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CtotheVrzrbck
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tFlagshipper 101 Orientation Thread
For all the new ensigns that are lurking and getting accounts activated, this course is required reading, and if you're smart a pre-req to starting threads and posting in general.

Your instructors for the course will be FleaMarketBill, Sao, Latarian, CheshireHog, and DaleDenton.

There will be a quiz, and no, it is not open book. Have a notebook, #2 pencil, and orange scantron.

I'll be traveling much of the next couple days so my participation will be limited, but please allow me to touch upon a couple highlights in the syllabus.

1. A hog related username is not required, and is in fact discouraged. I can attest to the difficulty in trolling and rumor planting when you out yourself as a Hog fan by your username. Rantards will still have a hard time figuring it out, but most other fanbases are pretty sharp.

2. SunHog is not to be looked at directly in the eyes or spoken to unless spoken to.

3. We are expected to rally to aid of any flagshipper who has poked a hornet's nest, we never fail to get the last word or .gif in.

4. We have the highest % of wimmenz posters, encourage your lady friends to enjoy the fun. Our ladies are intelligent, beautiful, devoted, and awesome fans that make tasty sammiches.

5. DaleDenton is the finest picker to ever pick up a dobro.

6. Hogville is not to be linked unless to be poked fun of. Acceptable monikers for that place are Tardville, HiV, Lanny's Losers, Douglas' a-hole.

7. Arkansas Media are jokes, please don't source them....... EVER.

8. We enjoy a good drunken jorts story.

9. If you ever recco Hooters as a good place to eat, you're walking the plank.

10. Learn this phrase:
ARKY STAAAAAAAACKED
_____ FUUUUUUUUUUUCKED

11. Nudez of the Old Lady are to be sent to King for pre-examination.

12. GSD... we don't like em, but sometimes they happen and usually the LR side is shamed.

13. Sometimes you just have to take one for the team (Ol unlucky #13)





This where I'll leave off, welcome to the best msg board on the web. TD admins are awesome and pretty reasonable, you generally don't have to put up with the crap on all of the Arkansas boards. Oklahogjr remarked once that SECrant.com is a like a refugee camp for posters that hate their homer fanbase. It's a house of learned men and women, the freedom to have an opinion and call one out on a dumb opinion is what helps make this place what it is. Hope this helps y'all along.


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SLC
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re: tFlagshipper 101 Orientation Thread
Approved.



Hubbhogg
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re: tFlagshipper 101 Orientation Thread
14. Don't start threads unless you're a badass


SLC
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re: tFlagshipper 101 Orientation Thread
Nor do we link BleacherReport. That's a big No No.


hawgfaninc
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re: tFlagshipper 101 Orientation Thread
need to sticky this bitch


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CtotheVrzrbck
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re: tFlagshipper 101 Orientation Thread
SLC is the man for all your legal advice, btw.


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TheCheshireHog
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re: tFlagshipper 101 Orientation Thread
quote:

2. SunHog is not to be looked at directly in the eyes or spoken to unless spoken to. 



Don't give him water after midnight either.
This post was edited on 11/28 at 4:49 pm


Gladius Veritas
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LOCO5150
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re: tFlagshipper 101 Orientation Thread
You are immediately in everyone's good graces if you porn bomb a 10+ page thread on either the tiger rant or the SEC rant.

Welcome to TD.



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re: tFlagshipper 101 Orientation Thread
quote:

Our ladies are intelligent, beautiful, devoted, and awesome fans that make tasty sammiches.




quote:

usually the LR side is shamed.




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Latarian
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re: tFlagshipper 101 Orientation Thread
Seems legit


Hog on the Hill
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re: tFlagshipper 101 Orientation Thread
co-signed


Killean
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We need a bosun


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blacknblu
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Very nice


ArmyHogs
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Hubbhogg
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re: tFlagshipper 101 Orientation Thread
quote:

Seems legit


just saw your twit about Saban for 5yr/80m


Hog Springs
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re: tFlagshipper 101 Orientation Thread
#15 - never show a lack of confidence to any non-hog posters on this site. we don't have meltdowns people. We troll meltdowns. Take that shite and gtfo!

I just read the 'Arkansas desperation mod' thread on coaching changes board and some of you (noobs) look like little school girls on there.

We are tFlagship. Act like it.
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Pigimus Prime
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re: tFlagshipper 101 Orientation Thread
Are we expecting some new meat? The difference between the group here and the median poster there is astonishing.


CtotheVrzrbck
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re: tFlagshipper 101 Orientation Thread
Why hasn't Wal-Mart stock options been floated as part of a pay pkg.


Your welcome.


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