttiest in America. Mobilians, it claims, on average have had sex with 12 different people.

3. We really are the Dirty South. Alabama is among the leaders in chlamydia, syphilis and gonorrhea. In 2006, Jefferson County was the nation's syphilis leader.

2. Birmingham is the land of the sugar daddy. Another dating site claimed this year that wealthy men in Birmingham have more than seven partners a year, making it the most promiscuous city in America.

And No. 1...
Either you want a coach or a role model. Pick one. But in the end, know that the state itself is not morally superior to Bobby Petrino.
Posted by NorthGwinnettTiger
Member since Jun 2006
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Posted on 11/29/12 at 3:07 pm to
Did al.com really let him publish that piece?
Posted by AUCE05
Member since Dec 2009
45204 posts
Posted on 11/29/12 at 3:07 pm to
Hell yeah.
Posted by Upperaltiger06
North Alabama
Member since Feb 2012
4221 posts
Posted on 11/29/12 at 3:13 pm to
But has he asked forgiveness from baby Jesus?
Posted by TheJones
Member since Nov 2009
34582 posts
Posted on 11/29/12 at 3:18 pm to
It's a blog piece
Posted by LanierSpots
Sarasota, Florida
Member since Sep 2010
70517 posts
Posted on 11/29/12 at 3:22 pm to
quote:

5. Alabama already has America's fourth highest rate of divorce for men, and the third highest rate for women.

4. According to The Mingle Dating Report, two Alabama cities, Dothan and Mobile, are among the sluttiest in America. Mobilians, it claims, on average have had sex with 12 different people.

3. We really are the Dirty South. Alabama is among the leaders in chlamydia, syphilis and gonorrhea. In 2006, Jefferson County was the nation's syphilis leader.

2. Birmingham is the land of the sugar daddy. Another dating site claimed this year that wealthy men in Birmingham have more than seven partners a year, making it the most promiscuous city in America.

And No. 1...
Either you want a coach or a role model. Pick one. But in the end, know that the state itself is not morally superior to Bobby Petrino.





Here we go

Posted by piggidyphish
Birmingham
Member since Jul 2009
18880 posts
Posted on 11/29/12 at 3:23 pm to
quote:

Here we go


you're worried about the mobilians being called slutty aren't you?
Posted by auburngrad2005
mobile, al
Member since Dec 2009
463 posts
Posted on 11/29/12 at 3:32 pm to
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4. According to The Mingle Dating Report, two Alabama cities, Dothan and Mobile, are among the sluttiest in America.


I apparently have all the wrong friends.
Posted by AUCatfish
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Member since Oct 2007
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Posted on 11/29/12 at 3:37 pm to
quote:

The Mingle Dating Report, two Alabama cities, Dothan and Mobile, are among the sluttiest in America


And frankly, I am responsible for much of this sluttiness since my divorce.
Posted by Aubie Spr96
lolwut?
Member since Dec 2009
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Posted on 11/29/12 at 4:19 pm to
quote:

In 2006, Jefferson County was the nation's syphilis leader.



Print the t-shirts!
Posted by The Nino
Member since Jan 2010
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Posted on 11/29/12 at 4:41 pm to
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4. According to The Mingle Dating Report, two Alabama cities, Dothan and Mobile, are among the sluttiest in America.

So is it bad that I'm from Mobile and my girlfriend is from Dothan?
Posted by AUCatfish
How are yah now?
Member since Oct 2007
13995 posts
Posted on 11/29/12 at 4:52 pm to
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So is it bad that I'm from Mobile and my girlfriend is from Dothan?


Double slutty cities for the win.

ETA* - To truly answer your question, what high school did your girlfriend go to?
This post was edited on 11/29/12 at 4:56 pm
Posted by auyushu
Surprise, AZ
Member since Jan 2011
9852 posts
Posted on 11/29/12 at 5:00 pm to
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To truly answer your question, what high school did your girlfriend go to?



You think there is really that much difference between the girls at Northview and Dothan High?

I'm kinda surprised and confused at seeing Dothan on this sort of list having grown up there.
Posted by The Nino
Member since Jan 2010
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Posted on 11/29/12 at 5:02 pm to
Northview I think




ETA: Maybe DHS. Why do you ask?
This post was edited on 11/29/12 at 5:03 pm
Posted by WarSlamEagle
Manchester United Fan
Member since Sep 2011
24611 posts
Posted on 11/29/12 at 5:05 pm to
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I'm kinda surprised and confused at seeing Dothan on this sort of list having grown up there.

I think Enterprise should be on there...
Posted by Tiger n Miami AU83
Miami
Member since Oct 2007
45656 posts
Posted on 11/29/12 at 5:11 pm to
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4. According to The Mingle Dating Report, two Alabama cities, Dothan and Mobile, are among the sluttiest in America. Mobilians, it claims, on average have had sex with 12 different people.


This is garbage. Try Miami. Average number of sex partners = 24/person.

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We'd tell you to get a room, Miami, but you're already doin' it there -- and in the club, and on boats, and even in a car outside the Burger King on Biscayne Boulevard, because WE SAW YOU and it was GROSS.

And according to a survey by condom makers Trojan, the Magic City is indeed where the magic happens most. In a survey of their top 10 markets, the company found that Miami keeps it hot with the highest rate of sexual satisfaction (73 percent) and most sex (177 rounds a year).
This post was edited on 11/29/12 at 5:12 pm
Posted by AUCatfish
How are yah now?
Member since Oct 2007
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Posted on 11/29/12 at 5:16 pm to
quote:

You think there is really that much difference between the girls at Northview and Dothan High?


No, but if she went to HA....

quote:

I'm kinda surprised and confused at seeing Dothan on this sort of list having grown up there.


It's the Peanut Festival, it gets them worked up.
Posted by AUCatfish
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Member since Oct 2007
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Posted on 11/29/12 at 5:17 pm to
quote:

DHS. Why do you ask?


"Dirty" High....just saying.
Posted by WarSlamEagle
Manchester United Fan
Member since Sep 2011
24611 posts
Posted on 11/29/12 at 5:54 pm to
quote:

It's the Peanut Festival, it gets them worked up.

After spending my HS years in that area, I can confirm this.
Posted by auyushu
Surprise, AZ
Member since Jan 2011
9852 posts
Posted on 11/29/12 at 6:25 pm to
quote:

It's the Peanut Festival, it gets them worked up.



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