Posted by
Message
CtotheVrzrbck
Alabama Fan
WeWaCo
Member since Dec 2007
37538 posts

re: tFlagshipper 101 Orientation Thread
Dude, you gotta jump in there. Mixing it up a lil bit never hurt no one. Go guerilla if you have to.


I'm a fan of drive by's. Roll in drop an inciteful post, check back a couple hours later and fan the flames.

We have to be prepared when this coach is announced to either be the most annoying suns of guns ever, or go into straight spin mode and justify why the choice was the best for our situation. Strap in Jimmy, it's gonna get bumpy!


oklahogjr
Arizona State Fan
Gold Membership
Member since Jan 2010
31249 posts

re: tFlagshipper 101 Orientation Thread
quote:

1. A hog related username is not required, and is in fact discouraged. I can attest to the difficulty in trolling and rumor planting when you out yourself as a Hog fan by your username. Rantards will still have a hard time figuring it out, but most other fanbases are pretty sharp.


damn I missed this one

quote:

2. SunHog is not to be looked at directly in the eyes or spoken to unless spoken to.


well i've never looked him in the eyes. But i've watched him go to jail.

quote:

3. We are expected to rally to aid of any flagshipper who has poked a hornet's nest, we never fail to get the last word or .gif in.


well I got this one down.

quote:

4. We have the highest % of wimmenz posters, encourage your lady friends to enjoy the fun. Our ladies are intelligent, beautiful, devoted, and awesome fans that make tasty sammiches.


I like my women dumb, i'll instruct none of them to post here... plus they all think i'm insider because I get my info here faster than the arkansas media can break the story.

quote:

5. DaleDenton is the finest picker to ever pick up a dobro.


Can't argue here.

quote:

6. Hogville is not to be linked unless to be poked fun of. Acceptable monikers for that place are Tardville, HiV, Lanny's Losers, Douglas' a-hole.

don't be discrediting my main source of information. I get all my good insider info from here.

quote:


7. Arkansas Media are jokes, please don't source them....... EVER.


Bo mattingly knows everything. I'm pretty sure he is well connected. I mean he is never wrong afterall.

quote:

12. GSD... we don't like em, but sometimes they happen and usually the LR side is shamed.


I don't even understand why we still play games in fayetteville. The place isn't that great and the crowd always sucks compared to LR.

quote:

Oklahogjr remarked once that SECrant.com is a like a refugee camp for posters that hate their homer fanbase.
at least you didn't forget me. HubbHog is still on my shite list.


Replies (0)
Replies (0)
00
blacknblu
Arkansas Fan
Member since Nov 2011
10275 posts

re: tFlagshipper 101 Orientation Thread
quote:

Bigfathog

You'll be hard pressed to get better guidance that what CtotheVrzrbck has just posted. Get in there!


Hog on the Hill
Arkansas Fan
New York, NY
Member since Jun 2009
13099 posts

re: tFlagshipper 101 Orientation Thread
Paging StSteven to this thread... get in here noob


The Sultan of Swine
Arkansas Fan
Member since Nov 2010
4535 posts

re: tFlagshipper 101 Orientation Thread
quote:

Paging StSteven to this thread


This! SOB...


Replies (0)
Replies (0)
00
CauleyHog
US Army Fan
Stuttgart, Germany
Member since Nov 2012
2426 posts

re: tFlagshipper 101 Orientation Thread
im here. ive been a lurker for awhile now. must say yall have made me crack up almost every night. glad i finally decided to join in


Drewbie
Arkansas Fan
tFlagship
Member since Jun 2012
46177 posts

re: tFlagshipper 101 Orientation Thread
quote:

You do rustle BTHog's jimmies so you're OK in my book.

quote:

with a little bit of paperwork we might be able to get you some juco credit via an internship type of situation.
Better than nothing.


Replies (0)
Replies (0)
00
Drewbie
Arkansas Fan
tFlagship
Member since Jun 2012
46177 posts

re: tFlagshipper 101 Orientation Thread
quote:

Nah leave Dewbie be, he has to earn his degree.

No shortcuts.
Shortcut is my middle name!


Replies (0)
Replies (0)
00
hawgfaninc
Arkansas Fan
https://youtu.be/torc9P4-k5A
Member since Nov 2011
40900 posts

re: tFlagshipper 101 Orientation Thread
quote:

glad i finally decided to join in



Replies (0)
Replies (0)
00
CtotheVrzrbck
Alabama Fan
WeWaCo
Member since Dec 2007
37538 posts

re: tFlagshipper 101 Orientation Thread
welcome to the party pussycat!


Replies (0)
Replies (0)
00
SR SponsorSR Fan
USA
Member since 2001
Thank you for supporting our sponsors
Advertisement
ArHog
Arkansas Fan
On the Muss Buss
Member since Jan 2008
22468 posts

re: tFlagshipper 101 Orientation Thread
Welcome, roll up your sleeves and prepare to do work!





Replies (0)
Replies (0)
00
Notherdamnhog
Arkansas Fan
Huntsville, Al
Member since Aug 2010
5331 posts

re: tFlagshipper 101 Orientation Thread
quote:

glad i finally decided to join in
Welcome aboard.






CauleyHog
US Army Fan
Stuttgart, Germany
Member since Nov 2012
2426 posts

re: tFlagshipper 101 Orientation Thread
oh yeah! im all aboard this sail boat!


Hog Springs
Arkansas Fan
I'm on a boat
Member since Nov 2010
4410 posts

re: tFlagshipper 101 Orientation Thread


SmackoverHawg
Arkansas Fan
Member since Oct 2011
22562 posts

re: tFlagshipper 101 Orientation Thread
Not new, but am returning after a self imposed ban. I new this year would be a flaming shite heap so I avoided the Rant to avoid a meltdown and permaban.


hogminer
Arkansas Fan
Bella Vista, AR.
Member since Apr 2010
8778 posts

re: tFlagshipper 101 Orientation Thread
Bump for kiss-ass newb.


ArmyHogs
Alcorn St. Fan
Germany
Member since Feb 2012
7416 posts

re: tFlagshipper 101 Orientation Thread
Fricking hogules. Get your arse in here


CtotheVrzrbck
Alabama Fan
WeWaCo
Member since Dec 2007
37538 posts

re: tFlagshipper 101 Orientation Thread
bump for the newbs


Ray Penpillage
Arkansas Fan
Western Slope
Member since Nov 2010
9393 posts

re: tFlagshipper 101 Orientation Thread


Learn it. Love it.


whataboar
Arkansas Fan
Little Rock, Ark.
Member since Sep 2009
479 posts

re: tFlagshipper 101 Orientation Thread


This flag is Juliet. It means:

I am on fire and have dangerous cargo; keep clear.


All signal flag meanings are here.


first pageprev pagePage 5 of 20next pagelast page

Back to top

logoFollow SECRant for SEC Football News
Follow us on Twitter and Facebook to get the latest updates on SEC Football and Recruiting.

FacebookTwitter